I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate

> I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate
Uh, in english, doc?

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He saw lasers go pew pew near a big space ring.

Shit, autism stereotype is real

>And your OTHER baseline

so whats C beams rutger you hack

DUDE I SAW SPACESHIPS LMAO
most overrated film in history

your mothers the most overrated film in history

Here, have some layman's terms

youtube.com/watch?v=PtyySlBW6kk

>"do you speak english?"
Do you? damn ape

Explain this scientific concept to me only using reddit memes

Big guy 4u rick pickle BRRRAAPPP

>what's a Tannhauser gate, Sup Forums?
I found that really funny for some reason. Thanks to whoever made that thread.

Explain the 2016 election using only allegories from Star Wars and Harry Potter

voldemort wins

Jeb is the Ewoks

Tannhauser is a german opera by Wagner. One of my favorite pieces of music is in there, the Pilgrim's Chorus.

I was watching Jackass again this afternoon and Bam calls Steve-O a C-sucker. I guess C-beams mean cock beams.

>EXPLAIN A BASIC GRAVITY ASSIST USING A STAPLER TO THE HEAD OF NASA WHO ALREADY DID IT 50 YEARS AGO

BRAVO RIDLEY

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
WOAH LIKE WHAT DUDE?
>like spaceships and planets and shit

It means your mothers pussy smells like a real stinking sack of rotting beef. I'm talkin just puke inducing stench. Literally smells like fucked trash

Snape wins

>original
>ive DONE things you people never will
>lists unique things hes done that few others ever would

>improv
>ive SEEN things you people wouldn't believe
>light in space and ships on fire

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you mmust stop this at once

>how do you know all this?
>I built it

AYO HOL UP DECKARD
*grabs dove*
NIGGA I SEENT LAZERS AND SPACESHIPS ON THE REAL
*imitates bird chirping*
SHEEEEEEEEIT MY ASS BOUT TA DIE YA HEARD
*dies*

>Tannhauser gate
>his home

>*imitates bird chirping*

>I saw stars and a spaceship and shit

cool dude

>I watched c-beams glitter in the darkness at 10,000 K
Fied that for you, senpai.

>AYO hol up
>So you be sayin
>C beams be glitterin
>nigga be real yo hol up nigga
>did you just say near >TANMOTHERFUCKINGHAUSER GATE ?
>Ayo stop playin nigga its just bullshit.

What did plebs mean by this ?

>I SAW SOME COOL SHIT
Who cares?

HOW BOUT >ATTACK SHIPS ON FIRE OFF THE SHOULDER OF ORION

THAT SHIT WAS PROBLY DANK AS FUCK, SOME MASSIVE EBIN SPACE WAR

NAME 1 THING IRL YOU'VE SEEN BETTER THAN THAT GO AHEAD BIGBOI

I saw a dolphin the other day.

What do we call this new meme? Battyposting? Tearsposting?

Thats cool but I wanna see the Tannhauser gate.

i saw a family of deer last night

>BATTY ?

>nigga be real yo hol up nigga
>nigga be real yo
>not nigga fo real tho
Newfag

GO GET UR FUCKING GATE BOX

>ATTACK SHIPS ON FIRE OFF THE SHOULDER OF ORION
>ON FIRE
So what was sustaining the fire in the vacuum of space?

He just saw the #NEW Thor3 ranganrock ! #LITY

He didn't improvise that part. He improvised. "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." Everything else was scripted.

That's why you wouldn't believe it, retard.

oxygenated propellant and the ships atmosphere?

I watched three episodes of Friends

>stands there silently in the rain

>pokes a pencil though a folded piece of paper

>deckard nods, understandingly.


what the FUCK???

I've seen a B-1 Lancer take off during night time over the desert of Quatar, all four of those engines at full after burner looked cool af.

Saw a porcupine at work last week

Yesterday I was walking home from work and I saw a bird chasing a frog. Not just an ordinary cane toad, a legitimate green tree frog. One of these little fuckers. The bird fucked off when it saw me coming, but the frog just sat there frozen in place. It was pretty rad.

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Two cops watched as I fucked girlfriend in her car

Beyonce is YASS QUEEN SLAY Amidala

I watched D-beams glitter in the dark.
Top that, you fuckhead

i watched E-wings get erased from the expanded universe...

BIG REVEAL

>I watched C-beams skrrrrrra, pap pap clap pap pap in the dark the the Tannhauser gate

I watched Zero Dark Thirty last night. Mondays is when I get my Netflix on

How are you so unimaginative and uncreative that you can't fathom the possibilities implied by what he said? Attack ships on fire. There's some kind of war. Between who? Warring nations? Warring planets? Aliens? It's a great piece of writing.

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top zozzle

luckily ridley will make a prequel to explain all these questions soon enough

And how the fuck all the other bullshit was supposed to work without that line?
>I've seen some shit. Time to die.
Great.

Me and my partner watched some loser porking his 250 lbs gf in his piece of shit 84' Chevy

not very well

She was 300 lbs actually my dude

these crack me up

Might've just been shit attack ships

I had a car go on fire for no reason once

I mean there probably was a reason but I didn't know and then the car burnt down and exploded so there was no way to check reall

>if only you could see what i have seen with your eyes
See what? Fucking C-beams?

>It's a great piece of writing

More like lazy writing. Or Ridley just ran out of budget and couldn't show it.

Why has this brainlet memeing about "what is C-beams" and "Tanhauser Gate" become a thing? It's obviously some random future space shit, like what the fuck do you think you spastics.

>3k craigslist attack ship beaters
great fuckin job colonies

Well he merged several drafts of the script together plus his improved lines.

Damn roy batty sure was batty hahahaha!

It's Sea Beams you fucking philistine

Sea Breams, Roy was a space fisherman

I've seen men, running from blades, glistening in the night
Bravo Ridley

>all those memories will be lost
>only has 2 memories

KEK

Wow, that robot was more human than some humans are. It's making me think.

stop bully

Woah so this board really is low IQ.

No wonder it hates rick and morty.

>folded paper analogy
I knew this was coming as soon as I saw the title

>Blade Runner is Rick and Morty for old folks

Y
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>allude to shit happening that sounds massively more interesting than what we just watched
>"Masterful writing!"

you got me.

>sea breams
>in space

they'd be fucking space breams then wouldn't they

idiot

So you're one of those special types of autists that loves "implications" rather than actual story writing?

I'm pretty sure that if you have to have everything spelled out for you with nothing left to the imagination you should get checked for autism or assburgers or something like that. Not even joking.

Uh, cool Roy, but I already saw that shit on Youtube

>finding random future space shit acceptable
go back to your transformers kid

You literally get a whole 2 hour story that's intriguing and contemplative and then at the end you even get bonus unexplored material to think about at home or even try to imagine your own scenarios. That's the best kind of storytelling. It's the kind that literally creates new storytellers by being so open to the imagination. Has this generation gone to the shitter? Did your mommy breastfeed you until you were 7?

>muh imagination

One tendency of autistic children is daydreaming and fantasizing about fictional worlds. I am firmly rooted in the real world, are you?

He saw the Taidan attacking the Bentusi trading vessel

Sean Bean's Glitter?

A giant steel eagle that's 90% oxygen and highly flammable propellant can burn Frodo.

what movie is this from

space jews deserved it.

>shitty little 20 year olds being contrarian to shit on these classic lines

lmao

Memes aside, this scene makes me tear up. Harrison Ford's expression really helped sell it too, can tell how drastically this affected his perspective of replicants and life.