A major studio offers you $100 million to adapt a classic fairytale into a feature film

A major studio offers you $100 million to adapt a classic fairytale into a feature film.
How would you do it? Which fairytale do you pick? Will the film be aimed at children or general audiences or adults specifically? Will it take place in its original setting or maybe something more contemporary? Do you go full franchisebait? Casting ideas?

wtf she looks like anime

>How would you do it?
With a film crew
>Which fairytale do you pick?
The Boy Who Cried Wolf
>Will the film be aimed at children or general audiences or adults specifically?
Specifically adults
>Will it take place in its original setting or maybe something more contemporary?
Maybe around the 12th to 16th centuries in Europe.
>Do you go full franchisebait?
No it will be singular. There would be no franchise building subplots or threads.
>Casting ideas?
AnnaSophia Robb as the boy. But no one calls her a boy and there are no mentions of her gender/pronouns aimed at her. And she dresses like a boy and has a boy's haircut but her gender is left ambiguous and both men and women flirt with her.
Also she plays the wolf and the wolf rapes her in the end.

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I go with a modern Boy Who Cried Wolf. It takes place in an office setting after a woman figures out she can use sexual harassment allegations to get rid of her male co-workers for personal petty reasons. After enough, HR decides to ignore her BS and then her new boss comes in and is a legit rapist but nobody believes her.

The Fir-Tree by Hand Christian Anderson

Taylor Swift as the fir-tree

Shot as a surreal allegory to the story

Aimed at adults

Modern take on snow white
Snow white is actually a man who identifies as a girl and is a lesbian
The dwarfs are all the hottest actresses / models I hand pick
It's also now a 5 hour long porn where I'm snow white and I fuck my "dwarfs"

Why are his stories always so dark? I'm not complaining but it seems so strange by modern standards.

>Karlie as a dwarf
>everyone calls her a manlet

The Snow Queen by HCA.

It wouldn't be about the straight shota relationship of Kai and his snow queen waifu living in bliss and happiness. Maybe Gerda joins too, and is aged up to also allow for the straight shota to continue.

Because he was very religious at a time where there was a lot of suffering, so children needed to be taught that life in Earth is fleeting and hard, but God's love and the Kingdom of Heaven are eternal

>Implying I'd cast her
Nah, she isn't ugly but I'm not wasting one of my seven on her
These would be my dwarves
Also 2 of those 5 hours are pov bj scenes

It would be the best selling movie ever and get me a ton of awards

Elsa Hosk is a CUTE.

Before she got those lip injections.

>left: I love Lars Von Trier!
>right: Von Trier is a hack who has never made anything of merit and whose work exists solely to impress people who haven't seen many films or have experienced much art in general through cheap shocks that would make any adult laugh, but will definitely bother young teenagers who will then post about him on internet forums since something as simple as an unhappy ending is different from the superhero films they usually watch

abbington dropping truth bombs

Serious answer? I'd make an animated adaption of rumpelstiltskin. It would be aimed at children and many changes would be made to make it child appropriate. Rumpelstiltskin would be made into a character that is actually good deep down inside (i.e. the old retard in UP) and he would blossom into his true nice self at the end. There would be a title change to make it more commercially appealing. Rumpel would also be modelled in such a way that he is very cute and good for merch. I would hire as many proven script writers as possible so as to make it safe.
There's my unironic answer OP you cunt

why are you so rude

little mermaid with tits

sorry user

it's ok

Mother Hulda. Such an odd story.
Do Americans even know fairytales aside from Disney? It seems to be such a European, middle eastern, and east Asian thing.

No

>Reply
Already been done. Go check out Disclosure, the movie, with Demi Moore and Michael Douglas, and the book by Michael Crichton.