Why? I'm pretty sure I can afford you

>Why? I'm pretty sure I can afford you.

We've got her this time.

what is this even from? video?

>in YOUR dreams maybe

/thread

>if you have any money left after all those happy meals

>oh with you it's always a happy meal

Yeah, I would leave the room. I would leave the room and go snort some coke off the three french escorts that were waiting for me on my own bedroom. Cunt.

>I guess you have a lot of time to fantasize, thats why you're still a weather girl

>Fat fuck

That's actually quite good. I think we have a winner.

we finally got her lads

>"About three dollars actually, so yeah I have enough."

> That's all you have??? knew your movies were struggling but I didn't know it was THAT bad! HAHAHAHAAAA

Yeah nah, that would be a great retort on Jonah’s part and that just sounds like butthurt on hers

It’s much easier for her to win as a female but there’s still standards

...

Poor dude, he didn't know he was fat until a french woman told him so on national tv.

:(

>You're talking about buying me? I didn't know you were such a proponent of slavery Jonah..

so the only way for you to get laid is to pay someone?

>Of course you can afford me, you're a jew afterall

How many years has it been brehs?

his recent pics looked fucking horrible

does he even get any new roles now that he's lost the weight?

You can leave now.

no, she def have broken something inside of him...

yeah, he should've stayed morbidly obese so he could die with some dignity

I remember her gazongas looking bigger

>hahah... can't blame ya!

It's that easy, Sup Forums. Just bruise it off like it's no big deal. After all, Jonah's a star, that bitch on the other hand ...

This one is pretty good. I had come up with other variations of "imply she's a whore", but they were all too long and forced. This one is witty and short without making him sound butthurt. Perfection, trips confirm.

*audience groans and boos Jonah*

we have a winner

>as the french say I surrender

fucking WEAK

this is gonna get a nervous forced smile or two at best

OP fucking won. He fucking did it.

what's that?

>his smile and optimism: gone

>why would you ever cheat on your husband....

We've been over this. There's no winning. It's checkmate.

She will just say no at his offer and he will still be BTFO.

You need to stop posting this Jonah.

He's way off baseline

you'd suck him
; ^ ;

...

don't do this

damn, she's pretty

Jesus Christ, Sup Forums, you still can't get over it? it's like she insulted you personally.

she fucks darkies

too late

FUGGIN HELL

NOOOO.

That's it. I'm shooting up a theater.

We did it!

I'm sorry user

The only problem I see is that he doesn't have the right clothes. Needs something tighter. I had the same problem when I lost weight. I was used to baggy clothes that hid my man tits.

ya

That was awful and she'd look like the butthurt one.

she looks like one herself, or is that just the french?

>Well we are in a Caliphate

At least post a more recent picure

Ornella obliterated the guy on the inside, there's nothing left. Look at his eyes compared to how he looked as a fat guy in the OP's image. He's a walking corpse, there's no spark of life in him anymore, even when he smiles or laughs.

>Fuck you bitch, if there weren't so many people around I'd slit your throat

That's how you do it.

>Why buy the cow when you can rent the milk?

He is turning into Adam Sandler

>It's better to fantasize than it is to be a fat size.

>Afford me? I'm not a Bacon Double Cheeseburger, fatass. You can't buy me.

>being this faceblind

With this she's BTFO

Have a upvote, and some reddit coin

Holy fuck he does look like sand man on the right

>have you never had a one night stand before?

...

>I thought bacon was banned here.

I have the ultimate response, and you can repeat it multiple times, to make her look like a sad and nasty bully. You've all been overthinking this for so long.

All Jonah had to say, and multiple times after each explanation to the first is


>Why?

>rent the milk?

>you could give me all the money in the world and I STILL wouldn't sleep with you.

kek
She did it again

>Sounds like you're an expert.

He should've said

>Why? Are you an anti-semite?

And she couldn't have said anything in response without losing her job.

Jonah on suicide watch.

>a woman has needs, needs you seem to be incapable of fulfilling

>Really? I bought you already, now talk about my movie.

This actually activated my almonds.

Well if you need both Brad and Leo, I doubt they could even do the job.

>Sure, but then you’d be out of your Subway money

we just can't win

>you seem to be quite the expert on brad and leo's sexual performances

that's not half-bad. At least it would be the bare minimum to save face.

>Oy vey it's like another shoah over here!
She can't say anything lest she comes out as anti semitic. Check mate from Jonah.

Seriously fuck off neofag

ONE WEEK MORE

>It’s free Brad and Leo ;)

>That's because we actually know each other and not through some weird fantasy.

tfw you lose 200 pounds but can't lose your hideous kike features

*audience kills him

>you lack the chutzpah to make such a comment about me

>Huffpost: JONAH MAKES SEXIST REMARKS
>Director of Jonah's next movie: We had to let him go due to creative differences
>Jonah's friends turn away from him
>2017: Jonah is forgotten
Was it worth it

Back to the drawing board.

HOW DO WE BEAT HER REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh shit

The correct answer is "What am I, your pimp?". This was decided ages ago.

>that's good for you.
All he has to say.

Autismal answers don't look good in normie world. See Billy Bob Thornton.

It's over. We did it. We won.

I like the heartbreaking tale of forbidden love going on in the background

see

Jesus Christ. I we don't find the correct reply by the end of 2017, it might be too late.

(^:p