It’s time...for the lies to end — ask me anything about The Last Jedi

I will not disclose who I am, nor will I disclose where and when I saw The Last Jedi, for obvious reasons.

I have only seen the film once, so if my answers seem too vague or unconvincing for you to believe, then so be it.

As I said above, I’ve only seen the film once, and further viewings are required to personally gauge where I would rank the film, but it’s built greatly on the solid foundation that J. J. put down with The Force Awakens, and I’m convinced that many will see it as being as good as - if not better than - the Original Trilogy, or whatever your own favourite Star Wars film may be.

Rian Johnson is worthy of screenplay and director nods at the Oscars, and the same goes for Mark Hamill’s portrayal of Luke Skywalker and Adam Driver’s portrayal of Ben Solo/Kylo Ren. The late but great Carrie Fisher’s final portrayal of Leia Organa is bold, steely and charming, and I feel that fans will take warmly to her performance in this film.

This is a film worthy of any Star Wars fan, and I can’t wait to see it again myself, let alone audience reaction.

Nothing quite on the scale of the “No, I am your father” bomb at the end of Empire: it’s more of a consistently revealing film, whether that be about Rey, Ben, Luke, Finn, Poe, Rose...or the Force.

Ask away!

>nor will I disclose where and when I saw The Last Jedi

cuz you're a lying fag?

you a shill? I'm thinking you a shill

Wow you sound all professional and shit.

Because it would cost me my job.

I fail to see how my sexual orientation comes into this.

who gets the most BLACKED

I don’t think that I need to trick anyone to encourage them to see the film at this point.

a glib facsimile

At this point, so many anons have said they've seen the movie or know crucial plot details. So unless you have evidence, kindly fuck off.

Buzzwords

why are you such a lying faggot, have you no shame?

Are you asking for buzzwords or implying that I was simply including buzzwords?

You’re coming off a tad too homophobic for my liking.

why does Mark Hamill hate the script?

Think again.

back the fuck off?!

>nu-star wars
>username
>”homophobic”

Fuck off back to r*ddit

I just wanted to have a little fun larping tonight fuck off.

there is only 1 question, since it's Disney
WHERE IS YAGSBAAARO??

>complete inability to detect sarcasm and needless political shoehorning
hm...you must have come here in 2016, from a certain civic nationalist voting subforum?

Finally, a question. Thank the Force.

I haven’t met Mark personally, so this is just hearsay combined with what I saw, and should be taken with a grain of salt as it’s a bit of a mish-mosh of info, but what I’ve heard is that he wasn’t happy with how Luke was portrayed as being for the first two acts of the film: the character was in a state of confusion, as if trying to isolate himself from others even though he’d just been found by Rey.

Mark only recently saw the final edit of the film, or so I’ve heard, and is very happy with the final product.

I think that his seemingly negative perspective of the film’s script came about because he wasn’t sure how Luke’s arc in this film was going to play out, and, as he’s said, he doesn’t agree with [what he’d seen of] Luke in the film fundamentally: it’s at odds with what we’ve known of Luke from the OT, and more importantly, at odds with Mark himself, as a person.

describe the scenes from trailer like kylo is about to shoot his mom, snoke vs rey, kylo leaning his hand scenes.

Calling somebody a fag(got) is not sarcasm.

Reacting in a way which implies that calling somebody a fag(got) is wrong is not political shoehorning.

At the very least, it implies that I believe that word should not be thrown around in a way as to cause insult to others.

what happens in Ac-To between Rey,Luke and Ren?

Any romance in it?

>Kylo is about to shoot his mom

Comes towards the end of the first act, when the First Order attacks D’Qar.

Complete misdirect: Kylo is attacking the ship’s hangar (and attempting to land; this is when we see the explosion behind Poe’s X-Wing from the first trailer) not the bridge of the ship.

>Snoke vs Rey

The Praetorian Guard and Kylo are also present. Snoke is attempting to find where Luke is by probing Rey’s mind, and when he says “Fulfil your destiny”, it’s actually to Kylo: he’s ordering him to kill Rey.

>Kylo’s hand

This shot and the Rey shot are two different scenes: Kylo offering to help Rey more accurately see her vision (Luke attempts to help with this earlier in the film, but the waters are still muddied) after Luke gets upset with her for confiding in Kylo a bit earlier in the act and destroys a hut; and a scene from the first act of the film, where Rey, Luke, Chewie and R2 are seated around a fire under the Falcon and Rey asks for Luke’s help in understanding her place.

Yes, but it takes a backseat in this movie. The only romance in the film’s present is between Finn and Rose.

Why is there a death star on that new tie fighter toy package?

