Give me your comic/cartoon pitch or this respectable businessman caves your face in with a baseball bat

Give me your comic/cartoon pitch or this respectable businessman caves your face in with a baseball bat.

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Does he have a ponytail going into his suit?

A cartoon about a respectable business man who has to listen to a new shitty cartoon pitch every day/episode that ends with him caving the other person's face in with a baseball bat and calling for the next guy.

Bionicle g3.

But I already did that once today!

a slice of life cartoon except the main character is actually a pyscopathic serial killer a la Ted Bundy so that the seemingly idyllic lives & lighthearted adventures that comprise most of the show take on a sinister element with the realization that it's all a calculated put on by the manipulative MC as his genial personality is only a mask to hide his gruesome sadomasochistic crimes.

Symbiote Squad

Flash gets the Venom symbiote again, and teams up with Eddie to help Mania. They find Pat alive and he gets the Toxin symbiote back and Eddie becomes Anti-Venom again. Scorn and the hybrid dog join up and then they find Carnage Man from an alternate dimension

*Parries bat and proceeds to tie the long hair on his head to the short hair on his ass and kick him down the street*

Can we just skip the pitch and go to him smashing my head in?
Life sucks when you lose the will to live and lack the motivation to do anything about it.

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Black Doctor but in a cartoon form.

Another Batman reboot.

A sex robot slipped an altered core OS chip while with a client that turns them into a chain smoking noir lead. They have to find a missing person for their unknown client. They have hidden defibrillator electrodes in their hands because of medical parameters in case some kinky shit goes wrong. Every chapter ends with them full of bullet holes siting on a rooftop somewhere where they can reveal the next clue and make sardonic japes at the reader.

Black Cat Steals the Marvel Universe. Basically a Carmen Sandiego spoof

Show set in a seemingly generic fantasy world with races like elves, satyr's, etc.
Humans exist in this world, however they all live in the woods as two different breeds, smaller and extremely vicious ones with very light coloured eyes called ferals, and humans that are basically generic fantasy humans called the "old men."

The story revolves around an elf who as a child had his town attacked by a feral warlord known as "The Great Grom" and grew up to seek revenge and finally end the life of this monstrous man. Along the way he recruits other elves, satyr's, and even a few humans.

Here's the twist, in place of some ancient race with ruins and magical weapons, the ancient race was the empire of man, the 1980's, and humans in the woods are considered extremely dangerous despite not really being all that grouped together or advanced (outside of a few clans and villages, Grom's army being the largest gathering of humans), they rarely have access to "rippers" (guns) and in some rare instances can even produce their own guns and ammunition, the secrets not entirely lost.

The event that ended mankind was called "the sin of man" when a human "attempted to become god." In reality a huge scientific experiment to create telepathic humans kicked off, and one scientist named Graham tried to take this idea way too far and turned men into mindless amalgamations obeying massive human telepathic "relay points" (later called "the perfect humans," genetically engineered humans that resemble giant salamanders with a vaguely human appearance to them). Graham turned himself into a massive telepathic beckon controlling the perfects and became known as the sin of man, using the chemicals used to create the amalgamations all over the other to forcible mutate other humans into such slaves. After a massive war that killed most the Perfects or made them go dormant by shutting off their connection to the sin humanity was almost completely wiped out.

it's like tinder, but for people who want to play table tennis

Young boy gets hit by truck, teleports into another world, gets hit by a truck there, and realizes he has the power to change dimensions whenever he is hit by a truck. As he gets into increasingly dangerous and primitive worlds he must find a new way to get hit by a truck so he can eventually return home.

didn't that guy kill himself?

Try it.

Probably this or Wrestledads

The elves and satyr's were failed experiments produced in high enough volumes in underground labs safe from the war, and when the war ended were capable of repopulating the world.

Elves were failed telepathic experiments, they have some very minor telepathic abilities but ultimately are almost human, they take part as the main race with the largest cities and civilization in the new world, but are deathly afraid of "the memory of man" (bombed out ruins with dormant amalgamations and maybe a few hidden Perfects) which makes the feral warlords relatively safe from retaliations.

Satyrs are a failed military experiment, massive and borderline bulletproof humanoids who travel in tiny packs of 2's, at most 4's, when they do get a kind of civilization together it's mostly just tiny villages.

wrestle dads is still being spoken of, here on Sup Forums?

This sounds like something that wouldn't translate well outside of your mental fantasies.

