Oh look, the Deus Ex Machina is just gonna fuck off back to Neverland now that the plot's been advanced. Bra-fucking-vo...

Oh look, the Deus Ex Machina is just gonna fuck off back to Neverland now that the plot's been advanced. Bra-fucking-vo, Jeph.

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I fucking know right! This shit better come back later.

What is the point of all this?

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I fell off on this story somewhere around when they first introduced the trans girl and her robot handed brother.

anybody wanna explain how we got to what I'm seeing here, and how the fuck Martin is related to this?

Wait... was that it? Light blue shirt girl just pops in and shoots a monster with a gun?

What the fuck kind of storytelling is this?

Marten is not related to this in any way. He hardly ever shows up now.

Faye got fired for alcoholism and got a job using her metal working talents at an underground robot fighting ring. She befriended a red muscular military robot there named Bubbles and they're basically lesbians.

She punched her boss in the face for being a cunt but Jeph decided to reveal that Bubbles actually had her war memories stolen away by the boss, who's name is Corpse Witch and was revealed to be a criminal mastermind, so a mysterious men in black group walked into the coffee shop to help Faye and Bubbles.

Marten and Claire were phased out of the comic almost completely like a year ago. This is about shitty sci-fi and robot segregation now, with occasional cuts to the bizarro coffee shop for some reason.

Oh... Oh no...

>yeah actually we can't prove we're not full of shit but cmon she needs your help
And you fucking fell for it.

Marten's only relevant when Claire shows up.

He literally doesn't matter any more.

>men
how heterosexist of you, they are obviously genderqueer seriously the robot MIB is supposed "genderqueer". THE ROBOT

the only points in QC are the ones that pass directly through JJ's palms.

>Vulnerable and in need of love
Does this mean she's going to FINALLY fuck the robot?

I want a beat for beat replay of the "this is me" moment with Bubbles taking off her armor to reveal that she's just got a whole mess of dicks under there.

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>You're BEAUTIFUL

>Stuff me like a turkey baby. Shoot in me like my daddy shot in his head. Make me drunk on dick.

>still caring about this trash webcomic

This comic could be saved if red robot just goes full insane and kills a bunch of humans.
Then you pit humans vs. robots in an epic war that is only resolved via off screen fighting, all the while our protagonists sit around and talk quippy.

The zapped monster will of course have been the actual memories in question

We'll inevitably discover those memories were downloaded into the gun instead of erased.

no one cares we're just here to mock it

Marten pretty much never shows up anymore. The entire extent of his character at this point is "Claire's boyfriend".

I'm pretty sure JJ just doesn't find him remotely interesting anymore.

Either that or he's realized that any drama whatsoever in their relationship is a live grenade considering how tumblr his fanbase is, and he doesn't know how to write interesting stable healthy relationships, so he just never shows up anymore and is just implicitly being happy with Claire offscreen all the time.

love that conspicuous close up shmorky klurf style shot of the bad robot's pelvis, no problematic genital implication here, folks

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His entire writing career is a garbage, never ending slice of life webcomic. He doesn't know how to write anything other than interpersonal drama. He wanted to write about how the characters felt and acted when they found out that the mean lady had double lied to them, so he just sped through the action as quickly as possible to get there.

Is the thick one the tranny?

None of those are. Claire hasn't showed up for a while.

Reminder: this is the single highest-paid Patreon wecomic creator out there.

Nearly 8k a month is exchanged for this.

It's kind of telling that nobody here cares enough to post tomorrow's comic the way doag does like clockwork.

Fucking this!

The post-singularity technology, robots, and cybernetic have always been the back drop for QC. Jeph's just more interested in the sappy romance and coffee shop plots than any of the futuristic stuff.

pic related screenshot from December. I think Sakimi Chan doesn't focus on webcomics, so yes JJ is top webcomic Patreon earner.

Where's the titfuck porn

member the autistic bartender?

when did that story go away?

when THIS happened

Did Jacques plan for the story to devolve into Asimov wank from the very beginning? Or did he just get bored with slice of life relationship drama and phone in a plot change? Was there any real foreshadowing to this shit?

Those fucking dead eyes.

This is new low I thought even this hack couldn't sink to. I can't even comprehend someone thinking this writing is acceptable out of something that isn't a second grade paper. How do you rationalize putting a literal deus ex machina into your story with no explanation or back story and then removing it in few pages.

>my sides
>my fucking sides

I love QC hate threads. The worse this thing gets the greater the comedy. Fuck, we do a good job of making our own fun. And thats before the R34.
Shine on you glorious basterds.

he makes it up as he goes based on how his meds make him feel and what his butt buddy wil wheaton is blathering about on twitter

no, come back robot devil!

