Can Constantine con Batman?

Can Constantine con Batman?
Is there anyone he can't deceive?

Probably.

Well, he actually did in that comic, so...

not someone who's too smart

Sure, They are both cunts, but i'm sure neither of them want to really do that, given their personalities it would lead to a comedic series of scams with both of them using their habilities to come on top and wasting all their time outthinking the other.

Yes
All he has to do is to promise Bruce he can bring Martha and Thomas back

What if they have sex with each other?

Personally I think he shouldn't be able to con Batman or Superman, but whatever.

Constantine has conned the Devil himself. He conned the King of Vampire into dying. What do you think?

>Somehow convince Bruce that you can bring his parents back to life permanently if he does shit for you.
>Prove it by reviving them for a few minutes.
>It's like a first dose of a viciously addictive drug.
>Suddenly you have the most OP, plot-armored hero at your beck and call.

Could this be Injustice 3 in the making?

Can Constantine seduce Batman?

You mean like how Constantine conned Batman in the very comic you posted?

I can think of one person he couldn't con

>Constantine has conned the Devil himself.
Lucifer or some other guy?

of course not Lu, it was the half-wit First of the Fallen and some demons

>trolling the arch-troll
only the Basanos managed that to an extent, and they had control of causality at their side

also this, he would be scared shitless probably

the presence

Technically the guy Lucifer replaced.

Batman was conned by a stupid bitch named Jezebel, he's not difficult to fool.

Given that he´s more magic savy than Batman, he probably would if it wasnt for the plot armor.

what's with GLs and be tricked into doing gay shit

Bueno

Heh..Heh

BUENO

Ennis really doesn't like Green Lantern.

Not sure if Constantine could con the superior detective (picture related).

Also, trying to con Lucifer would be a very bad idea.

He also thinks men getting gay-raped is funny for some reason.

What's going on here?