What did she see in Syndrome?

What did she see in Syndrome?

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Chicks dig the cape. It was worth it.

Money

Manlets, when will they learn?

this

Money. Power. Maybe he had an 8 inch cock. Any number of possible reasons.

she kinda looks like trumps wife

maybe he bought her

Does she shave her eyebrows? I bet she grew up really ugly, managed to get a bit of money, got plastic surgery and eventually slept her away into the government until she found Syndrome. If she loses money/power, she's afraid she'll go back to her shitty old life.

He was ambitious and intelligent.
Yeah the only difference is her everything.

A hefty salary.

what was her superpower

She mentions being attracted to danger.

Judging by her name, the ability to make dicks into diamonds.

He's at LEAST 5'5'' if you count the hair.

She said power, not danger

She actually has a dick, but it's only visible if you're 2 inches away from it. That's the mirage.

5 consonants, 2 vowels, and 1 undecided.

I don't remember the exchange exactly, something to do with the lava walls

truly a mystery

manlets have been known to have big cocks

SIX

FOOT

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oi ur a cheeky cunt

Power. She even says so at the 41 min mark in the movie.

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>manlets have been known to have big cocks
no they don't
t. 5'4" kys-tier manlet with 4" long smol benis

there is no significant correlation between height and penis size.

>delusional kid
>no understanding of boundaries
>held psychotic grudge for 20+ years
I'm guessing his super power was really autism and 'Syndrome' was shortened by his kind loving parents for the purpose of cheering him up

Some cunts need to be cheeky, in order to store a large amount of nuts.

He was willing to look past her weird snake nose.

Downs.

She probably also wanted to be a hhero.

idk i would tap that ass tho

>held psychotic grudge for 20+ years

NO CAPES

Stockholm.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

maybe she likes bad boys?
or maybe she thought he was a super sand legend because of his hair.
If I had to go out on a limb though I'd say she has a thing for dubs.

The sex was mindblowing.

neo masculinity
canonically syndrome was an active member of the roosh v forum

it just works

oh hey it's that girl whose head exploded into a bloody mush because it was encased in a metal shell. cool

Come on, you know Pat is a special case. Why do you think he eats chocolate in the dark of his closet?

He's not eating, he's feeding it to his penis. That things alive.

Whatever it is, I want it too cause damn would I hit that.

>What did she see in Syndrome?
Maybe she saw that, deep inside, he was a very sweet person.
Or had a big cock, I dunno.

It works for Ron Jeremy.

>manlets have been known to have cocks that look bigger when compared with the rest of their body

FTFY

He made her feel full of life

>MAGNUM
>DONG

What the fuck is that on her are?!

Was she a super? I recall reading somewhere that she was an illusionist or capable of Jedi mind tricks.

It's obviously a scar from a large wound that required stitches.

Scars are sexy.

/thread.

Fucking.
WHAT.

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That clip is from Legend of Korra; the lanklette in that scene is Zaheer's girlfriend and a combustion bender (genetic mutation of firebending that allows you to cast explosions instead of flames using your third eye chakra).

In the fight scene against her, a metalbender takes of her armor and shoots it at the woman while she's charging an explosion. The metal armor gets meltabended to encase her head, and explosions cannot be canceled once they start charging.

As a result, the explosion had nowhere to go and went off like a brick of c4 strapped to her forehead, completely obliterating her head and causing a plume of smoke.

He won the lottery and devoted his life to balancing out his karma.

She must have had a fucking spectacular salary, and if she had a thing for power and/or excitement then this job would definitely have appealed to her until the bodies started racking up.

So the name is just a regular alias instead of a superhero one. Makes sense, given that Syndrome's plan revolved around the regular murder of supers, and if Mirage one she'd probably have stronger objections from the outset.

Nice try, Pat.

>her power is to threaten strong marriages in a single bound.

poop

I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet. Ambition. Women love men who are driven and goal-oriented, because even if they don't have power yet, they're more likely to be successful and financially stable in the future than average joes.

I said that near the beginning

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