Why are comic sex scenes so weird

Why are comic sex scenes so weird

People who write comics never had sex. They figure they can just improvise, figuring their readers haven't actually had sex either.

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Well at least you can get some creative scenes out of it sometimes
>Dat holster visual

The puritan censorship you suffer in the US regarding sexuality stops writers and artists from going all the way, impeding the narrative and forcing them all to use either subtle prudish symbolism or cheesy overused unsatisfactory foreplay clichès
blessed be yurop. fight me.

Gross

You've swindled me

fun fact, they changed that last panel for being too provocative. Basically they were just kissing deep holding each other tight standing up fully clothed. Marvel editors just told someone to blow up the holster from panel one

Say what you will about Fred Perry, the man puts together a good sex scene.

>Winnick ruins another character
As expected

This one was better.

> Batman fucking instead of being a social retard

Dropped

Not really
It's just as awkward

It's feels even weirder when it's animated

man, the dialogue writing in this is so fucking stilted and a torture to read
it's like someone mocking Bendis speech and forgot to make it a parady

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>danger ranger
Jesus, that thread... It has to be in the top 10 throughout all of Sup Forums's history.

a glorious thread indeed

Tfw anime and manga literally do it better sans the dialogue

Benes butt.
He could have totally reused that one panel and substituted it for Bleez instead

I like to think that batman is really bad at sex and that women who've slept with him day it's good just to say they've slept with him

How was it awkward?

King doesn't write like Bendis at all. Watch Strip Panel Naked's video on the issue, maybe it'll help you understand it better.

How dramatic it tried to make itself seem

And you're implying that situation shouldn't have been dramatic?

Why couldn't the mods do something good for once and actually make it the Spoiler? There wouldn't be a better way to memorialize an user.

They got themselves naked to fuck on a rooftop filled with little diamonds.

Let's say they're facing a dramatic moment and their passion is high, like the comic wants us to believe. They wouldn't have time to take out their entire clothes. They'd do it clothed and it would fast and hard.

Also, the diamonds must have hurt like a bitch.

Anything relating to batman and sex
Is really uncomfortable for me since I think of him as a role model

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>implying both things are uncompatible

>the pan up to the gargoyle watching them

Fuckin Timm

w0 what's this bat?

What's this from?

Looks like the Atom.

What is this?! Sex for ANTS?!

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Same reason as hentai. The shit dialogue

Speaking of Ants.

They're sanitized for the sake of the children.
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN !?!?

Help a /fit/izen out. What happened in the Danger Ranger thread? Anyone got a greentext of it?

Titans

They can only go so far

>your turn

what did he mean by this

>"Your turn"

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too bad the screenshot doesn't really convey that the Danger Ranger is supposed to protect you from seeing your roomie drawing cartoon clown porn, or the pictures of the ranger that the user uploaded

He's against it, but got and stayed hard enough to finish.

both are possible if you're even remotely attractive. hell, i'm socially awkward as fuck and only a 6/10, and i can still get laid. a guy who looks like bruce wayne would be drowning in pussy even if he had the personality of an obnoxiously autistic Sup Forumstard

Tell me, why does he wear the condom?
also, I want to be that bat

is jaime reyes /ourguy/?

because people who write comics are bit very popular and good with the women

I knew this was going to come up.
what was he doing down there?
Being some kind of awkward dildo for as long as he can hold his breath?
Using her clit like some sort of punching bag for training?

It was written by Geoff Johns, man. He's a fucking retard.

well if she use her hands to spread it open no need to hold his breath

Women just love white tiny dicks.

Times in comics still haven't changed enough. Try and push the censorship laws today and you get exiled into the 'adult comics' section like what happened to Elfquest back in the '80s.

Pretty sure the archive's still up for that. Shouldn't even be that hard to find, it wasn't that long ago.

He summoned a bunch of ants.

Kek. This is a shining example of gender standards. People might argue that "a women being raped by a man is scary, but the other way around isn't taken seriously because of masculinity"
But it's just both genders have differing traits/behaviors that can't cause the exact same results if placed in the same situation.
I mean this would be scary if she was physically ugly but that's not the case.

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What the fuck

So is there any example of it done right?

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Alan Moore the Bearded? I thought not. It's not a story Sup Forumsmrades would tell you. It's a Bleeding Cool legend. Alan Moore was a comic book writer so famous and so based, he could use his writing to influence women into having... sex. He had such a knowledge of writing, he could even convince his wife... into a threesome. He became such a sexual deviant, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his wife...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his wife everything he knew. Then his wife left him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from cuckoldry... but not himself.

you haven't seen this before?

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And he was a good friend.