Plans for Halloween weekend?

Plans for Halloween weekend?

im just going to watch some Sup Forums

my friend invited me to a halloween party

Have no clue.

Go see my long lost baby sister.

Probably just hanging out with my gf. On halloween night she is going to pass out candy to the kiddies and i'm going to scare them as Negan, demanding half their candy and smashing pumpkins with lucille.

either work or playing/watching spooky movies/games.

Idk. I hate Halloween but only cause I never get invited to parties and am too old for trick or treat. I hate this so much...

shit post
masturbate
wait for the next day to buy discout candys

pics?
she sounds like a good person

100%

>having a gf

>looks at calendar
>Halloween is on a Tuesday
JUST
>Keep checking Calendar
>A weekend that contains Halloween won't happen until 2020
FUCK

any questions?

I'll pretend everything is really spooky and fun, but nothing will really be different and then the next day I'll be real bummed out.

Quit deluding yourself and just let it die, user.

I was going to go to a friend's party but because one of my other friends is an autistic fucking asshole, I got banned.

go on...

drink a lot of beer and smoke a lot of weed with my chums

probably going to dress up as hurricane chow

Some friends are having a Halloween party like a week later. Thinking of bringing Vampire's Kiss.

sit home and browse Sup Forums like every holiday

Never watched that sketch. I don't even know what it is, really.

>am too old for trick or treat.
you can do what I do and just put on a mask and some other shit and get your candy.

I'm going to stay home, and jerk off to pictures of my sexy friend. She was Harley Quinn last year, and she was 17, still living at home. Now she's 18 at college. She's going to slut it up, big time.

Tales from the Crypt

It's hard to explain because I don't get what his problem is.
>Invite friend to another friend's birthday party
>Says he'll work out a plan with the birthday boy
>Said he was going to meet us at a bar
>Get there along with everyone else
>Friend I invited wasn't there
>Sent us a text that he left because we weren't there we were 10 minutes late
>Try to forget about it but then calls an hour later
>Turns out the other reason was because the bar was to crowded for him It wasn't, there were plenty of tables and that he didn't even park
>Starts blaming it on me even though the birthday boy gave him the wrong time
>Tell him he's being autistic and hang up
>Next morning he calls me tells me he doesn't want to be friends
>Tells me he hates my personality and that I'm a worthless drunk
>Apparently he's been calling all my other friends telling him how much of an asshole I am
>One of them says I probably shouldn't show up to the party he's going to

It really pisses me off because he treats the friends who beat him up better than me even though I hang out with him more often than them and in general a better friend.

>"badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom SNAAKE"

...

Try to organize a group to play Kingdom Death:Monster for my birthday, fail because friends go to Halloween parties instead.

He sounds like he's going through a hard time or is dealing with some problems. You also probably shouldn't hang out with people who beat up guys like this.

why is halloween such a big event for Americans?
you really love spending money on junk, dont you.
and then half the time you dont dress up as someone scary, you dress up with whatever fantasy you have

Gonna watch stranger things S2, chill with my cat and feed any trick or treaters that stop by.

Manlet detected
Good luck getting shit as a 6'2 grim reaper.