A necromancer's apprentice unwittingly cocks up his master's Lich transformation and it backfires turning him into a Lich. He didn't know his master was going to use his soul as the sacrifice, as such he is pissed, mostly because he now has no dick and other undead related shortcomings. Eventually he finds a washed up necromancer chick to help him out, but she just wants the ritual. Hijinks ensue.

Something with a cheerful little goth girl with Long purple hair a frilly purple dress, a frilly purple hat, and a huge, tremendously fat purple cigar clenched between her grinning teeth. She lives seemingly alone in an old, bug infested manor. Her name is Lilly Cobb.

Personality wise, she's very cheerful and casual about things like danger and death, even when it's her own life. She loves bugs, ghosts, and all things macabre.

A few years ago, her family was cursed and began dying one by one, leaving only Lilly left. Lilly figures that since it's only a matter of time before she passes, she'll make the most of it. The ghosts of her family members sometimes manifest in the smoke of her cigar.

Sometimes, like during special occasion or formal events, she uses a fancy black cigar holder (basically like a cigarette holder, but designed to hold cigars) for her cigar.

In front of her manor is the graveyard, where each of her family members are buried. There's even a grave for her, thought it of course hasn't been filled yet.

She owns a large carnivorous plant in her manor's garden who she treats like a pet. It often ends up swallowing her, but she doesn't mind

Well, that's what everything starts out as. Translation is where the work starts.

Girl join magical academy, meets weird people, starts making friends, seems like some standard fantasy school adventures. And then she goes up in her family's attic one day and digs up a note saying her parents are infertile. Before long, some people from her nation's equivalent of the CIA are taking a great deal of interest in her background and decide to get their hands on her and kill anyone who gets in the way.

I'd watch it if it was stop motion.

Why's that?

My main turn off with what's presented to me is that it seems like an amalgamation of too many different things. Post apocalyptic, Sci-Fi & High Fantasy all jammed together in the same setting without any real purpose. Like it's got the whole 'dangers of playing God' thing going on with the apocalypse caused by hubris & super science mixed up with high fantasy creatures like in Bashki's Wizard's but that had a clear purpose of being a sort of fairy tale about reconciling loving nature with the cold industrial modern world whereas with this I get the feeling that it's just a mish-mash of ideas that sounded cool.

What's the purpose of this setting?

A show about the CIA in the DC universe.

CIA agents make everything better.

#squad
Why hashtag, because Fucking millennials

It takes the troupe of bitchy head cheerleader and puts her front and center.(pretty much Bonnie from Kim possible) It adds monsters, but are treated as arc's and not episodic. Werewolves, vampires, and zombies.

The main characters are cheerleaders who are almost run like a mob, bully is still a big part. The football players are part of the cast, but in the first episode the school bus was attacked by werewolves and the jocks fended them off. Now the jocks have a werewolf curse and try daily to submerge their rage, while the cheerleaders look for a cure. The nerds are then treated like monster experts that the cheerleaders ask for advice.

The vampires are brought in by the goths, but betrayed almost immediately. The vamps work like 30 days of night, and a lot of ppl die in this arc. After the blood shed the remaining goths and jocks become friends. It doesn't really matter because when the zombie arc hit, it's treated like a zombie apocalypse and changes everything. By this time they go on the run to survive highschool and cheerleaders angle are drop. By the time winter happens the zombies are slow enough to be wiped out. Should the show still be going the planet would be attack by aliens after they sent the z virus to weaken earth.

Ghost mutt

this sounds shitty & awful enough to be real

A cartoon about the pitchsman who persuaded the respectable businessman to not cave his face in

The show is mainly about a mean girl who's world is very small only cares about partying and making sure her cheerleaders are the best. With each threat she has to open it up a more. The monster are set up to introduce a bigger monster. Werewolves are controlled by Vampres, Vampires are migrating away from zombies for food, and zombies were created to help aliens take over earth. By the time the aliens lose earth no longer resembles what it once was and acts more like the sci-fi show Defiance.

Sounds like the sort of thing that would work well with that medium. Mostly your description of a creepy house and a curse reminded me of this. youtube.com/watch?v=91nfNp7MVIw

Set in a psych ward at a hospital and revolves around animals with different mental illnesses. So far there's

>Octopus with Schitzophrenia
>German Shepherd with PTSD
>Bipolar Cat
>Suicidal Aphid
>Binge- eating/Anorexic Rat

And a few more as the show goes on. Each episode is seen through the eyes of a different character and how they perceive the world. I have a few working pilot plots, but right now I'm still working on character design. Like, the
German shepherd is a scraggly old war vet that wears his old army jacket over his scrubs.

