Are the Harry Potter movies any good?

Are the Harry Potter movies any good?

>when your shitpost is so blatantly transparent yet retards will still fall for it

Your post lacks subtlety, and Bloom is a hack.
They're alright.

BLEACHED

Fall for what? Are you neurotic?

They're comfy to watch for sure.

I barely remember them desu

All of them suck, whether they're tumblr or not. Harry Potter has been one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

My favourite is the one where Harry and Ron double team Hermione in the Hufflepuff dorm room with all of the Hufflepuffs watching.

Horrible opening line.

That infographic is all over the place. Atlas Shrugged is now a God-Tier literature?

>All of them suck, whether they're tumblr or not.
You may as well have not even bothered.

>"No"

best part

>mfw it's my turn this week to take the Polyjuice Potion of Pansy Parkinson and get fucked by every guy in my year

I haven't seen them since they came out but my gut is to say no

>Not realizing it's bait

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DESU the idea of muzzy Harry living under the staircase and Hermione being called a filthy mudblood ((MUGGLE)) makes more sense for the franchise

Yes. don't fall for the dullest copypastas in the history of Sup Forums shitposts. Each post following the simpleminded shitposters and his pals from /lit/ as they post assorted shit has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the repetitive image, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of originality and ineffective use of humour, all to make Sup Forums unintelligent, to make posting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when OP vetoed the idea of killing himself; he made sure the copypasta would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously annoying cross-posting for his boards. The Dullest Franchise series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Navy Seals Copypasta series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the first few posts were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the post was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a Harry Potter thread was posted, instead of contributing the OP wrote that the series was “the dullest franchise”

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that copypasta was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. OP’s mind is so governed by cliches and shit taste that he has no other way of posting. Later I read a lavish, loving response of the copypasta on r/Sup Forums. They wrote something to the effect of, "If anons on Sup Forums are reading this copypasta, then when they get older they will go on to read r/Sup Forums." And they were quite right. They was not being ironic. When you read “Dullest Franchise Copypasta" you are, in fact, trained to post on reddit.

>both Harry and Ron have jungle fever
nice. no egress for that negress

kek

Pretty weak opener, I would have gone with:
>They're good if you're looking for one of the dullest franchises in movie history.

Is this your first Harry Potter thread?

I approve of black Hermione simply because the mudblood allegory makes J.K. Rowling hilariously racist retroactively. Come at me.