1- What happens after Snoke orders him to kill Rey?
2- How the movie ends? kylo ren and rey go rogue? she goes dark?

Does she die? if not who dies?

what a faggot. literally no one with taste likes star wars anymore

According to the trailers Luke does not want to train Rey. Does he eventually train her? What changes his mind?

Oh fuck you know its a bad movie when they are resorting to these type of shill tactics. I guess Mark Hamil letting the cat out of the bag started this damage control. Nice try Iger now go fuck yourself.

>it’s built greatly on the solid foundation that J. J. put down with The Force Awakens

Where do you think you are?

Kylo makes it to Ahch-To by himself, and attempts to talk to Rey several times without Luke’s knowledge. Rey doesn’t trust him and tries to keep her distance, but doesn’t tell Luke.

When Luke finds Kylo trying to talk to Rey, he gets very angry and lashes out at the floor with the Force, causing Ben and Rey to lose balance and fall to the floor.

Luke demands that Ben leave. Luke leaves to talk to the Force ghosts of Obi-Wan and Yoda.

Knowing that his uncle is still confused and that he needs to show Rey something, Kylo contacts the Knights Of Ren, who come to Ahch-To. As their ship draws closer, Luke pulls it out of the sky, and it crashes on a rocky shore; meanwhile, Kylo reveals to Rey that he knows who she is, causing Rey to lash out at Kylo.

Kylo vs. Rey and Luke vs. the Knights Of Ren. The duels take place in parallel, in the early evening.

Luke easily dispatches the KoR with a combination of the Force and - yes - his green lightsaber. Kylo defends himself from Rey, pushing her to the edge of a cliff.

Luke shouts that Rey should kill Kylo like he couldn’t, and Kylo is still trying to convince Rey that he knows things she doesn’t, and that he has a lot to explain. Rey jumps from the cliff into the water - which parallels Luke in Empire.

Kylo dives in after her - Rey can’t swim. He emerges from the water and takes her to a hut - it’s night time. She’s unconscious until this point, but he brings her around. She’s tied up, and Kylo begins to explain things, and Rey begins to listen - even if she is scared and a bit pessimistic. They sit by a fire inside the hut.

Luke finds them and is angrier than before. He destroys the hut with the Force, the embers and cinders falling from above. Rey says that she wants to listen to what Kylo has to say, which upsets Luke further.

Kylo offers Rey his hand as Luke goes to talk with the Force ghost of Anakin, and Rey experiences another Forceback.

Sorry, but I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

I can confirm that there is no Death Star-type planet-killing machine in this film, however.

So whats Reys deal then, ya giant poofter?

From your earlier description, with Rey meeting Snoke and Kylo flying against D'Qar, it would appear that this happens during act two of the film.

What does Luke do in the third act? Does he come off as less of an angry fuck nugget? Are the force ghosts played by their prequel actors?

1. Kylo ignites his lightsaber.

It looks as though he’s going to do it - he lifts his lightsaber up above him in an execution style; cut to Snoke smiling.

Then cut to Kylo slicing down as he turns away and cuts one of the Praetorian Guard down.

In shock, Snoke drops Rey - who he’d been levitating with the Force - and Rey pulls her lightsaber into her hands with the Force. Her and Kylo are back-to-back, and it’s them vs. the Praetorian Guard, who circle around them.

Snoke uses this opportunity to escape.

2. The film ends with Kylo still very much undecided about his future and left in a psychological and spiritiual No Man’s Land, but Rey is safe and with the Resistance come the end of the film.

The film ends with Luke and Leia looking up as Kylo, in a stolen ship, enters the outer-atmosphere of Crait, punches in some coordinates and jumps off the screen into hyperspace as credits roll.

How big is the role of best boy? Pic related.

>force ghosts

I’m sorry, but I don’t understand; to whom are you referring?

I'm sure you're not doing it justice from your explanation, but that sounds kind of balls.

>Snoke uses this opportunity to escape.
What a fucking pussy. I bet he could have defeated Rey and Kylo right there and there with the guards.

>great foundation started by TFA
>expect everyone to get Oscar nods its so good


How much does Disney pay?? I'm currently looking for a job, being a nu wars shill doesn't sound too difficult.

This year has been so shitty in regards to American film that I wouldn't even be surprised by possible Oscar nominations.

JUST ANSWER WHO REY IS ALREADY YOU LARPING FUCK. ALSO IS ANAKIN AND OBI FORCE GHOSTS PLAYED BY THE PREQUEL ACTORS?

When he first meets Rey, she explains that Leia sent her and she wants to learn about the Force.