Hopefully it can be both fun and kind of educational.

Aww, but I'd rather get told anonymously than pitch it in real life. How would you change it?

I'm not that user, I was simply commenting on how most ideas tend to change during the creation process. I guess I wasn't clear about that, my bad.

Okay. Do you like the idea? Anything that stands out about it?

Basically, Great depression hobo adventures with supernatural elements.

around 6 main character, each getting different amounts of focus from episode to episode with none of them really being the 'main' main character. Episodes would be 22 minutes long, and sometimes focus around supernatural elements, but sometimes not.

Continuity, usually for the sake of humor, but occasional serious and/or emotional moments if the situation calls for it.

It'd be white noise in today's market, you need a really obvious gimmick to reel em in. Make the main cheerleader an overweight trans black woman but keep the characterization the same. Make sure two of the jocks seem to be into each other but don't ever let it go anywhere. Also, make the vampires sexy. Then you're set.

Yeah it sounds cool, is it a slice of life sort of deal or is there some sort of arc? Basically, what's the story premise? The character sounds great and the setting works but what is it all for? roughly.

I wouldn't do anything with a school premise because that's something that's been done a million times before and lends itself either to recycling the same stale plots over and over or eventually ditching the setting altogether because it's too creatively restrictive.

That being said, if you ditch the 'lots of people dying & the world gets taken over' thing the premise sounds 'real'. As in I could see someone pitching an episodic show about highschool full of cliches who have to fight your typical halloween line up of 'ghouls & goblins'. It might be missing your 1 'normal guy' MC that these shows tend to have.

If you keep the whole 'apocalypse literally happens' type story then it just sounds like a rambling mess.

I dig it
I see it being more of a petshop, unless the world is anthromorphic

Kind of a darkly humourous slice of life, with her casually getting into situations that may kill her, and nonchalantly wondering if they will.

Thanks.

I mean, his idea could work if he cuts in near the mid-point. That way you can slip in backstory over time instead of having the viewer slog through it all at the start.

They're anthropomorphic. All the patients (and some of their families) are animals while the hospital staff are all humans.

I wanted to do it like this to emphasize the disconnect between patients and staff (it's a real problem in America's mental health system).

coolcoolcool, although those sorts of things really benefit from a "straight man," basically just to act as a reaction face. A Watson to the Sherlock. Even a non-human character could work. Like a shell-shocked dog or nervous cat. I don't know, It just seems like she needs a companion of some sort.

Maybe it could be one of her ghostly family members.

Hey hey, I like your style. Do you know anyone who's gone through the system? My Sister went through the Canadian mental health system and according to her the staff were all jaded pricks.

So Sliders or Quantum Leap, but with Trucks!

A show about the classic greek mythos focusing in the Gods and making them more human and less christian revisionism version.

It'd be nice to see Apollo and Artemis twin interaction and Poseidon-Athena rivalry over cities.

Oh shit, you did mention that. Yeah that could definitely work, especially if they're very concerned for her well being during these dangerous situations.

Yeah, that works.

A neet sells his soul to become a famous and talented pro wrestler but winds up in hell because of it, and has to become champion of hell's wrestling league to go back to earth. It would basically be Kinnikuman meets Hokuto No Ken with Stokoe-esque art and a lot of violence.

Hmmm... this sounds interesting, I'll admit.

maybe its greeco-roman style and they wrestle oiled up & naked haha

Fantasy setting with a necromancer acting as functionally a special detective investigating the mysterious deaths of seemingly unconnected individuals linked only by the appearance of an extraordinarily powerful wraith at each of the crime scenes. The concept of "secret names" given to magic users at birth features as an important plot point, and the necromancer is hiding their own identity, having taken the secret name of a dead person, which is a deeply forbidden practice.

Diamond Man

He's a man made out of diamonds. Because diamonds are the hardest known metal, he's basically invincible. He's stronger than Superman because diamonds are harder than steel and he is smarter than Iron Man because diamonds are sharper than iron.

The strongest superhero and also the smartest, Diamond Man shines above the rest. His evil nemesis is the dreaded Magnet Man, who is like Magneto, except he uses actual magnets making him more deadly.

