It actually was kinda ok, expected worse

it actually was kinda ok, expected worse

The premise was good but it didn't really go anywhere, I felt.

It’s ok. It’s like the one time where “DUDE JUST SHUT YOUR BRAIN OFF” actually applies

It's ok. Has a solid script that was executed well. Chris Pratt offers a few laughs here and there for comedic relief. Overall the action set pieces were done right and are exciting, there is never a dull moment, and nor are there any moments where you're unable to suspend your disbelief to the point of constantly cringing or rolling your eyes. It's the definition of a block buster, and does what it set out to do.
As a person that really appreciates the original Jurassic Park film, I have to say this was even better than the other two sequels (Lost World, Jurassic Park III) in most respects. The only thing I really didn't care much for is how they turned Wong into a villain of sorts. But I can live with that. I hope the next Jurassic World will be just as entertaining.

You have to realize that most of the hatred that Jurassic World got (specifically on Sup Forums) was as a result of RLM.

I can't think of a single good thing about Jurassic World.

It would’ve been easier just to say you were gay

it was fun, 2nd best in the series if you ask me. It could have been a lot worse

It was good.
And you know what? Jurassic park 3 and Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull weren't bad either, for dumb blockbuster movies.
Better than any capeshit at the very least.

did Plinkett review it?

Pretty much my reaction. BDH's sweaty cleavage kicked the score up a couple of notches for me.

first time seeing Mommy in film. It was...beautiful.

the jurassic park theme and nostalgia hypnotizes you it's not fair

>jew spielberg.jpg

he who controls the young controls the future controls the present controls forever.

How many kids do you think had their puberty triggered when they saw this film?

>many

The heels and blouse throughout will secure milf porn as #1 for the next decade

It was garbage. How did they manage to have worse CGI than Jurassic Park? I know the T-rex was animatronic

And don't even get me started on shit in the movie
>indomitable rex
>combining genes from different species
>invisible dinosaur
>glass sphere as a vehicle
>raptors trained like dogs

>sexy aunt character in mainstream movie
When exactly did incest porn start rising in popularity, out of interest?

Its always been there as an inherent human genetic trait. IT goes through cycles of prudishness and looser morality. milf porn/mature has been a mainstay of porn since the 60s/70s free love movement. porn has always been a precursor/test bed for Hollywood.

That's not true, you're just a fag.

So an attractive woman in a movie makes a movie good? You must think Suicide Squad is a masterpiece.

>muh quirky friendly neighborhood raptors 'n rexies! tee-hee

I don't think Margot Robbie's particularly attractive

Au contraire. She's an ugly cunt.

>How did they manage to have worse CGI than Jurassic Park?
It doesn't. Nostalgia goggles, etc, etc.

>indomitable rex
I'll give you that. It was kind of stupid that they put a highly intelligent, highly adaptable, highly aggressive hybrid species animal that was ultimately designed to be weaponized on the same island as a bunch of tourists.

>combining genes from different species
The dinosaurs have always been hybrids.

>invisible dinosaur
Take that up with Crichton (if he wasn't dead). That's from the book.

>glass sphere as a vehicle
Ok?

>raptors trained like dogs
The whole schtick with the raptors is that they're really smart, social animals. It wouldn't be the first time that people have attempted to train animals like that.

I know she's not on the same level of BDH, but come on. How can you call that other user gay and say shit like that?

The CGI thing was probably an exaggeration. I would say the use of cgi was worse than in the first JP, and it wasn't convincing.

wasnt me. moot cucked us out of IDs

Really? Because Mike loved the movie and Jay made mostly impotent, blase criticisms that were shut down immediately and he eventually relented and said he was probably being too hard on the dumb popcorn flick

Can't talk for the other guy but that's what I mean when I said particularly attractive. I can see how Robbie is objectievly attractive but it takes a real fertillity goddess like BDH to elevate your film out of the shit.

>nor are there any moments where you're unable to suspend your disbelief to the point of constantly cringing or rolling your eyes.

Except the exact opposite is the case. The story is trash and everyone behaves like 10 I.Q. retarded failed brain experiments.

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>The CGI thing was probably an exaggeration. I would say the use of cgi was worse than in the first JP, and it wasn't convincing.
Probably because Stan Fucking Winston knew how to combine both CGI and practical effects and make it look good
Best example being the Trex in the rain

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Wait 1 or 2 months and see if you can remember anything from it

I can’t be the only one who really hated this movie. Worst cinema experience ever.

christ, i wish i was gay and this did nothing for me.

>so powerless to curves
>that combination of tits and thick thighs

there really is no escape apart from an hiro

the facial surgery shows abit here

>Chris looking at her boobs before she does it

based editing

It was actually pretty good by modern generic blockbuster standards, which, to be fair, aren't very high, but still. It was a hell of a lot better than Independence Day 2 and TFA, or any of the MCU movies at least.

Nah, he (Chris, not his character) just knew exactly what she was about to do and simply couldn't restrain himself.