Hey Sup Forums, how come you never got married?

Hey Sup Forums, how come you never got married?

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Christ, give me a while, I'm only 22.

Because I like comics and cartoons too much.

You could get married and still enjoy comics and cartoons.

...I seriously doubt that.

Why do i see more Freakazoid threads on Sup Forums than Animaniacs and Tiny Toons?

Because freakazoid was objectively better

I have to agree with this user

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but buns come in packs of 8?
Why is it called cheesecake if it has a crust like a pie but boston creme pie is a pie when it's actually a cake?
Why is the word big smaller than the word little?

This.

I like shitposting too much.

But I did...

ew

you guys are hanging around the wrong crowd

Do you guys seriously not look into the mirror and say "why am I like this? Why can't I control my hunger? I don't need chips to survive"

>Dove Heart You
What the fuck does that mean?

because Lifetime scared them away
it's also possible a bit of it is my fault, that I got too gunshy from shit treatment in my youth that I pre-assumed enemies everywhere and possibly missed one or two signals of dissent in my otherwise universally low public opinion.

i bond burger'd your sister last night

She looks like the kind of girl who'll gain five pounds annually for the next decade.

because meat is sold by the pound (buy bigger dogs), while baked goods are sold in multiples of four (which stack better)

because english is a pretty good language but when it comes to cuisine it fails hard at keeping anything even remotely consistent. did you know pie meant the bird (e.g. magpie) before it meant the food? fucking insane.

why wouldn't it be? you're being silly now

>having a crowd to hang out in

wha? they're only slightly overweight. The problem is she has close-set eyes and a downpointy nose and he's a skinhead. don't fatshame the ugly, user.

I sit at at desk all day. Also, who gives a fuck?
I wish. Used to love fatties when I was dating.

america's oldest brewery was run by chinamen? good for them.
seriously, I had a crowd but everyone got jobs and then had no more time for literally anything but work and sleep

How many autistic people are able to convince someone to marry them? I guess the answer isn't too high.

The name Yuengling is German actually.

i can hear your nasally ass voice reading this

>proposed to girl ten years younger than me last year
>said she liked me but would rather try community college instead

Try a woman ten years older than you.

she identifies as a bird

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Congratulations

I just haven't met the right giantess yet.

huh. weird
swing and a miss. think michael dorn.
masculinity was not well-tolerated in any of the twelve+ schools I attended. I got shat on for being a statuesque man while they were little boys. and the girls were all into their smooth little boyband types.

GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why couldn't she do both?
this is why women should always do the proposing.

Every time

I'd honestly be okay if I died alone.

combolations, elizagerth!

Because when it comes down to it, I'm actually a garbage person.

There are two major pressures on women that make them difficult to be compatible with:
pressure to NOT like fun entertainment, which gets most of them
and pressure to LIKE fun entertainment, which scares off the remainder

I'm gay.
It's not allowed.

Because I value my freedom.

That's bullshit and you know it there is nothing worse than dying alone

Hoes and tricks, etc. etc.

He didn't say anything about dying alone

Plus, a successful marriage typically involves one person in a couple seeing the other die eventually, so you "die alone" anyways

I'm married.

She doesn't like comics or (most) cartoons but I don't like shoe shopping, so we don't shop together. Everything else is golden.

Dated comic fan girls back in high school and it wasn't worth the trouble. Find a girl that likes you...and not necessarily your hobby.

>Find a girl that likes you...and not necessarily your hobby
This. Additionally, it gives you an excuse to get away. You need alone time or time apart every now and then in a healthy relationship.

>That's bullshit

Nope, try again

Why spend time with one woman for the rest of my life? What's the fun in that?

Girl invited me back to her place to watch cartoons. After two episodes, we agreed that we both wanted to take each others' clothes off, but we also wanted to watch the rest of the show.

We negotiated a schedule to do both. The schedule grew, including other shows and activities, and eventually wedding planning.

That would make a good movie

The number of close relationships needed vary from person to person. Maybe you don't need any, or you need one or two but have filled them with family members or friendships. That's legit.

Personally, I like being with my wife. It's really nice to have someone who's always on your side. Shows are more fun when she's watching next to me, laughing or gasping or falling asleep on my shoulder. We take turns cooking. We fuck. She makes the good days better and the shitty days less shitty.

Maybe you don't want or need something like that, but you can probably understand why other people do.

but my hobby is me

social nudity is a holy and wonderful thing. especially while watching TV. i wish I could convince anyone to do this with me.

