How long will the Porg epidemic last?

How long will the Porg epidemic last?

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There is literally nothing wrong with Porgs. Grow up.

THERE is no epidemic. Most people have no clue what those are and I have never seen any merchandise of them anywhere

Explain what is right with Porgs.

>bawwwwwwwwwwwwww i don't like things that remind me i'm watching a childrens movie!

Grow up.

No one cares about it. This is a lazy attempt by marketing to artificially set off an internet craze.

Growing up is the most childish thing a person can do

Porgs are here to stay. The Porg Queen demands it.

its true, I've only seen them being shilled by places owned by disney and here.

Is this some Americunt thing because this is literally the first I've ever heard of it

My queen

fucking trannies, man. disgusting.

Porgs are dope.

yes it's called star wars and it's filled with annoying british shits.

If Porgs weren't in a Star Wars movie would they be popular? Nothing about their "popularity" feels genuine and it's very clearly forced.

I just don't like them, maybe it's the design or I'm just too old for it.

>star wars fag tells someone else to grow up
kek

*holds up porg*

I feel like I must have missed whatever Star Wars movie they were in, even though I've seen all of them except Episode 8

I've never seen anyone anywhere talk about these things outside of Sup Forums, not online and not in rea life

I wouldn't even know what they were called if we didn't have these fucking threads twenty times a day, I wouldn't have even known they existed because as far as I remember they weren't in TFA at all

PURIFY OUR RACIAL GENETICS

They were in a new hope right here. Aren't they cute little rascals?

b-but those are jawas

I don't understand, who is this, how much do they get paid by Disney?

They're pretty right wing.

Negative 2 months.
Normies don't give a fuck about it. It's all shills.

She doesn't get paid, it's just that the chemicals in the dye have seeped into her brain and now she actually thinks it's a good decision

Her boyfriend is part of the Lucasfilm Story Group.

Go back to redit

she works for disney

Give it two years.
TFA's BB-8 had a two year run til now with TLJ and Porgs.
Porgs will be the It thing for two years until Episode IX comes out with a new character.

If Porgs actually fail then what will Disney do?

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Star Wars Story:Boyega
And then wonder why it flopped in china

blue haired lady isn't a tranny

what place is this?
did not expect a nu-female to choose this scenery

Oh god, what the fuck is that in the background? Why does something like that even exist?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvation_Mountain

how the fuck can she have a muffin top and no hips all at once?

This is some next level viral marketing going on on Sup Forums. I'd never seen the fucking things until we started getting three threads of porgposting every day.

I still would bang that blue haired monster.
Gladly

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as long as their homeland, the third reich

/fa/ as fuck

That’s because Last Jedi isn’t out yet. Only the most autistic of fans are buying porg merch right now. But you can bet your ass porgs will be the next Minions.

this one is better desu

pants are to tight?

I was a Disneyland Paris on a business trip last week and the stores were full of these things already.

We need to see her without pants to properly judge.

god i want to tongue her cute little anus so bad!

Please don't be an American. And if you are, learn about America.

How many did you buy?

this but ironically

Porgs seemed like the concept for a movie Disney weren't too sure about where they wanted the Minions and Pokemon Go audience but they just decided to stick them in The Last Jedi to see how positively people reacted to them.

>We're getting a Porg standalone before Bobba Fett
How salty is that wound Star Wars fans?

Did you buy the Porg condoms and tampons?

Who wants a Boba Fett movie?

How do you tongue an anus ironically?

you trow quips like in a marvel movie

Can you even call yourself a nerd if you don't own at least one piece of Porg merch?

Only the kiddie sized butt plugs.

how do you know that its a kiddie sized one?

>yfw the penguin's on crack leak was true the whole time

FUCK

Disney will pay people to write articles on the toxic star wars community.

I'm guessing they'll hit bargain bins sometime around February-March 2018

>Penguin's on crack leak
I must've missed something

Wait a minute i've been there in GTA 5.

Long

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1 of 2

ever since wendys became a meme people have been using Sup Forums for marketing on a merciless scale

2 of 2 read and despair

If this is real I will personally kill everyone responsible for this bullshit and then kill myself.

>prequel remakes
i think that might be what actually kills hollywood for good

if i waifu the blue haired girl will her cuck manlet bf get mad at me and make star wars even more shittier?

pls more pics of porg and less of blue haired beasts

Me I'd take it over a Han Solo movie

It's out in a desolate part of California desert. The heat drives some artists crazy which lead to one artist doing this a long time ago and him maintaining it til he died.

>tfw watched so much porn that you cannot hear Porg without picturing trashy white women with fat butts taking the BBC in the ass.

feels bad man

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You aren't the target audience anyway.China is.

this is kinda what I wanted...

The target is Asians but mostly vapid Japanese materialistic women.

Yes. Ironically.

whose this semen demon? also, whose the girl?

Here's the million dollar question.

Do you think she does anal?

fucked a girl like the one on the left thought it was her for a second

No you didn't you basement dwelling perma virgin.

she only does Porgal

god those thighs

blue haired girl confirmed for /ourgirl/?

Until the marketing team pushing this stupid "internet craze" thinks they've sold enough merchandise.

>go see Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
>porg appears on screen for the first time
>all americans start clapping

What he means is that he bought food from a fast food restaurant where a girl, that looks like the girl on the left, handed him his tray.

t. Porg

Growup, manchildern.

>The Last Jedi ends up as a shitshow worse than the prequels
>Everyone is confused by it
>The backlash is enormous, with everyone saying Disney ruined Star Wars

>Sup Forums loves it

A Porg is going to sneak under a First Order trooper's helmet and end up causing a good portion of the fleet to be destroyed when it goes crazy with the FO trying to catch it inside the ship while it destroys computers thus giving The Resistance a big advantage during a large assault and shit, won't it? How hard will Americans clap at this.

Not long. You see we see how cancerous fanbases can get with rick and morty this year. Normies don't like when those creepy stupid fake people also get into things they like. That porg girl is the biggest example of why this won't be successful. Look at her, her eyes, her smile. That girl is unhappy and ugly as fuck, dude. And everyone can see it.

FUCK disney for shitting all over star wars and making it all about toys. I apologize lucas..

t. George Lucas

>FUCK disney for shitting all over star wars and making it all about toys

>A Porg is going to sneak under a First Order trooper's helmet and end up causing a good portion of the fleet to be destroyed when it goes crazy with the FO trying to catch it inside the ship while it destroys computers thus giving The Resistance a big advantage during a large assault
>the porg looks at the camera and winks
>americans start screaming and clapping so hard they break their wrists and their fingers fall to the floor