>jeph
>planning more than a week of comics in advance
>ever

Dude doesn't even plan a day in advance.

Where the fuck do you think scene change to a new mary sue came from?

Robot lovin'

Thank fucking god Brun happened. At least it let me quit QC for a while

If he could actually A) write for shit or B) plan more than a day in advance a good Asimov wank would be pretty fucking decent. Instead we get the special snowflake of the month club with some of the laziest art this side of a deviantArt account.

We're not enjoying the webcomic. It's just that we're addicted to shitposting

>It's kind of telling that nobody here cares enough to post tomorrow's comic the way doag does like clockwork

This amazes me.

/doag/ has at least three user Patreanons and a namefag posting new strips. Jeph makes way more on Patreon and has way more patrons, but not even one of them wants to post the strips here?

You can't tell me there isn't a single attention whore among them who wouldn't put on a trip and post them to get some recognition on Sup Forums

There's not even trying, and then there's this.

Who in the nine hells is Sakimi-chan?

From what I can tell from the Google search I did for you you're welcome is that he/she just does polished portrait stuff of established characters.
sakimichan.deviantart.com/

I thought this comic was about redheaded chicks with feminine dicks.

I'm always amazed they make that much money for shiny, dead eyed fanart...people are weird

This is even stupider than when Tim Buckley made the Linux nerd's penguin an evil mastermind.

What are you on about? I've never seen mannequins of Sailor Bubbles, Sailor Blossom, and Sailor Buttercup look more alive.

Wasn't that a sorta crossover with some other long-dead webcomic?

It was big back in the early 2000s, but I can;t remember the name for the life of me.

It might have been initially, the penguin and linux guy (Scott? Maybe?) were just side characters for years until Buckley started trying to put drama in his comic about a retard playing video games.

>Sakimi Chan makes at minimum $360,000 per year

his porn's alright. The men could stand to be girthier though.

So faye could make bubbles vulnerable and rapeable

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Here's his latest lovely tumblr drawing too. I know it's not Momo but he has a real hard time drawing different characters so it might as well be.

>89393909
>edit of strip 3399
Digits checked.

>he gets paid for art like this

I'm disgusted
but also envious

and now the characterization of the robot devil is changed as well

at least this fucking abortion of a story is over

oh did Jeph say he was quitting the comic game after today? Because that's the only way this shit can ever be over

>at least this fucking abortion of a story is over

I dont think so

this will make a great edit

Someone needs to make panel 4 and 5 a loss edit.

edit Prince Robot's death visions on this

Why did he go out of his way to do this ridiculous deux ex machina?
He had a perfectly reasonable solution to this problem with Hannelore's father, shot that down for no good reason and then introduced this bullshit.

>handstab
>competent writing
pick one

Several replies within minutes of posting. Clearly an interest.

Why the hell don't you QC fags have a Patreanon yet?

>Who in the nine hells is Sakimi-chan?
Someone still making bank off of one picture of Natalie Portman from Leon the Professional and being imitated by even lower tier human garbage

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>she can't remember her war crimes she wanted to forget
>but at least she has friends

Try not to rip your dick off sport

Someone needs to go back to Sup Forums

Not him but...yeah...I can't make that promise.

>Slight angle in Panel 5 in a pointless effort to avoid the inevitable edits

Oh Jeph

Panel 4 change the fagbots text to "you are right"

Panel 5 is the handstab picture.

Make it so.

For a moment there, I thought he was actually gonna go the "she never had locked memories in the first place, and her memory was altered to believe that she did" route.

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>Wow. Jeff's so hopeless that even the Deus ex Machina gave up and just walked out of there

Literally my first thought when I saw that. My second one was

>Let's see what Sup Forums has to say about it

And whoop-dee-doo, it seems I wasn't the only one.

Holy shit. That's surprisingly well-made. Bugs' face in the last panel is fantastic.

Jesus christ, QA thread.
You have people making great edits like this, that NO ONE comments on.
You don't post the patreon strips.
Okay. I guess.
RIP in piss.

Why bother?

hating QC is masturbation at this point. no one cares but you.

I stopped reading when the dude stopped dating the chick who owns the coffee shop. How did it end up like this? What happened in between?

Jeph became a SJW and tried to ride the coattails of Catlyn Jenner.

>You don't post the patreon strips.

Why should one of us bother to give him a penny in order to rip off his artwork?

eh, it's more likely for bugs to be the crossdresser though.

youtube.com/watch?v=L0bU8z49X6I

wew

Kek!

I wish Jeph would bother to make a plot twist like that Corpse Witch has moved the memories to her own hard drive or something. That she has them.

Go ahead and a few extra internets home today, you earned them.