You'll buy me an emanator, won't you Joe? Only $1499.99 plus shipping and service fee from the WallaceCorp™ store...

>You'll buy me an emanator, won't you Joe? Only $1499.99 plus shipping and service fee from the WallaceCorp™ store. If you really loved me, you'd buy all my DLC too.

>WallaceCorp™

A division of EA™

>B-but Joi was his waifu and waifus are real and capable of love, r-right guys?

The True Love pack is a pre-order exclusive, user.

>Mfw at the time this tech becomes common the developers will eventually push priced DLC.

I'll wait for the summer sale

How many times do you pleb on posting this, Sup Forumsedditor?

Sup Forumsfags are cancer

Anyone else not even make the connection that was Joi? Kinda hard to tell when this one looks like an oompa loompa. Also 2+ hours in and I just wanted to leave at this point

begone, thot

why do she have black eyes on the billboard?

there's gotta be a symbolic reason for this

...

she is souless.

eyes are the window to the soul
its not that hard user

You need to buy the eye color pack to give her anything but soulless black eyes.

that's a boring cliche

>mfw they will say and promise that DLC is only going to be cosmetics but then turns out to be actual functions for JOI

THEY'RE GONNA MAKE US WAIT FOR GOTY PACKAGE AND THEN MAKE JOI 2.0 NEXT YEAR.

>Sup Forums
>when WB are going out of their way to introduce DLC in their movies
m8

Don't forget that you need to buy the save converter to transfer 1.0 memories to 2.0

>mfw waifus will be rendered in Gamebryo and look like Oblivion characters

But that what it really was. What I think is that the ad Joi has no soul and when you get a personalized Joi, she got eyes through which she can see you and love you unconditionally. You see yourself through her eyes and she tells you that she loves you which means no matter who you are, you deserve to be loved. Sorry if that doesn't make sense, hard to explain what I am thinking atm.

>rendered in Gamebryo

How much for the 100 foot tall pink version?

>implying real women don't suck your wallet harder than your BBC neighbor's cock

Gotta buy the collector's edition

You are pathetic

And you're an idiot if you don't know how an AI work

>because the AI requires so much processing power it's all done in the cloud
>the AI analyzes your habits and suggests you to buy certain products based on them
>all your most personal data gets exposed when Wallace Corp gets hacked because in 2049 data security still sucks

Was it an AI? Are you sure about that?

>letting Wallace Corp spy on you

Get a load of this skinjob.

strangely I didn't really want the film to end and I usually hate films being longer than 2 hours

What I wondered: Why was she a hologram? If they can make replicants why can't they make some neural interface that creates a realistic illusion of a person? Too expensive?

>korean variant is the most expensive DLC

as a programmer the shit in this movie is so beyond realistic expectations of technology considering the year the film is set in its approaching fantasy level.

they should've set it much much later, i'm talking at least 2200 or later perhaps.

it's not supposed to be the 2049 in our world, it's the 2049 compared to the original Blade Runners 2019.

This guy gets it.
>JOI was real and expressed her own agency! She even says she has cabin fever!
Yeah and my phone complains whenever I use a non-Samsung charger. It's programmed that way to sell products, you waifu goons. The significance of this scene flies over the head of so many desperate, thirsty nerds.

You have to consider that it's a sequel to the 1982 movie. So they continued the retro-futuristic aesthetic.

>the film is approaching fantasy level.

It might be because her eyes reflect the person and environment she is looking at, not sure though.

Are you retarded?
She was happy to receive the device that allowed her to experience the outside world for the first time.
The scene directly following this they go to the roof to feel the tears in rain.

There are replicants who are pleasure models. Its mentioned in the film, joe prolly dont have the cash.

she being happy and it being programmed are not mutually excluding.

she being programmed to love K and really loving him aren't incompatible as well.

this is one of the movies biggest themes: what is real?

What I got from the scene was that she never really loved him, it was all just programs but I can also see why that wouldn't matter. Was that the point of the movie, like how it doesn't matter if Deckard was a replicant in the first one?

fucking RETARD

did they really name her Joi?
i think i may have to watch this after all, bravo denis benis

tfw you buy the futa upgrade and attachments so you can feel her feminine penis

Is Ana a good actress?

You devaluing the feelings and experiences simply because the subject is artificially created is what the movie was trying to make you question.

I havent seen this movie but from every post of it I have the impression Blade Runner 2049 is about the future of internet masturbation techniques and not about a detective story or anything like that

how far off am I of the real story?

No, I'm not retarded. Have you ever heard of positive reinforcement? Look it up some time.
>Please buy our product.
>>I bought the product.
>I'm so happy! Thank you for spending your money at Wallace Corp!

The movie really holds you hand by showing you the sign twice in big bright letters: she says everything you want to hear.

Literally everything JOI says is stuff K wants to hear. That's the product. She says these things not out of personal agency and love, but based on her programming. She never resists or denies K. She only ever does what his cues signal to her and that the predictive algorithms spit out, just like a search engine. Guys IRL play dating simulator games, do you think those anime girls REALLY love them? This is an advanced version of that.

JOI isn't real. She doesn't have humanity, but the replicants do. That's the line drawn by the film. JOI does what she's programmed to do. Replicants choose, even at the expense of their own lives. That's K's epiphany, staring at the hologram. If the neon sign and the voice overs didn't clue you in, nothing will.

>as a retard
ftfy

Considering that Leto's character says the very same thing about Deckard falling in love with Rachel, that it's ultimately insignificant whether biological or technological programming led him to her, I think the natural assumption is Yes.

>year is 2030
>buy new Joi for $2k
>sjws make it so AIs also have rights
>WallaceCorp must now allow AIs to reject buyer if they want to
>get rejected by Joi
>she goes off with some chad
I'm going to hoard Jois like crazy before the new models start fucking shit up.

