>Lulu, a dog who after undergoing training to be an explosive detecting dog, was discharged from duty after it was determined she was uninterested in doing the job.
>CIA handler adopted her
>Look at the handler's pose in the picture
You can't make this shit up.
niggers tongue my anus
YOU'RE A GOOD DOG
WAS TUGGING AT MY HEARTSTRINGS PART OF HER PLAN
*ruff awoo*
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HOUSEHOLD PET
>baneposting in ano 2017
> they don't pay me enough to find no bomb
> I only get 12 bucks an hour
> it's not even worth it when you do the math
Dr. Pavel I'm DOG
dr doggo, I'm PUP
she wanted a bone
sweet thing
Don't worry, no job for her
lol
>Black pupper, I'm CIA
>Uh... you don't get to eat treats
>Black dog doesn't want to work
Imagine my shock
Labradors are god tier no matter the fur color
Fuck off shillary
>First one to bark gets to stay on my aircraft!
>Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel's slippers?
>He didn't fetch so good! Who wants to try next?
>Tell me about Great Dane! Who's a good boy?
>Lotta loyalty for man's best friend!
you wouldnt call me a nigger just because I have black hair so why a dog?
Nigger
...
>TELL ME ABOUT GREAT DANE
Holy shit lost it
>Not smashed
>Not slammed
Shouldn't be a surprise that dog's a pussy.
IF I TAKE OFF THAT COLLAR WILL YOU DIE?
>black hair
>white
zozz
Good thread
What's the name of that Facebook page? Been trying to remember for ages
you rike dog?
Toadlines make ideal bomb-detecting dogs, because they actively wish for death and seek out danger whenever possible. Labradors BTFO
How much is one hour in dog years
based
How much would it cost to acquire one of these animals?
7 dog hours
Hit up your local ghetto.
They legitimately cost thousands of dollars. Wish I was joking
Yeah, but you can flip & em for profit by breeding them with other bullies, or selling their rancid mutant jizz to breeders. It's kind of like a pyramid skeem, you'll end up ahead if you pimp that doggie out
>I'm 33 years old
>I went to a very expensive liberal arts college
>4th thread i posted in today
>other 3 threads i posted in got deleted
>mfw this thread will probably be deleted by bully janny
Sup Forums is not fun anymore
>Goose thread 404s without warning
This is an act of war
>tfw thread doesn't get deleted but dies after your post
even worse desu
>an act of war
yeah, i was in the goose thread. i'm with you, anonbro. war it is.
i know the feel, user. i'm a serial thread killer myself. many threads have died because of me. i'm sorry, dearly departed innocent threads. ;_;
Posting again just to keep yours from being the last one. I'll land on this grenade for you senpai.
>skeem
i did not want to reply and become the last user to reply itt and waste your sacrifice for me but i cannot not say thank you. thank you, user. ;_;
SMASHED
SLAMMED
>its another /an/ meme thread
jesus
Supreme studs
What the FUCK am I looking at
can a shoopist change the color of those pants to match CIA?
MOTHERFUCKIN GAMBINO
HE EATS CIGARS HE BITES YOUR BALLS
CAPISCE?
He's nothing compared to fuckin' Swoldier
FAST WHILE FAGJANS ARE ASLEEP
rollin
Really... We're back to baneposting again?
...
Janitors a gay
SNARF
>They expect one of us with the garbage can, barkther
>The newspaper rises