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maybe he can act

cause he for sure does not look the part

Gosh, how it hurts me to see you Gaston

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I thought that was Johnny Knoxville from the thumbnail

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Wouldn't he have like twelve seconds of screentime?

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Man, ever since the Hobbit, it keeps feeling like Ian is suffering from dementia.

His face has never been more punchable.

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The furniture is creepy as fuck.

A design flaw. Someone as brainless as Gaston shouldn't be that well dressed, with hair that well-cared for.

Luke Evans looks like Emma Watson's father.

he looks okay.
huh, she looks okay too. sort of.
is it possible this will actually be good?
what the fuck?
whaaaaaat
uh.. hmm.. couldnt find a real midget?
what am I even looking at here?
oh! that's... I was not expecting that to look any good at all. The lack of ears bugs me slightly, but ... that'll do! that'll solidly do
is it possible a whole new generation of little girls will appreciate guys that look like that now?

yeah isnt he supposed to be more of an uncouth woodsman? like he takes care of his hair in a 'fonz always carries a comb' kinda way, but he's no french fop

Why is this on Sup Forums?

live action adaptation of an animated movie

Because it's an adaption of the Disney movie. Not an adaption of "Beauty and the Beast" by the brothers grimm, specifically of the Disney version. It' directly related to an animated feature.

How the fuck is this complicated.

Looks more like a smug "I have money" douche than a smug "I've got muscles and a big dick" douche
Reminds me of will from PotC

isn't the prince a little boy?
>tucci
okay kind of hype for that

Because is going to be 83% animation.

He doesn't look that foppish to me. The coat looks kind of old and worn, like it's his only good coat.

From the thumbnail I mistook his hand for a hook.

Oh god I've got it. He looks like Captain Hook.

Only spot on casting here

Peter Dinklage would have stolen the show.

Though having Lefou be the brains behind the arrogant Gaston could have been worth something.

WE

>could have done la la land

Bruce Campbell would of been a better pick, IMO.

no one gets dubs like gaston

Shouldn't Mrs. Potts be... a lot older?

So... Forte?

One of my favorite villains, and he's a literally who because he's from the Christmas movie. Feels awful man.

Enchanted Christmas was one of the best spinoffs though.

Had the VHS so I'd watch it all the time.
Everyone cares about the feather duster waifu so I guess on the bright side I have Christmas angel waifu all to myself

>Beasts makeup looks like it's straight from the first Narnia movie
>Belle just looks like Emma Watson, aka, so unemotive they probably have to hold up a mirror to her face every ten minutes to make sure she's still breathing
>That Gaston... I have no words
How do you fuck up casting and character design this bad?

What the fuck Disney? How could yo fuck up something that easy?

You turned motherfucking Gaston into a scrawny, ugly, whiny, uncharasmatic fuck.

No it was not.

Didn't know Richard Dawkins was trans.

Why wasnt it Bruce Campbell

>Implying Enchanted Christmas isn't better than:

>Return of Jafar
>Belle's Magical World
>Pocahontas 2
>Little Mermaid 2
>Hunchback 2
>Milo's Return (yes I know it was originally 3 TV episodes)
>Tarzan 2
>Brother Bear 2
>Bambi 2
>Fox and the Hound 2

Emma Thompson is 57. Angela Lansbury was 66 when she voiced Mrs. Potts.

She looks incredibly young for her age then. I'd have thought they would've at least died her hair white.

Joke never gets old.

The man is almost reaching 60 anons.
If only if he were 20 years younger then he'd be the perfect pick.

are you a REAL villain?

I hate that I'm so fucking angry that all of these casting and costume choice are such utter shit. I shouldn't be this Goddamn autistic.

Maybe Disney will surprise me and this'll be great, but I'm skeptical.

>not roughly the size of a barge
DROPPED

Wouldn't feel right without Tim Curry.

That's almost a decade of age difference, though.

Realistically Mrs Potts shouldn't be older than early 50s since Chip is like 8.

Actually washed up local hero while being able to still impress the locals cannot really rise to the scene anymore.

Bell doesn't find him impressive at all.

He learns about the Beast and his weaknesses through folklore and makes a play on taking him down at the end to revive past glory.

How can anyone watch Beauty and the Beast and think "Yeah, Ian McKellen would be the perfect cogsworth"

I don't know why would watch Beauty and the Beast and think big posters of all the human forms of Beast and his crew are necessary. Even better, with the way they'll actually look squirreled away and cropped into the corner.

Ok that's fucking perfect

Ok, considering a lot of the furniture are played by big name actors and actresses, how likely is it that a big chunk of the movie is gonna be flashbacks?

Not the most flattering picture of her

>Gugu

Im sorry?

They're only going to be furniture for some scenes. They'll be people during night time.
Or some other excuse like that.

Hunchback 2 is quite possibly the worst Disney sequel in terms of sheer decline in quality compared to the original.

Nah

ah yes, la furnateure werevulf curse, so common a blight in old france

Cinderella 3 is the most "what the fuck how is this good" sequel.

IT'S OVER COGSWORTH

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

ONLY DARKNESS DEALS IN ABSOLUTES

This looks like shit.

I hate to ask.... but can obi-wan sing?
or do any sort of french accent?

Never watched Moulin Rouge? youtube.com/watch?v=jkxj-FBEH1w

I think it would be amusing at least.
More so if we see Gandalf and Obi Wan attempting to sing and dance.

I'm really not a fan of the whole face on the side design.

its poorly synced or something. very jarring watching it

They all look like they're dressed for a christmas panto

Isn't that the wtf time travel one?

What's with all the British actors? The original had mostly American voice actors. I hate this trend of always hiring Brits for fantasy roles.

Is this going to be another on of those weird live action Disney movies that are bipolar? Like they won't be able to decide if it should be edgy and horrifying or whimsy and cartoony?

He just wants to forget it all.

It's tine for the Disney meme to end

That's bubbahotep.

Brits are the mexicans of the acting world.

Just roll up to your local theater in a beat up pick up and tell the group of brits squatting on the side that you need afew actors for a day job and watch them jump in.

Be sure to use your hands when saying any numbers, they don't know english very well.

Whats with all these british actors in this american rendition of a french fairytale?

It takes place in France, dum-dum. Obviously they need to have British accents to sound authentic.

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He was the best thing in High-Rise

thought it was John Malkovic from the thumbnail and got my hopes up. John would've done a good job

Swap tea and biscuits for tacos and tequila and they're basically one to one.

Well, technically...nah

Maybe it's just me, but voice wise I can see this working better if they switched roles.

Realistically how do you think this will do financially?

>Has the Disney name on it
probably pretty well, but most will still prefer the original

Not Ian, Stephen Fry would've fit better.

>Has the Disney name on it
Alice 2, BFG and Pete's Dragon remake would like a word

I always imagined Cogsworth as a fat little man. They should've gotten the baker guy from Fantastic Beasts to play him.

>Alice 2

Disney put that out to die since they're planning a live-action remake with non-Burton young Alice.

Reminder The great gaston convinced a whole town that hate Belle to rescue her from a monster. Yet we pretend that he's the bad guy.

I just realized Luke Evans is a handsome version of Robbie Rotten

>a whole town that hate Belle
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