This guy walks up to you and shoots your parents, and then he asks you

This guy walks up to you and shoots your parents, and then he asks you
>you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
What would you do?

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"Yeah. You?"

"Wow, it's like I'm in some sort of crappy Tim Burton flick!"

become, vengeance, the night

become...

Start masturbating on the corpses of my parents. That ought scare him off.

Shake my head at my rich parents' corpses wondering why I didn't just ask them to call our butler Alfred to pick us up in front of the theater.

Or ask them to call in a helicopter to pick us up on the roof of the theater that my dad can buy.

Or ask them to have construction workers start breaking up the street so that they can flood the newly made canal that way the skipper of our yacht can sail down to pick us up from the theater because my parents are rich.

Upon pondering this I would then look up at this man who's aiming the gun too high at someone who is so small and ask "You ever walk down a dark alley at night in Gotham with better clothes than any other person in the Eastern Seaboard without some means of protecting yourself?"

Cry, probably.

HONKA HONKA!

>>you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
What did he mean by this?

Jokah, kisama... Yurusenai!
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>-Hokuto: Juji Zan!-

"Are you autistic?"

get nuts

...

Throw the fucker into a vat of chemicals.

I would just kill him.

I'll blame Superman, somehow...

>Boy, at least he didn't slap my gf's ass
>That would have been such a pickle.

You watched that YouTube video ?

"What does that even MEAN?"

Soooo, dance off?

>wow rude.

Why would someone shoot a man before asking if they ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

...

"Y-you too."

Changing my answer to this.

>thanks man, you have no idea how much money I just inherited

Ask what the hell was his problem, and what did he mean by this.

I realize the whole point of the line is to be recognizeable so Bats can put two-and-two together, but what does that even mean? It's almost Blade-tier.

>Some motherfuckers are always dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight

Dance off bro! You and me!

>Those words. You keep saying them. I do not think they mean you think they mean.

I'm guessing the point is to show the Joker's dementia and megalomania, that he considers HIMSELF the devil, and death a dance.

That blade line makes perfect sense, its just a bizarre metaphor to bring up. Ice skating uphill is a futile effort.

But you actually can ice-skate uphill.
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Can we just talk about how this guy is the most perfect Joker ever seen on screen? Looks like a Marshall Rogers Joker come to life. Hard to believe him and Nicholson as the same person.

Ask what the fuck does that mean?

ask him to shoot me as well

"Yeah. He told me you're gay."

>shteel rehn

I'd say your not funny and your jokes suck

No, but I raped him in the pale moonlight.

They should've just used this guy as the Joker instead of Jack Nicholson.

They guy that they specifically cast to be a Jack Nicholson-alike but 30 years younger?

They should have had him play the old fat gangster who becomes the Joker. Check. Got it.

>I am the shadow on the moon lit night
>Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

You expect an 8 year-old to rape an adult who's a professional hitman?

Do you not?

i give up to the feeling and don't try to fight.

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Once.
Fucker never called me back.

In a matter a fact I have. We were on a blind date. Unfortunately he never returns my calls. Says I'm too creepy...

You're not Joe Chill