Past the age of 15, a man without a gf can be a bad thing

>Past the age of 15, a man without a gf can be a bad thing

Is he right about this?

No, and these threads become less capable of producing anxiety in anyone and more just plain retarded every time you lower the age.

>After the age of 13 a man without at least 8 acres of land, 10 goats, and a wife can be a shameful thing.

its mostly the daily reposting thing.

the same stimulus only has the same response every time for autistic people

>past the age of 20, a man without a wife can be considered a queer

>by the age of 28, a man who has never had sex or a gf and is an unemployed alcoholic may not be the best thing

>>Past the age of 12, a boy without a mommy gf can be a bad thing

The scene where he's eating spaghetti fucking infuriates me

>so they know your cawk must work

>oh believe me Sarge, this hardworkin cawk of mine, it's fackin workin alright, overtime, hahd. Hahd overtime shift for this penis. In fact, I just got done fuckin my gf right before we hit the range here

>yfw your old friends are getting married and having kids and you're shitposting on a Bangladeshi videogame board

What's worse is we're probably happier

>Past the age of 15, a man with less than 500 completed on his MAL can be a bad thing

...

>watching hollywood film
>main character didn't lose his virginity at 10 after being raped by a family friend
The fuck? I guess that's why they call it la la land

fuck you rookie

Past the age of 1 a man with a MAL account is a bad thing.

eh heh. ehh hehe. ey, Saaaahge, m-my dick. My dick, Saaghe. Its fackin raw from all the fackin tight pussy I'm always slammin eh he he. fackin Boiston

I know this post has no redeeming qualities

Seriously this.

I don't have old friends.

>Married guy is more stable
>prone to depression
>prone to suicide
>prone to bankruptcy
>prone to jail time
Yikes

>30 mintes Past 10:00AM an user without coffee can be a very angry thing

grrr

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE ROOKIE

>10am
Jesus nigga I would've already killed somebody by then.

This is nice to tell myself and in certain cases I think it might be true, but for the most part I don't actually believe it

>making this thread again
Why are you here?

for you

COMPLETELY right, if you missed out on teen love might as well kys yourself right now

>friend married his high school sweetheart
>had to take up two jobs
>not allowed to go to bars anymore
>can't even play vidya anymore
>lost all muscle mass
>his wife visibly stacking weight
I mean, so long as he's happy I guess?

You should delete this thread immediately Rookie

Why didn't I spend more time posting pictures of interracial sex on a shitty imageboard?

Do you REALLY want marriage or are you just envious of them? Sort yourself out.

fight me rookie

>this is probably the highest peak of joy you will have in your lifetime

who the fuck is rookie

some faggot

Is this show any good? I've just watched the bit when they kill the serial killer on youtube.

season 2's much better than season 1, but s1 is alright