You're on a blind date with someone you met on a dating site. It turns out she's in a wheelchair...

You're on a blind date with someone you met on a dating site. It turns out she's in a wheelchair, and the only accessible cinema in town only shows the films named on the marquee.

Which one do you decide to watch?

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>It turns out she's in a wheelchair
I'd do the following
>stay in the car and just drive away and never reply back

Take her to the local kinoplex, pick her up out of her wheelchair and carry her up the stairs, and say "Babe, we're seeing Geostorm tonight."

I wouldnt mind the wheelchair but the dyed hair and nose ring kill it for me. I'd turn 360 degrees towards the nearest showing of BR2049.

>It turns out she's in a wheelchair

if i'm using a dating site you can bet your ass i'll be miserable and bitter enough to get REALLY mad that this never came up before meeting face-to-face

If they're a great person it doesn't matter.

Why wouldn't she fucking tell me she is in a wheelchair?
i mean it's worth a first date. Maybe she is a nice gal, friends material
Atleast she isn't fat

Any hoe that can't give me footjob is not worth my time

What if she jerks you off with her hand and lets you cum on her feet?

>pick her up out of her wheelchair and carry her up the stairs

this, it shouldn't really limit you in any way.

but out of those in the poster, texas chainsaw massacre.

what shit town doesn't have wheelchair accessible most everything?
you can't lift a small girl up some stairs?

Every business is required by law to have handicap accessible options, either way I could just carry her inside anywhere.

is wheelchair access not legally mandatory for establishments?

Because if those other theaters don't have ramps I'd marry that girl on the spot because baby, we have people to sue.

teamusa.org/para-track-and-field/athletes/Amanda-McGrory

She weighs less than my overhead press working sets.

>manhands
yea no thanks

Better handjobs retard

apu trilogy are classics but not exactly date material. maybe texas chainsaw instead.

Gay cunt

She pushes a wheelchair around all day, she has the grip strength of an Olympic athlete.

She literally is an Olympic athlete.
>tfw no paralympian wheelchair gf to crush my balls in her hand

So my wheelchair date got plowed hard by crazy shredded, hard dicked, virile Olympians at the Olympic village?

Feels like she should have told me about this before hand. I don't date women who aren't virgins.

Imagine the rough, calloused hands she must have. And the endurance.

why, you don't like your own kind?

The Paralympics are usually held a couple of weeks after the Olympics. If she's fucked anyone there, it's probably another cripple.

the paralympics are filled with other cripples ya dunce

Im not going to dignify that with a real responce

>rat face

If you're really a foot fag you'd realize that a paralyzed woman never walks, thus their feet are going to be far softer than any normal woman's feet.

>Hey user i heard Malala land is pretty great!

If she says Malala I'll just walk away

>tfw the gf gave me her first footjob and now she's into it even more than I am

So now that sexy Olympic stud is a fuckin drooling retard? That just seems wrong, borderline abusive of her. What a cunt.

>crips can't be hard dicked and virile

You just KNOW

>Gently push her up the hill as we make our way to the theater.
>"Yay! Looks like we finally made it to the theater!"
>I look her in the eyes.
>"We?"
>push wheelchair and watch her speed down the hill
>Watch movie alone

This is going to sound horrible but I bet wheel chair girls LOVE blowjobs it just makes sense

>skipping leg day

>Babe, we're seeing Geostorm tonight

How do you know this?

I've been to that theater.

>reading comprehension

Ask her what she would like to see.
If she says Apu Trilogy, propose instantly.

Where is it?

Is it wheelchair accessible?

Looks like a cute little flick theatre

If she's a blind date then why is she in a wheelchair? Plenty of blind people walk around fine with a cane, she's just lazy.

Illinois. Champaign Urbana area.

she looks like she weighs 85 pounds with those undeveloped legs. I'd just carry her to a better kinoplex

According to , she's 90.