I can't be the only one that wants to empty my balls in this thing?

I can't be the only one that wants to empty my balls in this thing?

I wanna fuck it

why did this make me laugh

I just thought about the same thing. Does it have a pusy? Or do you have to ass fuck it? The mouth doesn't look inviting....

Do you want it to make that face when you're doing that?

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ask Vader

Honestly I don't trust it. Looks like it could flip a switch and go from pleasuring your shaft to melting it with acidic saliva or even swallowing the thing whole

Make this a thing

PORG PLEASURE POSTING

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You god damn Nazi scum!

I think sexualizing the porgs is even funnier than making them Nazis.

hmm would it work?

Those things are pretty great, and they will last for a while if you take care of them

I mean it's funny because they're so stupid and lame and not at all sexy. But they're no more Nazi than they are sexy.

The Nazi imagery infused BDSM angle has yet to be explored. Or should I say... exPORGed?

darth porg who brings the storm

Porgs are the new sex symbol! get em while they're hot!

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>not at all sexy
wait what

Can't wait for Shadman's take on these dead eyed little sluts

Because this is your first week here.