What movie should I watch this morning?

What movie should I watch this morning?

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C.H.U.D.

Back-to-back Pirates of the Caribbean marathon

love me some not-even-thinly-veiled /ck/ threads

Watch a health documentary instead lmao

is that the
I AM A VERY LUCKY GIRL
VERY LUCKY GIRL
one?
i forget

Daddy would like some sausage

I don't remember either. I'm about ten minutes in.

>No fruit pudding

Why's he such a dramatic faggot about making a grilled cheese

cooking is kino you pleb faggot

It's called I highly recommend it.

please identify what are those things on the plate. i recognize eggs and beans to left of eggs. there's sausage beside fork and right of eggs but what kind? is that coffee or hot chocolate? what are those other things on plate?

Differently shaped sausage. The brownest one is potato.

Have you never seen toast?

Have you never seen mushrooms?

Its orange juice

Cringe.

God damn that looks so good.

What the Health

youtube.com/watch?v=Jf44vLndiRM

Bacon ten on ten, button mushrooms bingo, Black pudding snap, minor criticism: more distance between the eggs and the beans

That's not bacon. Canadian bacon is a misnomer.

>that tiny glass of oj
That's nowhere near enough for a meal that size.

its literally just random things from the fridge thrown on a pan

field mushrooms are better than button mushrooms.

it's not canadian though, it's back bacon probably danish.

Black pudding?

>more distance between the eggs and the beans
why? eggs and beans taste great together, i literally just plopped a fried egg onto my beans while writing this

Who the fuck eats burnt toast?

from toast going anti-clockwise: White pudding, Haggis, Black Pudding, mushrooms, hash brown, tomatoes, sausages, pancake?, bacon.

BLOOD PUDDING

>ENGLAND FOOD
>EVEN ONCE
NA M8, NAAAAAAA

I'm really confused about the pudding.

Toast, back bacon, fried eggs, fried bread, pork sausage, fried tomatoes, hash brown, button mushrooms, black pudding, coarse and fine white pudding, baked beans

Blood Pudding is great mate
English breakfast is the only English dish that that tastes great

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Black puidding, it's sausage made with blood. It's a big fried seasoned scab.

thank you, user. is it normal in that plate's country to burn toast and tomatoes to unrecognizability?

>weeb shit
ye raw fish with sauce that is literally just salt is great

>not wanting your bread to be BLACKED

thank you, user.

>not liking marmite

What a cunt

gross! what's next? ground up animal carcasses?

Still confused. The only pudding I've ever heard of is like melted ice cream.

The Breakfast Club

#healthyasfuck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_sausage

Insanely hungover right now, I would demolish that entire thing.

ORGANS

CHILLED MONKEYBRAINS

Right, sausage. Not pudding. Why are people calling it pudding?

BP is great if it's homemade. The one in a can or in diners is shit.

Pudding can refer to different things, one of those words. Its just what its known as. Black pudding = blood sausage, chocolate pudding = sweet squidgy cake thing,

>Anti-clockwise

You burnt the toast

How long does it take to prepare one of these?

SAME WAY AN APARTMENT IS A FLAT

BRITS HAVE NO GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

There is also an old dish literally called faggots

Because it's called that in some places.

Your milk is brownish.

30 minutes
if you have everything ready and know what to do to save time, cooking sausages (in oven) takes the longest

This looks absolutely disgusting

Because I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater.

This is the one time I don't hate Mexicans.

>PUTTING COW SECRETIONS IN YOUR COFFEE

ABSOLUTELY HARAM M8 ALLAH SHOULD SMITE THESE PEOPLE 2BH LAD

Not as long as it takes to digest all that crap

some people like it adds flavour I guess, white sliced bread is pretty dull. It's usually said that burnt toast will put hairs on your chest for some reason.

>drinking coffee with a full english
It's tea.

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7 on 10 let's make love

Are you retarded? Blood pudding, Yorkshire pudding, vanilla pudding, and bread/rice pudding are all pretty common knowledge and have vastly different tastes and textures. How are you going to act like sweet custard is the only type to exist

when will amazon or whatev company start providing food deliveries from anywhere in the world? ;_;

A NICE CUPPA?

>YFW EVEN THE 'ARD LOOKING SHAVED HEAD JASON STATHAM BRITS DRINK FAGGY TEA INSTEAD OF COFFEE IN THE MORNING
THIS IS WHY YOU LOST YOUR EMPIRE

tea makes all that grease a little more palatable

>tfw the only reason I browse Sup Forums are offtopic threads like these and shitposts

Most European countries have their own version of blood sausage.

Ok I've also heard of rice pudding but that's still very similar. No I've literally never heard of pudding aside from the kind similar to melted ice cream. I'm pretty sure its cultural not retardation. Pudding cake? Never heard of it.

That's a dodgy looking tea.

Ameritard coffee is just milky sugar shit, english tea is stronger than that.

That's not true especially these days. I'm not a big fan of coffee at all and I will drink pecan coffee black. All the Starbucks shit has tons of espresso in it so just one of those can fuck you up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Builder's_tea

You're uneducated. Never even heard of Christmas Pudding?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ih5mTrE3iCk

Christmas Pudding is a British thing.
Do you think everbody knows what bongs eat for Christmas?

a real man's coffee will keep you awake and vibrating for weeks

Again pretty sure cuisine falls under cultural not education knowledge.

Well I've heard the christmas song that contains the line about figgy pudding but I never knew what that was.

It's still fucking baby candy coffee for manchildren.
The pecan sirup is 98% sugar.

I'm British and I drink Yorkshire Tea, and I know all about muh builders tea, though if that is tea is still looks dodgy.

Various sausages, ham, beans, eggs, toast, and the black shit is a sausage made with blood.

We get it you don't know stuff so stop insisting you're ignorant.

Anyone who ever heard of A Christmas Fucking Carol knows about Chrismas Pudding you idiot.

Literally no one likes christmas pudding, it's just there because tradition. No one wants it, no one eats it. Anyone who says otherwise is a shill from the pudding industry.

I'm showing pecan coffee has zero sugar.

Fuck you cunt. I answered a question.

BLACK COFFEE, MUCH LIKE THE SMELL OF NAPALAM IS ALL YOU SHOULD HAVE IN THE MORNING

YOU KNOW IT WAS LARGELY TEA COMMODITY TRADING BY THE QUASI STATE RUN EAST INDIA COMPANY WHICH DROVE THE COLONIALISM THAT LEAD TO THE BRITISH EMPIRE

ALL ABOUT THAT CUPPA M8

"How to beat stomach cancer"

It's fake sugar. Even worst. Enjoy your cancer.

No I'm showing it's natural flavors.

You realize that other countries don't have carols in English, right?
and burgers listen to Sinatra and shit
>UK education
kys honestly

Black coffe (or black with a small amount of sugar) is the way to go.

Nobody drinks it that way anymore. Fuck, last time I asked for a black coffee it took 10 minutes for the guy to believe that it's what I really wanted. They keep putting their sirup shit if you ask for a black coffe, you have to specify classic black coffee.

No the song with figgy pudding is an American mainstay. 90% of our Christmas traditions are British.

>fuck a woman named carol on christmas

what country and how did this tradition start?

>she ate the whole thing

The story. Are you fucking with me by pretending to be that dumb?