Global Rule 2 thread

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>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

Now that we have that out of the way, what are the best movies for adults? I'm not talking family friendly and not porn either. I'm talking about movies made with adults in mind, not adults with their kids in tow or kids movies with adult jokes to keep adults from falling asleep. Obviously, capeshit and Star Shit doesn't count. Remember, most horror movies are really just for underage teens.

This is an example.

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No manchildren, please.

>I'm a good goy
lol and i get a warning for making fun of these people

Another example.

>i don't want to have children!
that guy is an accomplished radio show host. oh and he's married with kids.

Last example.

but op is obviously much smarter and more mature than him

>radio show host
>star wars fan

Reprehensible.

lol of course op has this image saved

>post board topic/thread topic recommendation
>no one posts any

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it's because of how hard you tried to demonstrate your maturity in the op. like "global rule 2 thread"? really? i'm guessing you're a pretentious 19 year old who is "very mature for his age"

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Happy 18th birthday OP

faggot

Why are you so triggered?

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>tfw your 18th bday was 42 years ago

T-thanks, I guess.

>he must be mocking me because of how irrationally angry he is! i certainly have no faults which anyone could notice when i talk about things!

Why so introspective?

i hope to god you're trolling

>i know you are but what am i? XD
oh fuck, we're reaching peak maturity levels!

Heh, ironic that I saw this movie when I was underage and thought it was the shit, but when I saw it again as an adult I realised it was pretentious crap.

That line of logic seems like a bit of a stretch. Where are you going with this?

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>3. You will not post any of the following outside of Sup Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

Note that it states, "Trolls". So, no, not a troll, kid.

lol what "line of logic"? the fact that i called out your weak "i know you are but what am i?" comeback or the fact that i mocked the irony of you pulling that alongside all of your "NO RLY GUYZ IM MATURE" schtick

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There's a learning process that moviegoers go through. They begin in childhood without sophistication or much taste, and for example, like "Gamera'' more than "Air Force One" because flying turtles are obviously more entertaining than United States presidents. Then they grow older and develop "taste,'' and prefer "Air Force One," which is better made and has big stars and a more plausible plot. (Isn't it more believable, after all, that a president could single-handedly wipe out a planeload of terrorists than that a giant turtle could spit gobs of flame?) Then, if they continue to grow older and wiser, they complete the circle and return to "Gamera'' again, realizing that while both movies are preposterous, the turtle movie has the charm of utter goofiness--and, in an age of flawless special effects, it is somehow more fun to watch flawed ones. - Roger Egbert

sounds like op is in his "air force one is better" stage

Thanks. Downloading now.

>it's a bitter grandpa episode on Sup Forums
Is this a rerun?

>return to "Gamera'' again

Only manchildern do that.

Good to know you're a better film critic than Roger Egbert.

>Roger Ebert
>a man eternally stuck at 14yo who got a "job" as a movie critic
>dies an old broken man without any children

Good quote.

Great film, just make sure you get the director's cut. The theatrical is known as one of the worst studio hack jobs of all time. The extended directors cut is also very good, but unfortunately the extra footage comes from old sources so it looks like shit compared to the rest of the movie.

Noted.

>he died a "broken man" because i don't like him and that's what i like to imagine took place!

>I liked Gamera more than Air Force One so anyone who thinks otherwise is immature
What a fucking piece of shit that chinless hack was.

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