Come up with screenplay plots in my head, including very specific and dramatic scenes

>come up with screenplay plots in my head, including very specific and dramatic scenes
>watch a dated movie for the first time and see they stole my scene

has everything been thought of? Is it just about stealing just the right amount from different places now?

you could make a movie about your pic op

Profoundly?

There have been no new stories since Greek theater.

They've already made a movie about that. Starred Helen Hunt.

wtf why did you post a pic of me

>white people

>that hair and skin
>white

either romanian or middle eastern most likely

Son, get off Sup Forums

Is that the face he makes while doing it?

Nice.

Same shit happened to me, Saw the same exact scene and context in Un Prophete by Audiard. It was the guy fleeing from gangsters after a car crash because of a deer.

I was there with my mouth open, dumbfounded for probably 5 minutes.

I unironically think time traveling jews are siphoning my creative brain waves to use in the past to profit off of. Did somebody make a movie of this yet? If they did I'll know my answer.

Forgot to say the difference here was that I wrote that shit before the movie came out.

Nah

I said my not yours. You could be one of the jews for all I know, fuck out of my brain.

mommy mommy baby need cummies ;_;

In Japan mothers do it to relieve the stress of their sons and let them concentrate on the studying instead of girls.

It's the dad who gives him a hand

twister?
or What Women Want?

The Sessions

I once had this thought about how like when we're young, and our time is valuable because we're fit and fancy-free, we go and trade it all for money by working shit jobs, and then when you're old and time isn't worth shit because after you retire you've got a lot of time and you're all feeble and gross anyway you go and trade all your hard-won money for more of this useless time, and how like one profit motive directly contradicts the other from the perspective of the opposing reference frame, in the sense that if you prioritise money then in terms of time as capital you're buying high and selling low

And literally less than 2 weeks later the Dalai Lama came out and said basically the same thing

Literally just astral projected into my noospace and stole my interesting thought

fucking faggot

to be fair thats a pretty big cliche

>whyimasturbatemyson.blogspot.com
I don’t know, somehow I feel that the url should be not that “direct”

t. gullible weeb autistic manga reading virgin

>implying all OP's scene ideas aren't cliches too

For you.

Nah m8, it's documented, look it up. It's part of the Japanese culture. It's not unusual for Japanese parents to bath with adolescent children. They also play with the genitals of the kid.

Me in the middle

I masturbate most when I'm extremely depressed, I find it a good way to cope and still be fine with living. Honestly I'm OK with this picture. It has probably had a positive impact on the disabled kid's life.

Men seem to be designed to have sexual releases every week or so. I wish we had data on how often people used to masturbate back when porn wasn't an option though.

gay

>Men seem to be designed to have sexual releases every week or so
Actually it should be about every 3 days, then the sperm in the nuts get absorbed by the body.

>this is white for Americans

lavin every laff

Happened in the Trainspotting prequel boom too. Renton jerks off his spazzy wee brother who is autistic and disabled and has a monster cock.

A lot of the media around these days is derivative of stuff from the 80s and 90s. A lot of creators who were children in that era who're coming up now were considerably less educated and less exposed to media outside of their own box of fandom shit compared to how a lot of directors and also animators were in the 50s-70s and earlier who came from an array of backgrounds instead of "grew up loving 80s horror movies" or whatever the fuck. They were into foreign shit and probably read a lot more books including nonfiction ones. If you want more original concepts then stop consuming what everyone else is consuming I guess.

how is one profoundly disabled?

fuck my pussy with a rake judy

It's called "Handjob" if you do it to somebody else

No. It is you that haven't put enough effort into creating something new and think of yourself as an uncomprehended genius for experiencing something that literally everyone does at least once in their lifetime.

PKD are you alive?

he's south african

so is there a video or...?

No mom, you get ME off.

Except that's the opposite of how it is. When you're young your time isn't worth much and you have very little money so the money you have is worth a lot and you're willing to trade what you have in abundance (time) for the thing you need (money). When you're old you're nearly out of time and you usually have plenty of money so you're willing to use you money to try to buy more time. The problem is people tend to not know what they want to do with their lives so they never plan ahead.

you mean a european african american caucasian?

You're just illustrating how true it is.