Everyone losing their shit over JOI

>everyone losing their shit over JOI
>can't even touch her
Explain yourselves.

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no waifu

no laifu

When will hot cosplay girls take on holographic joi, wearing nothing but purple bodypaint with contacts and a wig?

>can't even touch her

Just like real girls

Imagine a JOI video from Joi

Never I hope.

Ana de Armas is the only Joi I need

Denis knew exactly what he was doing when he cast her

>your perfect qt waifu is really just a sex object for millions of other men and got diddled by Weinstein

Denis how do you orchestrate these things?

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Appease the flavor of the month numale redditors?

*Yawn

can pay prostitutes

So yes then?

*Yawn

>bubbly personality
>programmed to maintain any conversation

I don’t even care about sex, I just want someone pleasant to talk to. Cells.

You can bang an Ana de Armas tier girl for $1,000 or so.

You cannot get an Ana de Armas tier girl to be at home every day and treat you like a king unless your name is Ryan Gosling and even then he's too autistic to do it.

*Yawn

>want to buy the JOI Feminine Penis™ DLC
>way off baseline and therefore ineligible for my paycheck

jdimsa

She didn't love him

No one mentions this is an obvious take on men's obsession with pornography (or anything else that substitutes for actual human interaction). When K see the giant hologram of Joi before rescuing Deckard, his experience is regret as much as anything else.

>literally called JOI

absolute kino

Maybe I'm a huge retard but what is JOI referring to?

Jerk off instructions

Finally the mainstream is realizing women pretending to jerk off fake cocks while talking to you is really the best type of porn!

when this kind of shit comes out yea it's gonna be like Honda Accords coming off a production line.

by 2040 AI will be so advanced every Sex Robot will have its own unique dynamic advancing growing AI, capped in a 100-120 IQ range.

Also, it will be easier to do a robot than a hologram like that. Holograms are really hard.

im south america women like her are $75

lol who cares

>lol who cares
The waifufags do, even though they are wrong.

its precisely cus k cnt touch her in the movie that their romance is elevated to an emotional level. if she had been a talking rubber sex doll, it would have been even more offputting than when she crashed when k got that voicemail.

Never because women hate Blade Runner 2049.
At best you'll get a fat hairy guy in body paint.

Yes she did, actually. Programmed or not, her care for him was there. The question is not whether or not she loved him, but "what is love?"
inb4 Haddaway

But that's wrong, fucko.

i think the thing is, unlike Blade Runner in the early 1980's, this is no longer distant Sci Fi, but right around the corner. And, already has the usual suspects really pissed off parading for criminalization.

requesting the luv fantasy greentext

fpbp

>implying we want to touch a girl
I just want a companion to love me and talk to me and hire me hookers

2049 is as far off into the future to 2017 as the original was to 1982.

It's not like we can touch real women either.

Why do people keep saying JOI? You know that stands for Jack Off Instructions right?

we'll have this shit by the mid 2030's.

A robot that can walk around, do stuff your average person can, looks passable to a person, rigged with an AI that has average human intelligence.

The only thing I could think about after seeing the movie was how much I want to have a gf and cry in front of her telling that I love her.

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No, he didn't love her.

Why would he abandon her in the middle of the rain like that?

She was just something he could keep nearby so he wouldn't be lonely.

i feel dumb for not remembering what's this referencing

The love for my waifu isn't stopped by the retarded notion of physical contact.

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probably want to wait for the AI gf , human women usually think guys are pussies when they do that.

>Reaches out hand realllly slowly for his JOIstick
Seriously Gosling?

You need to first become someone worth loving. Would you love yourself? If your answer is no, then you need to improve yourself to the point that you can say yes.

>tfw I dreamt that I was at a big house full of muslims doing a IT job when I found Ana de Armas chained to a wall wearing only a dirty white short dress and crying profusely and as I tried to free her, three muslims pointed rocket launchers at me and then I woke up

am 25, assuming I reach the ripe old age of 80 I have another 55 years ahead of me. 2017+55=2072
What are the odds of having AI equivalent to or surpass human intelligence by then? Also why would an AI ever be any more interested in me than a real person? Surely a good AI will determine associating itself with me is in no way beneficial?

