Let's watch the CW's newest comic book musical murder mystery teen drama together.
>SERIES PREMIERE — As a new school year begins, the town of Riverdale is reeling from the tragic death of high school golden boy Jason Blossom. Archie Andrews (KJ Apa) is still the all-American teen, but the summer’s events made him realize that he wants to pursue a career in music — not follow in his dad Fred’s (Luke Perry) footsteps — despite his forbidden relationship with Riverdale’s young music teacher, Ms. Grundy (guest star Sarah Habel). With the weight of the world on his shoulders, Archie must look for a new music mentor and turns to Josie McCoy (Ashleigh Murray) but she is focused solely on her band, Josie and the Pussycats. Weighing heavily on his mind is also his fractured friendship with budding writer Jughead Jones (Cole Sprouse). Meanwhile, girl-next-door Betty Cooper (Lili Reinhart) is anxious to see her crush Archie after being away all summer, but she’s not quite ready to reveal her true feelings to him. And Betty’s nerves, which are hardly soothed by her overbearing mother Alice (Mädchen Amick), aren’t the only thing holding her back. When a new student, Veronica Lodge (Camila Mendes), arrives in town from New York with her mother Hermione (Marisol Nichols), there’s an undeniable spark between her and Archie, but Veronica doesn’t want to risk her new friendship with Betty. And then there’s Cheryl Blossom (Madelaine Petsch), Riverdale’s Queen Bee, who is happy to stir up trouble amongst the others even though she’s keeping a few secrets of her own.
ITT: Everything that's wrong with this board and pop culture in general
Gabriel James
I pray this is as insane as it seems.
Isaiah Turner
Don't watch this garbage let it get cancelled so they can put Constantine in it's place
Daniel Cruz
Is this satire or literal? Could be good either way if they go crazy with it
David Perez
Quit being a fucking cuck.
Daniel Stewart
Little bit of both.
When Betty is off her meds, she goes into a dissociative state in which she believes she's her wayward older sister Polly and has slightly murderous tendencies.
Asher Gray
>Constantine
It's not coming back.
Let it go.
Cameron Cooper
>DUDE EDGY ARCHIE LMAO
DCunts will defend this
Elijah Perez
I'm almost tempted to watch this trainwreck.
Ah, fuck it, I've got nothing better to do tonight.
Tyler Nguyen
Archie isn't DC.
Nolan Martinez
Psssh...Archie has some of the best comics going, buddy. No shit. Its great stuff.
Jayden Morales
Let me just go to my favorite streaming site and
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Carter Thompson
I'm using Site 3.
Hunter Anderson
IT BEGINS
Connor Rivera
Archie's really phoning it in.
Joshua Cook
Why does Cheryl look like a downie?
Jason Ortiz
>Our town is perfect >Look too hard and you see the shady underbelly
DIS GON BE GOOD
Luke Bailey
A long time ago. We used to be friends. But I haven't thought of you lately at all.
Camden Smith
Soulless ginger freaks!
Zachary Nelson
>DIS GON BE GOOD and by good, you mean so bad it's kinda fun
Lucas Murphy
things are getting weird in riverdale...
Hudson Reed
I am okay with this being a vmars knockoff
Bentley Morales
>May Jason Blossom burn in Hell
Christ, what a bitch.
Ian Bell
Not!Eva Longoria as Veronica's mom.
Nathan Morales
The acting is so shit
Gabriel Smith
For the most part, yes. This feels like they heard about Twin Peaks' revival series coming later this year and thought they could do it better.
Tyler Hall
Nobody likes gingers. Dead-eyed creepy faggots.
Robert Martinez
LIGHTNING GAVE ARCHIE ABS
Juan Bailey
What if Archie was Veronica Mars / Twin Peaks?! LMAO!
Zachary Brooks
This is so CW it hurts
Daniel Reyes
>do it better
Nah, it's not that pretentious.
Ian Brooks
>Betty is a slut
Sup Forums does not approve.
Ryder Phillips
I hope Kevin gets hate crimed.
Henry Powell
The Lodges were supposed to be old money WASPs. Why are they now Hispanic? It makes more sense for Betty to be Hispanic.
Juan Jenkins
She's not a slut. She's a fag hag. That's Kevin, her gay bff.
Dominic Kelly
This is like a Funny or Die parody.
Why is Veronica wearing a wizard cloak?
Brayden Phillips
My stream is lagging a bit; I caught that afterwards. A bit neat that they put Kevin in the series, but I should have seen it coming.
Truth be told: I know nothing about this series.
Because this town is only lit by neon lights.
Jonathan Gray
7 minutes in and being betty is suffering
Ian Kelly
If they get Sabrina in on this and go full paranormal Twin Peaks with this show, I might enjoy this.