Can he keep the city of Giant Utopia safe? Tune in every Sunday!

Yeah, both my sister (multiple suicide atempts) and my wife (in and out for a laundry list of problems) inspired me to start this project. My wife and I listened to some NPR story on former police and military dogs with PTSD, and what started off as a joke has now filled half a sketchbook with ideas.

What we'd ultimately like to do is produce 10 minute webisodes and donate most of the money we make to various charities to help both people and animals with mental disorders.

It's still a long way off, but unlike my other projects, this one is sticking around.

Just ordered my first drawing tablet off Amazon last night and I'm really hoping to make it happen.

I definitely won't be shying away from the latent homoeroticism of wrestling and demonic imagery.

A compulsive gambler get's caught up in a demonic plot to upset the laws of reality. Warlocks exist in this reality and are basically really low level demons. They're more or less neutral, they hang out in casinos because that's where it's easiest to hide and if an Arch Demon is trying to push their way into the physical world weird shit starts happening to probability and physics. They don't take on personality unless they're possessing someone. Demons will ruin your day, Angels will ruin your week. God is sort of indistinguishable from the universe except when something weird is going on, then it'll mass possess people and use them to deal with the problem. Sort of like an immune response. :P

Isn't that just One Punch Man except with a villain?

I'd throw money at it.

Generic slice of life highschool comedy drama comic that makes use of all the cliches/character archetypes. Is self aware and pokes fun at itself. It would be drawn in a nauseatingly cute style.

Main group consists of:
>a popular school baseball star with lots of social savvy whose actually a pretty nice dude
>a manipulative power hungry computer nerd obsessed with discovering and hoarding people's secrets for use as currency
>a burnout stoner girl with a car tuning obsession
>a constantly drunk borderline nutcase that's obsessed with music and pop culture
>a book smart, wholesome girl that acts as the team mom while being seen as the little sister

Would take place in a small lower-middle class northern town that's been suffering economically ever since the logging camp and wood processing factory suddenly closed. Now the only things left are struggling businesses, trailer parks and badly kept single family homes. This serves as the backdrop to love triangles, ship bait, drama, strict continuity and character development arcs everywhere. Interlaced with plenty of tongue in cheek, character driven comedy and slice of life fluff filler.

Then after it's a few volumes in and the tone is set, a prolonged winter hits and the skinwalkers start coming out.

>Make it for tumblr
Fuck that. I don't mind putting overweight cheerleaders my highschool had them. Trans. . . Just no, my school had one,
nothing but Fucking drama and I couldn't in good conscience make a trans likeable.
>sounds like a rambling mess.
Sort of was at the end. I'm okay with all the changes, as long as I can keep my bitchy girl as MC. One thing I do have to stress is that the monster are hidden and are treated as real world problems. Otherwise that just a Jake long or Juniper Lee rip off.

Aren't*

I was joking about the fat black trans woman, but that would get you noticed.

A war vet returns home to become a farmer, but finds that his family owes money so he becomes a bounty hunter.

lol, right out of the blue.

Oh, and this might come across as bait, but the necromancer is trans. Because the setting lacks direct transformative magic, the only way to change your body is by taking the secret name of another person, which causes you to become more like them over time, but curses that person's ghost to wander aimlessly as a nameless shade. A big part of their internal struggle is guilt over the stolen name, and they are seeking a way to help put the shade whose name they stole to rest.

it's about a henchman who sucks at being a henchman and goes through working for various villains

That's actually cool! If you set that up as a long term goal for the protagonist that'd be an awesome way to keep tension even while A plot is taking a break.

Isn't that sort of the Venture Bros?

Severely underrated.
Marvel comics has been sorting mess around with this Bob of Hydra, and shows like Venture brothers, just go to show how much potential henchmen can have.
Going to the bar in costume.
Poker night at the villains lair ruin by hero.
Dealing with canon fodder death of other henchmen.

Yeah, kinda hard because of doing it so well.

I kinda had the same pitch, only much dumber, in that other thread that's the same as this thread

I know, I just wanted to go full autism and get some of the ideas in my head written down for a change, I know very well that on the cosmic anomaly that I did get assigned to legit write a cartoon I'd have to drop a massive amount of all the ideas I had to make something that could fit into 24 episodes with a much more focused story.