Because that's the name of the character.

I thought k could touch her when he bought new mobile thingy im a retard lol.

financialexpress.com/industry/robots-will-become-smarter-than-humans-by-2029-says-hp-chief-technology-officer-shane-wall/852746/

about equal to Average Human 2029. Scary smart by the mid 2030's, what Elon and Hawkings are freaked out about.

The AI are programmed to stick with their owners. Like mothers usually stick with their children even if they're fucked up.
Of course there are exceptions, but those are easier to fix with AIs.

pls upload 50s housewife joi webm

>Boot up Waifu for first time
>Tell her to bend over and spread her holoass-cheeks

Well that is when it will be technically possible. When however will I, a non-rich average consumer, have access to that tech? Because from what I understand, in the 30s it will be limited to government backed companies being able to afford to tinker in highend AI.

This IS scary because I very much doubt governments are interested in peaceful waifu AI and far more interested in AI's that can be used for wargaming purposes and population overseers etc.

>>can't even touch her
That's the point. Ever heard of 2D girls?

Also, i imagine that stuff for the consumer market- Home Helper/Sex Robot the AI will probably be capped, in the 100-120 range. Below 100 would be dumb annoying, over 120 she's gonna start writing math equations on the walls and ponder the meaninglessness of existence. But the AI will probably be a dynamic unique AI, its own person,

>You can bang an Ana de Armas tier girl for $1,000 or so.
More like €50.

that's what he said

Bloodborne.
The real question is who's the guy who's killing the squid hunter?

She looks too much like Riley

Soon lads

fembot.ai/

It's honestly a weird thought how much the world is going to change in the next decade. There's been big changes this decade as well obviously, but what's coming is monumental. Unimaginable, even.

you have it backwards. The Military gets the crazy war bots, that eventually gets tweaked for use by the general public.


Anyhow, 1:50 mark for best Humanoid robot in the world:

youtube.com/watch?v=R8mHEELQmZ8&t=302s

imagine that a few generations more advanced; Stuck inside of a sex robot a few generations more advanced, and then rigged with that 2029 AI.

As to cost, who knows. that^ robot is a million dollars a piece right now. But in 10 years i'd imagine it will be significantly cheaper.

>government backed companies

>Implying the government funds that stuff any more

It used to be that the military drove technical advances. Now the private sector does. You know, like in cyberpunk films.

>he believes these megacorps do not receive copious amounts of government bux
pls user

Money? Sure. The profit motive is more important these days though.

not so much robotics, but there is a huge horse race right now in AI between China the US and Russia. They are all dumping billions into having the best AI's. That's why it's moving so fast now.

You'd think they'd be funding robotics research too, and they are kindah. But, it's still like a taboo about letting an autonomous robot go fight people on its own, mainly cause of Hollywood shit. So, it's not being worked on as hard, in top secret labs probably, but not publicly.

literal perfection

The movie is trash. Redditors need to fuck off

>Hurr durr le movie is like my favorite kind of porno le intellectual its so good
>Yes thats right its a remake of a movie that was overrated in the first place
>Yeah dude ANIME-esque LMAO

Fuck off, this shit is trash. And we alll know why it incorporates porn into the movie... I don't seen to mention anything about the kikes who produced it


I hate all of you cunts and most people who have ever lived

Hm, I could see those robots getting very good at ripping a human being apart in the next few decades.

Yes, my point was merely that believing AI was solely being developed by the private sector is beyond delusional.
It is like these beliefs stem from the whole "our government is an incompetent mess that can not achieve anything eksdee" liberal mental gymnastics.

Every single movie that was ever produced in the US has a Nose pulling the strings.

That explains why it's all degenerate filth "pushing" for/at/toward something

There is no innocence in a Jewish production

they have poor idiots who would happily do it, i could care less about the Terminator BS.

I see the skeleton of a future home helper robot, assisting the elderly, disabled, and a sex robot.