Luke is like “big whoop, no”.

Rey leaves Luke, who follows her down and sees Chewie, R2 and the Falcon from a cliff above. He later joins them as they sit around a campfire under the Falcon; Luke pats R2 and hugs Chewie.

Luke asks why she’s really there, and she explains that she wants to understand where she stands on all of this ongoing stuff, and to know about her past.

He agrees to instruct her in the ways of the Force, specifically. When Rey later asks about becoming a Jedi, Luke responds that he’s not training her to become a Jedi, and explains what he’s found out from his travels.

>ALSO IS ANAKIN AND OBI FORCE GHOSTS PLAYED BY THE PREQUEL ACTORS?
Do you even need to ask? Who else could it even be?

>and explains what he’s found out from his travels.
Which is?

You literally didn't say anything

What happens after Kylo reaching out? Is that for Rey?

>Luke responds that he’s not training her to become a Jedi, and explains what he’s found out from his travels.
Ah. So you're deliberately trying to be vauge. Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo to you too.

in behind the scenes thy were in behind the bars. so something went wrong there. someone leaked that finn cuts off phasma's arm for revenge.

How much of the force tree bullshit is in the flick?

Does Ewan play Obi or is it CGI Alec?

What she see in this new force back?

Rey is a Skywalker.

Ben knows this - but doesn’t tell or explain this to her - and is the one who left her on Jakku. He stole the Falcon from his father to hide Rey, and traded it in exchange for Plutt keeping her on the planet and hidden, as well as a ship to leave on (which we see in TFA).

Rey was nothing special when she was young, and a bit like Leia, telegraphed pretty much radio silence in terms of Force capabilities. She stayed with her mother whilst Luke and Ben were off searching the galaxy.

Snoke is responsible for an attack on a Temple which Luke, Ben, Han, Luke’s wife and Rey were at, used to further fragment the family and pull Ben closer to his grasp, which kills Luke’s wife and leaves Rey wounded. Luke is buried in the Temple as he goes in to try to save his wife and daughter, but to no avail.

Ben then hides Rey - he knows that he Temple attack was carried out by Snoke, and wants to hide Rey as he doesn’t want her getting hurt: she offered him family when Han, Leia and Luke couldn’t.

The family was further fragmented by this, with Luke dedicating himself to restarting the Jedi Order as almost an army to find Snoke and kill him. He didn’t detect Ben’s inevitable fall.

Yes, Hayden and Ewan portrayed the Force ghosts of Anakin and Obi-Wan.

What she see in this new force vision?

Depends on your point of view.

Okay dude you die to me, REYWALKER IS TOTALLY BULLSHIT

Tell me. What is Hux's role in the film. Does he get any decent screen time?

Does Leia die?

>Rey is a Skywalker.

>Ben knows this - but doesn’t tell or explain this to her - and is the one who left her on Jakku. He stole the Falcon from his father to hide Rey, and traded it in exchange for Plutt keeping her on the planet and hidden, as well as a ship to leave on (which we see in TFA).

>Rey was nothing special when she was young, and a bit like Leia, telegraphed pretty much radio silence in terms of Force capabilities. She stayed with her mother whilst Luke and Ben were off searching the galaxy.

>Snoke is responsible for an attack on a Temple which Luke, Ben, Han, Luke’s wife and Rey were at, used to further fragment the family and pull Ben closer to his grasp, which kills Luke’s wife and leaves Rey wounded. Luke is buried in the Temple as he goes in to try to save his wife and daughter, but to no avail.

>Ben then hides Rey - he knows that he Temple attack was carried out by Snoke, and wants to hide Rey as he doesn’t want her getting hurt: she offered him family when Han, Leia and Luke couldn’t.

>The family was further fragmented by this, with Luke dedicating himself to restarting the Jedi Order as almost an army to find Snoke and kill him. He didn’t detect Ben’s inevitable fall.

Into the trash is goes.

>Yes, Hayden and Ewan portrayed the Force ghosts of Anakin and Obi-Wan.

This is cool though.

Your time line makes no sense, Rey is left in Jakku like 14-15 years ago, and Kylo turns to the dark side when he 23.

No idea, senpai. Im just shitposting with his username.

Kek nice samefagging idiot

>This is a film worthy of any Star Wars fan, and I can’t wait to see it again myself, let alone audience reaction.


Very cool.

More stuff about the Prophecy of the Chosen One, and Luke’s take on it: that it’s his responsibility and his family’s to keep the Force in balance after the death of the Emperor.

That the existence of the Jedi incites conflict and the Dark Side, whether that be the Sith or not. He learned that the first Sith were once Jedi.

