This is a 35 year old man

This is a 35 year old man

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what's up with the harmonica?

That is a cracked egg playing harmonica.

That suit acts like wrinkly fingertips

Keep in mind he was in that suit for a vast majority of the past seventeen years and was recovering from third degree burns. The suit was literally a life support system.

well,he married an slut and had two kids.
those kinds of things can ruin a man's body

who fell in a pit of lava and has been degraded by the dark side

45, you dip.

theres 23 years in between III and IV dumbfuck

Errytiem

Yuropoor interbreeding.

Not unheard of

I work in a welfare office and I had a completely JUSTed 40 year old woman in the other day. Looks like she is about 80 years old.

She was in a car wreck and got brain damage

It was really sad to see what she became.

This a 32 year old man

Who was horribly burned and encased in a suit for 20 years

>Sheev's empire only lasted 45 years

Sheev was a terrible ruler

Wanna start somethin', smartfuck?

thats 38 years longer than hitler

yeah bitch, hes at least 52 in the pic. Learn basic fucking math

L A V A P I T

nice trips, now thell me who the fuck this faggot is supposed to be

>I work in a welfare office
story time NOW

I'll fuckin deck ya in the kisser if you don't stop with that attitude

By the canon he died at 48, and although altered by the cybernetic implants, that's not the face of a 48 years old man. There was a guy who had made tattooed on his leg the face of David Prowse with the breathing tubes of the mask, and it's amazing.

Episode I - 8 years old
Episode II - 15 years old
Episode III - 17 years old
Episode IV - 33 years old (Luke is 16)
Episode V - 34 years old
Episode VI - 35 years old

George Lucas here, this is the only correct info

>15 years old
He was clearly at least 19.

Hi George can I show you my fan script for a star wars movie? I also have some fanart on devianart for a few of the characters

And Luke was not 16 at the start of ANH, he was going to join the imperial pilot academy, so he'd have to have been at least late in his seventeenth year, more likely 18.

>19
>still padawan

he was 15-16

WHEN'S YOUR NEXT SALAD REVIEW YOU HACK FRAUD?

>the one post that speaks the truth gets ignored over meme answers
Sup Forums was a mistake

wrong.
Episode 1- 10 years old
Episode 2- 20 years old
Episode 3- 23 years old
Episode 4- 42 years old (luke is 19-20) episode 3 takes place 19 years before
episode 5 45 years old
episode 6 46

hes 46- still not 35 dumbfuck. Who in their right mind thinks luke is fucking 16 in IV?

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He was complaining the entire movie that he was suppose to be a master because he had come of age but Yoda wouldn't let him

>>still padawan
Uh, yeah? How long do people stay in third level education, or seminary? It's not fucking high school.

Nope. From wookiepedia itself:

Born
41 BBY[2]
Died
4 ABY,[3] Death Star II, Endor system[4]

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anakin_Skywalker

>18
>playing with toys

>Died
>4
Damn, he died when he was 4 years old

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE.FAGGOT

Lurk more newfag

What a manchild

you obviously no nothing about screenwriting. This scene right here shows that luke wants to leave the farm, that hes a pilot, that c-3po and R2 were once the property of Obi wan. That a princess needs saving and that R2 knows obi is close by and wants to escape. If you can cram half of that into one scene then you are a god.

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Padawan is the second level
>1. Youngling
>2. Padawan
>3. Knight
>4. Master

He only became the Jedi Knight during the Clone Wars

>He doesn't have a model of his own car
What? are you a fag?!?

This is a 45 year old man

I'm 32 and I play with toys and play dungeons and dragons

Only children care about what other adults do in their freetime. Luke was at least 22.

yeah who would do such a thing

Luke literally owns the actual vehicle it's a toy of. Look, you can see part of it through the window. It's what he used to shoot womprats with.

If only...

Sulfur probably BTFO his hair

And Obi Wan was a padawan until his mid 20s so he was slightly dumber than the rest or something

its also the only way we know what a T-16 looks like since its mentioned later on in the movie. Why Luke didnt fly it to search for R2 must be attributed to budget constraints.

...

Luke a cute
CUTE!!

I think it was mostly because Qui-gon had a giant stick up his ass and the council didnt like Obi-Wan because of it

Obi Wan:
Episode I - 15 years old
Episode II - 22 years old
Episode III - 24 years old
Episode IV - 40 years old (Luke is 16)

>Episode I - 15 years old
He was clearly over 19.

and some people say Return of the Jedi is the best one

THE TIMES
THEY ARE A CHAAAANGING

Meth.

I wish that I could just... wish away the prequels...

Anakin was born in 41BBY, which makes him 45 at the time of his death, not 35.

...

people should try and not take the bait for once.

How old is Rey?

The image fails to be satirical, because it's actually true. Do what you enjoy. As long as you're not hurting anyone, fuck what they think.

Hilarious

11, since it's 11 years after episode 6

Luke:
Episode IV - 16 years old
Episode V - 17 years old
Episode VI - 18 years old
Episode VII - 38 years old (Kylo is 20)

>this is what bronies actually believe

3 (in Jakku years)

>The image fails to be satirical,
Spotted the manchildren

midachlorians is a helluva drug

Newfriend trying to fit in....

>The Force. Not even once.

Masturbation probably.

Luke, I am your father.

Looks like reddit is here

Reddit has always been here

>Episode one is set 32BBY
>Anakin is 9

>ROTJ is set 4ABY
>9+4+32=45

I always thought Luke was in his early 20s, Obi Wan was in his 60s and Vader was in his late 40s.

How old was Sheev in ROTJ?

moot already confirmed this years ago

Didn't Lucas replace Prowse with Shaw at the last minute out of autistic spite?

>LE DANK POSTER. REDIT FUK YUU!!!

kys

1-anakin is 8,obi-wan is 18
2-anakin is 18,obi-wan is 28
3-anakin is 21,obi-wan is 31
4-vader is 39,obi is 49,luke is 18
5-vader is 41,luke is 20
6-vader is 43,luke is 22

Dark side: not even once