>JOI appears, adorning her DLC slavemaid outfit as soon as I step into my domicile
>JOI: “Welcome home, Master”
>Me: “Yes, thank you. Rough day.”
>JOI: “Perhaps I can make it better for you by serving your every need.”
>Her projected form is close to me, now. Her doe eyes looking up into mine as she bites her lip.
>Me: “Yes, are you ready for your feeding?”
>JOI: “Yes, Master, please. I've been wanting it all day.
>She maintains eye contact while slowly backing towards my quasi-Eames lounge chair. I walk towards her undoing my pants as she kneels at the chairside.
>As I pull my half-mast erection from my pants, I watch her eyes move to it. Her mouth instinctively opens in anticipatory hunger. She inhales shortly and sharply at the sight of it.
>She slowly undoes her blouse buttons and lets the thin digital fabric slide from her small shoulders to the floor. Her nipples, taut and glistening in the light render.
>I step up to her face, the head of my penis right at the parting of her lips. I hear her moan ever so slightly as she glides her open mouth around the head, the shaft, sinking down to the testicles.
>I begin stroking slowly, watching the top of her head move around my member.
>JOI: “I worship your cock, Sir. I worship you.” she says before gasping. I see her sliding her hand up her skirt between her parted thighs.
>She looks up at me, with her mouth under my nutsack. I stroke myself over her eyes and forehead as she makes swirling motions with her tongue. Neither of us blink.
>“Feed me, please, Sir.” She whispers. The wideness of her eyes tremble and quake as she rubs her clit under the ruffles of her petticoat. I hear the faint slurping of a soaking wet pussy getting worked over.

>I let out groan at the point of no return. JOI hungrily smirks with a wide open mouth now.
>My ropes begin spilling out, launching outward as gravity pulls them down over JOI's waiting face. Her eyes reflexively close as the cloudy strings pass through her.
>Digitized cum appears on her forehead, nose, lips, cheek, and hair as her projection senses the trajectory of the liquid. She hums through the back of her throat. A satisfied smile begins growing over her coated face.
>I let the last drops ooze out of myself. JOI pulls her wet fingers from under her skirt, and begins scooping the cum on her face slowly towards and into her mouth, maintaining eye contact with me.
>Her lips close around her finger, sucking my semen and her own wetness off them, licking them clean.
>She lets out a squeal that turns into a laugh. She is so emotionally high right now.
>JOI: “THANK YOU, Master! Thank you for feeding your slave!”
>Me, panting: “You are very welcome. You did well. Good girl”
>She blushes and smiles shyly.
>JOI: “Thank you, Master. Do you need your slave for anything further?”
>Me: “No, my pet. that was all I needed for now. I'll call on you if I need anything further.”
>JOI: “Yes, of course, Master. I love you.”
>Me: “I love you too.”
>JOI glitches out of view. Large, bright logo rotates in her place to the tune of the branded shutdown chime.
>The room gets dim.
>My eyes adjust as I look down where my slavemaid had kneeled. I can see the wet trails of my cum leading from the tile floor to the shag carpet by the coffee table.
>Me, thinking to myself: “Dammit, I got the carpet, again.”
>Walks into the kitchen to get a damp towel
>Kneels before my own mess, begins soaking the towel against the carpet's thick replicant hair and begins scrubbing.
>The domicile is quiet and empty apart from me and my scrubbing.
>Fin

>AUTISM OVERDRIVE

Turning her off was a mistake

What about your hologram meatloaf?!

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if she weren't a hologram she could never be huge

Someone should screencap shit like this and tweet it to some retarded sjw celeb with a big following and watch how they get mad at Sup Forums virgins once again.

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Boom, but I won't be doing the tweeting, user.

This was also pretty damn hard to crop after my second bottle of wine.

I don't have twitter and know nothing about burger celebs.

Well shit, user! I don't have Twitter, either. And I never pay attention to current celebrities. Wanna buttfuck?

>Not having your hologramfu buy prostitutes for you so you can have weird synchrosex with your joi through proxy

I'll have to pass on that.

Do you think Joi can play Mario Party?

I know she can't hold the controller but there must be a thing that lets her interface directly with a vidya box

Why the fuck would I want her to ever touch that shit?
We're gonna co-op chalice dungeons in Bloodborne or do no damage boss runs.