Luke invests all of his time in training Ben, as Rey shows no signs of being a Force user - at all - when she’s younger, and treats him as a prodigy. He thinks Ben will be the next in line to keep the balance of the Force as a result of this.

I usually like to read leaks and spoilers on this board but I just can't bring myself to give a flying fuck about star wars
have fun shilling though

Wrong. But it get me a (you) so Im not complaining.

Big if true

Ben hadn’t become Kylo by the time that he left Rey on Jakku.

The sad thing is that this fake is better than the actual movie is going to be

No, she does not.

After the initial credits roll, we get Leia’s Theme. Just my speculation, but this implies to me that she passes between VIII and IX.

Not sure how I feel about that, but I’d take that over a recast/CGI Leia any day, and it could play into the story of IX.

Yes, that's the beauty of Star Wars.

The answer to those questions you already know. But I'll explain them too you here:

150 years ago, Darth Vader (whose REAL canon name is Mark Burkinstien) perfected Time Travel, using nano by nano atomic layer he worked painfully and arduously in a cave deep within Kashyyyk, working alongside proto-Ewoks, which he himself had a hand in creating through genetic manipulation.
Furiously and for days he masturbated, only to realise he wasn't working on time travel technology at ALL. Infact what he had created was small, crack in time (if you will) in which he pentrates with his MIND, ideas and thoughts, incepting peoples dreams.
From here Marks ultimate goal was to influence political powers in the EIGHTH DIMENSION.
This film the 2nd to last in the Star Wars franchise will be the most EXPLOSIVE, SEXIEST, DARING film yet! Hold onto your cum socks lads because you WILL SHIT FROM YOUR ASS.

He pilots a shuttle at the start of the film to the Supremacy, with Kylo and Phasma onboard.

He leads the attack on D’Qar from The Finalizer at Snoke’s instructions.

...but is killed by Snoke as a result of his failure to stop the bulk of the Resistance escaping from their attack.

>being as good as - if not better than - the Original Trilogy, or whatever your own favorite Star Wars film may be
Nice fucking try mate.

I forgot to mention - somehow - about how this is revealed.

Snoke learns this when he probes her aboard The Supremacy, and reveals it to the audience and to Rey.

>whose REAL canon name is Mark Burkinstien
Lel

RIP Sweet Prince. Follow up. Do we get any more FO officers to follow? Or does the film kill off best general and leave it as that.

Luke has an 18 second masturbation scene in the movie. Many of the cast thought that this scene was pretty tasteless but Rian insisted on keeping it in the film for, "elevator reasons".

Fucking goddamn could you LARPers at least READ THE INTERVIEWS AND SHIT BEFORE YOU DO THIS I'll still play along tho
What is the deal with the books in the Force tree? And them filming Driver in front of a burning tree?

The way the film plays out, it’s implied that Phasma takes on the bulk of the work after Hux’s death.

Doesn’t seem like Snoke selected a successor to Hux - or hasn’t put them in position yet.

My own speculation is that we’re introduced to his replacement - or perhaps his superior? - at the start of IX.

- books are those collected by Luke in his travels. We only really delve into the one which looks like the Journal of the Whills (I assume that this is what it is, but it’s not confirmed in the movie - visual dictionary seems the best bet for confirmation).

- the Force tree isn’t burned down.

you talk like reddit and your shit's all retarded. fuck off niggerfaggot

So the light side of the force is female and the dark side is male, and therefore the only way to truly have everlasting peace is to purge the galaxy of all men, right?

Okay then. Gimme the significance of Kylo's cape (if any), and the details on Benecio del Toro's character. I also want a run-down on the casino planet mission, its goals, and Finn in general.

you lost me here. it's been said that kylo ren already fills the skywalker drama and rey's parent are not in TFA.

The shit are this force tree thing and the pong animal and how badly do they ruin the movie?

Not quite sure what you mean by “fills the Skywalker drama” - if you mean that it’s been said that he’s the only Skywalker of his generation in the film, I haven’t heard about it, and it’s wrong/a lie anyway.

Rey is a Skywalker
Fuck off

Kylo is a Solo?

Fuck you with that spoiler shit. It's a recent movie, you should know better.

>Act 2

and I thought Georgie was a retard with his Solos and Skywalkers

Literal fanfic of a 14 yo horny sexually confused edgelord.

jj abrams said "rey's parents are not in TFA", pablo hidalgo said "nothing in tfa indicates that rey is a skywalker".

Does Snoke have any direct ties (family or otherwise) to the Emperor or Vader?

C'mon OP, I want answers on these.

Tell us about the crack penguins. Why are they in pain 24/7?