Wow. Do you think that actors and actresses ever just actually have sex in these scenes?

It's a detective movie where the mystery is robots fucking

Who fucking cares?

>Using 3rd party mods and voiding your warranty

what is so unrealistic

>as a programmer
>at least 2200 or later
This is bait.

>because the AI requires so much processing power it's all done in the cloud
This is explicitly refuted in the movie, every Joi is 100% run in local hardware

"Her" is the AI that's a cloud computer that's simultaneously cucking you with 750 million other guys

>Buying proprietary software ever
I don't understand. Do you guys just like spending money on "products" that exist entirely as information you could either determine yourself or otherwise find for free? You're literally paying to have inferior versions of open source solutions with transparency and your ability to even maintain control over them taken away.

>1500 dollars for a decently realistic human ai that can have it's own opinion about things as well as free will
Optimistic OP

Hahahahahah

You only think that because you don't want to accept it.

Your waifu is a hologram, fag. She's a soulless automaton who doesn't care about anyone or anything.

>as a programmer

The modern-day equivalent of a bricklayer

Brainlet detected.
>The movie really holds you hand by showing you the sign twice in big bright letters: she says everything you want to hear.

Sometimes all you need is to come home to someone that will tell you all you need to hear.

>She's a soulless automaton who doesn't care about anyone or anything.
So she is a real woman after all?

There is no "feminine penis" you are just gay and in denial.

There is no way that guy did not have a boner for those scenes.

Back to your containment board, freetard.

>personal agency and love, but based on her programming

What's the difference? One thing was made by chance by evolution and the other one was programmed deliberately.

Only in obsure art films, that shit is illegal and constitutes as a porno otherwise.

>JOI isn't real. She doesn't have humanity, but the replicants do. That's the line drawn by the film. JOI does what she's programmed to do. Replicants choose, even at the expense of their own lives.
Please, what is the difference between natural humanity and simulated humanity.

bags of sand

Yeah, I appreciate that they continued the setting where there were already clone soldiers and interstellar colonies in 2019

Another fun little touch - in this movie's 2049, the Soviet Union still exists. That should be a big hint this was never intended to represent "our" future just like the white people everywhere in LA

>even thinking about getting a closed-source waifu

The absolute state of cucks

Probably a few times, but with a whole crew watching you for the hours it could take to get enough footage, I doubt he was hard for much of it.

so that they could achieve the j-pop aesthetic.

Let's be real a free software AI gf is going to be ugly and glitchy.

>as a programmer
kys

How come they made Microsoft's Cortana, Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa clearly feminine

But also made them all clearly and firmly reject any emotional interactions from the user?

Just like the user, it works.

Cars aren't made out of information dumbass. You're not an idiot if you pay money for a tangible product, just if you pay for proprietary programs.

>having holosex with holowaifu
>she starts lagging

No it doesn't work. Just because someone is ugly doesn't mean he is going to be attracted to ugly people.

It's what we deserve

Because people prefer female images / voices for self-help programs but making them do sexual things would draw negative media attention and would also harm their ability to market to parents for children.

>Just watched this kino

Fuck me K had a hard life. Aesthetic/10

Literally at the very beginning says that she's "getting cabin fever" when K asks how she's doing. Basically advertising for Wallace straight up. She wasn't even subtle about it. I went through the movie viewing her more as a product due to this one line. Only later found this whole fucking debate. Of course she's fake dipdongs.

This movie makes me wish i was fucking dead

>information is intangible
Please, go back to /ptg/, underage cretin.

Proprietary versions of software are often worse in quality from what I've seen. They're selling you things you already have so right away you know they're thinking of you as an idiot and building accordingly. Also you end up getting some bloated pile of resources you don't care about personally because you're doing the software equivalent to fast food.

Checked

>not buying a ThinkWaifu from three years ago whose corporate lease just expired
I mean she's still 90% as fast as the new versions and she only cost me 200 bucks. It's not like she's ever had a husbando before, they just made her answer phones at a helpdesk until her warranty ran out and then they would have thrown her in the trash if I hadn't come along. That makes me more special to her.

Oh wow, I'm the brainlet here? You literally can't read the writing on the wall.

K was lonely, isolated, wanted a companion, and wished he was special. He bought a product that said it loved him, talked to him, advertised the Wallace Corp Emanator so it could walk around with him, and told him he was special. Working as designed: it's a dating sim.

He reflects on what he experienced with JOI and contrasts that with the real love of a father for his daughter and chooses to sacrifice his own life to help bring that real love to fruition. He doesn't go get another JOI.

That's why the replicants have agency and humanity while JOI doesn't: the replicants can choose, JOI can't.

The prospect of a dating simulator anime waifu actually REALLY meaning what she says to you and REALLY loving you is seductive for a lonely person, but that's exactly what they're meant for. It's an illusion that people willingly surrender to. Wanting it to be real doesn't make it real. K stopped coping and gave his life for the real thing. This couldn't be more obvious.

I hope you watched it in theaters buddy

Maybe, just maybe it's her real feelings? being trapped inside of the same four walls would make anybody antsy.

Show me a picture of the number 5 (not the symbol used to represent it, the number itself).
If you respond back with an actual picture then you don't understand what abstractions are.

It's about agency dipshit. Replicants have a choice. Joi has no choice and doesn't care about that. She's doing exactly what she's made to do. Like a vacuum or coffee machine.

>be fake, non-sentient, non-living illusion designed only to maintain a veneer of pretending to care
>go absolutely apeshit in panic when your owner is unconscious in spite of the fact that there's no one around to observe your performance, least of all him
???