Storytime: I was almost married once.

The end.

Better than spending it with zero :^)

>but you can probably understand why other people do.
They are weak.

Girl I'm in love with is ten years older than me, is married, is a lesbian, has kids and is my boss.

Because I'm a black nerd.

You guys look cute together.

Fuck these other haters.

Because I'm a misogynist and hate women.

Ever tried men?

I like meat too much.

No because while I hate women and find them deplorable I am still sexually attracted to them and not to men. I just find their mentality, lack of maturity, inability to use logic, emotional instability disgusting.

I wonder if the feeling is mutual.

This. At least let me know her for more than a week

You can get married and still eat a lot of meat, user!

Congrats, YOU'RE A FUCKING NORMIE NOW

I don't really like you, but I'll offer this:
Have you ever tried traps?

Women hate anyone who don't treat them like god's greatest gift isntead of god's worst mistake
I just said I'm not gay.

MEAT

Did you have a bad relationship with your mother? Maybe it's a reductive and Freudian way of looking and things, but I wonder if that's not usually the reason behind all these misogynists

BIG MEATY COCKS!

Or maybe, just maybe, I realize women are horrible little monsters who demand everything be their way despite their way being aggressively bad. They're so weak, and brittle, and stupid, and they bleed everywhere

I mean, would you not hate someone who thought you were trash . . . ?

>traps
>gay

So you're basically just stupid?
There's no helping that, then, man.
Godspeed.

Excuse but are you a Suikoden character?
No?
Then knock it off with the fucking ellipses.

But do you ever wonder why other men don't seem to share your opinion? Do you ever wonder how many men are happily in relationships with women?

This is the United States of God Bless America, user.
I can use ellipses whenever I want.
What're you, a commie?

Because they've been brainwashed or bowbeaten not to say a thing. Many generations of men happily agreed women were the lesser intelligent, weaker of the sexes.

Cause I'm in a vicious cycle of pushing people away cause I want to be alone but also being an attention whore cause I hate feeling lonely

...

Aren't you a special little snowflake

...

I really don't think continuing something started by the Ancient Greeks and honed to an artform by the Victorian English is very snowflakey.

>taking stock in the social practices of Ancient Greece and Victorian England
So you were lying about being gay, then

i'm pretty sure feminists are the cause of misogyny.
well that and weird 50s dudes who suddenly decided that modern conveniences meant that the role of the woman, up til that point considered vital, was suddenly lesser than the man's role.. even though TV of the time didn't really seem to take that tack, it always made it clear that they were both needed even if neither respected the other.
but whoever's idea it was to get women into the workplace, thus making the country collectively work twice as long for the same money and destroy the family unit, was using the 'housewife is an unrespectable way of life and you're shit if you do it' argument

dont forget japan. "women are dumb, we'd rather fuck little boys" is pretty much endemic of that kind of culture. also catholics.

Because I like animated girls too much.

Man, you're just like an SJW, constructing for yourself a historical narrative in order to justify your own social dysfunction. You're the member of a beleaguered minority, constantly victimized by oppressive society. If you don't fit in, if you aren't successful in life, it's not your fault, it's the powers-that-be conspiring against you. And on top of all that, I imagine all it does is bring you misery and isolation.

>2017
>falling for the marriage meme

Wew.

Also just because you post freakazoid doesn't make this Sup Forums related

I've always been a normie.

Assuming this nigga isn't just trolling, of course.
I hope he is.
'Cuz this would be extremely sad if he wasn't

At any rate, it would be impossible to tell the difference

>WE GOTTA BE HONORABLE LIKE THE SAMURAI OF OLD WHO TOOK NO SHIT FROM ANYONE, UNLIKE THESE FAGGOT PISSBABIES WE HAVE NOWADAYS
>conveniently forget all the prettyboy escorts Samurai used to have

The human condition is a beautiful thing.

That pesky old Poe's Law.

To be fair, the kind of homosexual behavior that happened in Feudal Japan and Ancient Greece was pretty different from what we have today

Well, yeah, but different =/= better.
>Samurai is plowing his teenage boy escort wearing makeup
>"I'm not gay"
>"I've fucked plenty of women"

that's what modern gays would have you think. buuut I gotta disagree
whereas they DO try to say that what they're doing is what gays of the previous 50 years or so were doing, when they're demonstrably completely different

People on here think sex is more important than having someone who'll deal with your shit and still like you.