Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

>tell that to Zod's snapped neck

Holy shit, why isn't this guy writing movies in Hollywood!!?

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he is too busy crying

because he grew up with zods snapped neck

still a better quip than Marvel

As you all know I love Zodd's snapped neck, I grew up with Zodd's snapped neck

Chris Stuckmann is the greatest living director and one of the top 10 directors of all time.

This guy slaps your girls ass wyd?

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>that perfect lighting
>complex set design
>ambiguous expression leaving the audience questioning what's going to happen next
>immaculate timing on pulling out the gun
>leaves the scene running in order to give the audience a brief moment of character development after he takes another mans life
Bravo Stuckman

>those eyebrows at the end
this is great

This is what happens when an autist thinks he's Ryan Gosling

what does the lighter symbolise?

His burning desire.

>watches a Ryan Gosling film once

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Honestly, I could see myself having made something like this when I was 19 if I hadn't been so lazy / digital cameras were cheap and good enough in 2005.

I wouldn't show it to anyone, though. I'll never understood why he didn't bury this so deep even he forget it existed.

give me the names of the bombers

He tried to hide it, some user got his hands on it and uploaded it to pornhub. There were other webm's too but I only saved those two.

>small guy with a slight frame in a poorly fitted suit trying to act like a badass
Stop this. You're not impressing anyone. You just make yourself look silly and annoying.

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Why is he pursing his lips like that

I mean hide it like, "Whoops, I was editing and I accidentally deleted all the files. Sorry everybody! Oh well, let's never talk about it again."

As I understand, he actually showed it to people for a while.

Daily reminder that he wrote a book suggesting movies and the movies he suggested are....these
imdb.com/list/ls063738147/

If this is really his list he must not watch very many movies

>Sup Forums loves Ryan Gosling and always relate to his movies (Drive, BR2049)
>Chris does the same
>Sup Forums makes fun of him
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It's because Chris is funny, attractive, popular, successful and has charm, all the things Sup Forums is not.

>a haneke film is literally the most obscure film on that list
>probably describes Enemy as "the weirdest" and "like nothing you've ever seen before"

Because he does it poorly? What kind of retarded ass argument is this supposed to be

Hi Chris

>I grew up with Black People

I think you mean Chris's wife

Define "Poorly"

It always looks like he photoshopped himself in because he's too afraid to be around blacks.

You just know Chris called one of them 'my nigga' once in an attempt to fit in but got in trouble.

still cant believe he included this picture in the get out review

Gives me secondhand embarrassement so bad I can't watch the webm to its conclusion

>ayy sup my nigga

Say what you will about this guy, but he's got some sick tats. Striking yet subtle at the same time.

what can be done about the manchild epidemic?

Because he's faithful to his wife, and would rather watch anime with her than suck cock to get ahead.

youtube.com/watch?v=1mlB94dOkiI

This guy is pretty much Sup Forums incarnate but Sup Forums hates him because he's successful and has a hot wife kek

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I wonder what position they usually do

He's gonna get you

Reminder that he used the Weinstein scandals to try and make himself look like a hero.

Honestly, that girl is super cute, and it kind of makes me like Chris more. I hope they have great passionate sex.

>saw women being treated poorly
>still won't name names insuring they will continue to be treated poorly

If you aren't naming names, you're just virtue signaling.

>inside of his flabby arm

even he's embarrassed by it

Autism

I think she's a Jehova's witness or another kind of religious nut, so they either only do missionary or don't have sex at all. I honestly see Chris as asexual, he's too much of a manchild and autistic.

Is this real?

Chris Kinomann

everyone is just jealous because he's a functioning autistic who has a qT3.14 wife. you're all still losers with no life or gf

He’ll yeah! What has /our guy/ been up to lately?

Not true. My gf is hotter than his wife. I bully stuckmann because he is a filthy pleb.

>I had no clue any of this was happening
>not realizing people had to suck dick to get ahead in hollywood for DECADES
And this guy wants to be a movie director?

>signs tat

that is really going to suck once he realizes how good that movie really is

is there a patrician option for movie reviews in youtube? redlettermedia is the best thing ive found so far

His response might have been the weakest
"I-I don't even care" I've ever seen

Is his film 90% staring at the camera or something?

It's Drive but with 10% more autism and un-shot scenes replaced by lines of text describing what happens.

Did he actually make an autism filled Drive movie?

Yes, it's only available on pornhub as far as I know, here is the link for those who haven't enjoyed it.
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I'm in class so I think I'll watch it later. But thanks for the link

These feel like an MDE skit. Smocaine 3 looked more professional and that was them actively trying to be retarded.

To be fair the CB tattoo is nice

None of them are very good. YouTube isn't the place for serious film criticism.

I'm actually more afraid to click play on the actual movie than on the video of a man getting fucked in the butt

What did you just say lad?

Here's the thing

what the fuck, were these made as jokes?

now here's the PROBLEM I had with it

Why's he walking towards the camera?

I grew up with Chris Stuckmann. How sad is that?

youtube.com/watch?v=F-F4-wvtu9U

what the fuck is wrong with his face

kek first 3 minutes is just him doing the virgin walk

god damn it, I'm trying to watch it, but the cringe forces me to take breaks. What's the story behind the movie? did he crowdfund it?

I don't know,hes alright,i like that for the most part, he just reviews the film,rates it and that its

Even at his cringeist he doesn't even come close to Doug Walker.

The dialogue is so fucking lethargic and uninspired, Chris as the silent type is funny as hell though

Can somebody give me a good reason why Superman should not have killed Zod? It's not like he murdered a human, he killed a Kryptonian who was just as powerful as him.

Because people randomly decided its wrong for super heroes to murder the fuck out of people.

Superman kills though
>but muh Kingdom Come
Killing Zod to save Metropolis is a whole lot different than killing an already arrested Joker out of revenge.

>Superman kills though
Yep,children no less and he killed Doomsday in there first fight.

That's what ruined Arrow for me. Season 1 was great, but then he turned into a pussy who for some reason promised his backstabbing friend never to kill anyone.

>Having tattoos on arms that skinny

Jesus christ, absolutely pathetic.