An over-saturated market is better than competing with one really good show.

angry boy moves to a big and mysterious city to find and kill his deadbeat dad after his mom dies and ends up making a pact with a being called The Rat That Walks unaware that it's his father

the story is supposed to turn into a series of intertwining herculean tasks for a group of 6 or 7 other people who also made pacts with other gods, each of whom needs to find a way to reunify the gods as a single God of Everything

A school for young circus performers. Some examples include.

A ditzy, sort of geeky human cannonball girl with poofy orange pigtails that stick out under her helmet and braces.

A haughty rich kid who's trying out as a strongman to be different.

A hippe-esque girl who becomes an animal trainer

Super long after an apocalyptic event set in our future, the world is at a medieval feudal point again, with kingdoms and such. There is an element of "magic" in recovered advanced technology. Also a small kingdom of robots. The main characters are all knights who pilot various animal-based mechs(and one humanoid one because fuck it, why not?) and they contend with evil monsters, bandits(also in mechs), and political corruption in the form of a vizier. And there's toys for it. So many toys.

Sounds a bit cliche

Cliches exist for a reason. They work.

everyone has an idea for a 'post apocalyptic' setting. Its played out.

i know it's not much of an original idea, i just keep thinking maybe their should be a comic about a very incompetent henchman, that goes through working for almost every single known villain in the world, either because he got fired, the villain died, or he just quit for a new villain to work for.
sometimes other henchman get killed because of him, and nobody can stand him, because he's so annoying, but he's a nice guy and very loyal.

Setting is a fantasy world (gee user, how original) with the main character being a young teenage girl (originality is just oozing out the screen).

Girl had a grandfather who she idolized growing up, man was a woodsman (woodsmen in this world are basically like the knights of most fantasy worlds, revered heroes who hunted monsters and went on long quests) who would constantly fill her heads with stories of his old tales of survival in the harsh wilds, hunting of beasts and monsters, and the adventures for treasures. When she grows old enough to go out into the world she buys herself some supplies and takes the trusty knife and flintlock rifle she inherited from her grandpa, now passed, and sets out on the ultimate holy grail of woodsmen quests, to kill a dragon.

>Why is the main character a girl
I dunno, I like the idea of a young girl with a rifle almost as big as her setting out with stars in her eyes to hunt monsters to live out the life of her beloved grandfather.

It's so sad. All of these ideas are horrible

What did you expect? If anyone here was actually good at writing they'd already be writing shit.

That's why we're all here and not creating things.

Duh.

speak for yourself, i actually do shit.

Backstory:Two years ago, in stock northeastern backwoods USA town, a boy killed himself. Captain of the local soccer team, high school sweetheart, and overall hometown hero, more or less out of the blue. The event is heavily traumatic.

Unrelated, but equally important, 100 years ago, before the foundation of the local high school, a meteorite crashed into the woods behind town. A local farmer stumbled upon the crash site, discovering a strange being black as space itself. This being is a young growing Lovecraftian horror. Burrowing into the man's mind, it would stay in the town, overshadowing it and feeding off hate, rage, and fear of its residents until it could grow large enough to mature. Possessing the farmer and working through his descendants, the being would form a very small but devoted cult around itself, one dedicated to bringing the creature to fruition, believing the being to be a sign of the second coming of Christ.

In the present day, a young high school girl discovers that she has the inherited ability to travel through dreams into the minds of the sleeping, and to drag others into these dreams. At first unsure of what to do with this knowledge, at the eggging on of her two main friends (a self important smartass new to the town who is convinced they've stumbled upon some ancient secret and a proud self-described feminist bisexual social activist blogger who is as obnoxious as the description sounds) she tries to explore the minds of her fellow students, teachers, and townspeople in order to help the town, along the way gradually uncovering pieces of the above mentioned plotlines.

While the cast starts small, they also gradually meet other characters, like a former friend now theatre nerd and psuedo-queen bee and the local class clown/track star, who gradually join their growing party, and take part in a gradually escalating story about emotions, loss, and the pressures of life.

Intergalactic hillbillies that are space ship repair men have to stop robo-Hitler and robo-Churchill (Who are now total bros) from sacrificing a virgin in order to come back to life. All because the two hillbillies wanna share a piece of dat ass.

So basically hillbilly Beevis and Butthead Do the Universe?

I am writing shit

How shit?

fun. But it would be really preachy.

Not sure, none of it's been pitched or formally reviewed yet.