>Don't worry Baudelaires, I'm sure this "Sup Forums" will make a perfectly suitable and survivable guardian.
Don't worry Baudelaires, I'm sure this "Sup Forums" will make a perfectly suitable and survivable guardian
Jace Foster
Brody Perez
We'd be a cool guardian, like that professor they go to, but we wouldn't be able to protect them from Olaf.
Jace Turner
Lemony Snickett is a hack that dragged out an unfunny gag for what, twenty books?
Blake Anderson
Oh boy, Sonichu! My dear, Chrystal has arrived!
Aaron Jenkins
um... can we marry her like olaf tried to, but.. like, consensually?
can we raise the baby to all of her asskicking potential?
and then can we nerd out with the brother whom I recall being smart and cool?
Levi Evans
Marry the brother to the sister and then kill all three of them.
Zachary Collins
>and then can we nerd out with the brother whom I recall being smart and cool?
You're thinking of Quigley.
Klaus was annoying
Jack Perry
Sup Forums would probably kill Olaf on sight, but then again they'd probably try to do... things... to the older girl. Welp.
Matthew Price
Well you're a hack that dragged out an unfunny comment for 65 characters, so let's call it square
Kevin Edwards
why would any girl marry us consensually
Blake Turner
Sup Forums IT'S COUNT OLAF
Charles Richardson
Don't be ridiculous children. That's literally me
Adrian Diaz
So why is this thread on Sup Forums?
Bentley Johnson
I don't see it, but if you kids say I'll better see to it before he kills me.
Hand me my hatchet, Violet dear. And avert your eyes kids, I'm going Crossed on his ass.
Owen Campbell
Clever
Thomas Wright
The new Netflix show, I guess. That and Sup Forums crossboarders.
Isaac Green
>Because a TV show based on a book
Go the fuck somewhere else
William Harris
The baby is CG sometimes, so therefore animation, so therefore Sup Forums-related
Samuel Lewis
>You must forgive me if I seem distant Baudelaires. There seems to be some homosexual man masquerading as me. As if anyone could possibly match my....
>ACTING TALENT!!!
Landon Bell
If they're so smart how come they haven't killed Olaf huh?
Daniel Wright
>Why don't the Baudelaires just rape Count Olaf?
Lucas Nguyen
I still prefer Jim!Olaf over Harris!Olaf.
Tyler Collins
I only liked the Vile Village
Jackson Walker
Harris captured the feel while Jim captured the look.
Now if only we could fuse them.