>*BRRrzzzZZZrrt*
>JARVIS, Set targetting parameters for Tel Aviv!
>I'm going in!
*BRRrzzzZZZrrt*
Jacob Richardson
Samuel Mitchell
Sam Hyde made me a Zionist.
John Ortiz
I want him to choke and fuck me.
Liam Lee
...
Jonathan Jackson
>already shilling this unfunny faggot
>doing it for free
PATHETIC
Nathan Rogers
What video is this from?
Jack Barnes
>Go to the Wikipedia article on Sam out of curiosity to see what it says.
>Find "that" picture is being used as his entry image
en.wikipedia.org
Okay which one of you monkeys did it?
Eli Price
Who the f is this guy
Brandon Johnson
Probably you, or Sam... or you are Sam.
Christopher Jones
>most recent picture of Sam
kek, that isn't bad
Jace Sanchez
>Sam takes photo
>Sam makes a bunch of shops with photo
>posts it all over Sup Forums
>establishes base as JUST meme figure
what is his endgame?
Colton Flores
Him and eggman are teaming up for kstv 2....eggy might be an official member of MDE now..........
Brayden Garcia
Replace "me" with "off" and I'm with you all the way bro
Chase Myers
Greater Israel
Jeremiah Powell
uhhh... guys?
Nathan Evans
>DUDE ISRAEL LMAO
God, Hyde is boring. At least Jeff Dunham had more than one joke.
Christopher Brown
I'm female.
Nolan Parker
oh my days
Angel Flores
Ok *rapes you*
Brandon Carter
Chopping off your dick and dressing in womans clothes doesnt make you female, faggot
Elijah Thomas
it's judaism then...
Julian Ward
am i banned
Brayden Reed
But Eggy isn't even funny, he's just pathetic. He'll be absolutely cringe-tier next to Nick and Charls
Xavier Lopez
>Sam currently does not have health insurance.
Kek
Jordan Gray
Egg is a small guy
Gabriel Gray
I was born with a vagina and tits.
Dylan Martin
>being this delusional
You're a man, and a fag, deal with it
Benjamin Perez
I'd post a picture but it's not worth it, even for Sam Hydey.
Justin James
This is his best by far
youtube.com
Liam Phillips
what if I want to keep my hanging bits and I just want strong men and women to demasculinize me and fuck my ass?
Logan Wilson
No one wants to see your mutilated penis, fuck off.
Camden James
Top 10 anime crossovers
Juan Smith
>and women
>fuck my ass
how?
Lincoln Miller
Good meme
Grayson Clark
Ever heard of a strapon?
Justin Perez
that whore charlotte said he was packing heat
Hunter Jones
Why doesn't he lose 30 pounds?
Andrew Jenkins
Fucking hilarious every time.
Hunter Allen
Can confirm.
Leo Gonzalez
Do it
I wanna see your tits and vagina
Austin Hughes
Bill Nye would disagree with you.
Juan Hall
Go away, Sam.
Ayden Gray
Sound is fucked up, can't understand a single word.
Alexander Smith
essential eggkino
Nathan Phillips
i guess gammon's not online to spam that tranny and marky meme
Caleb Price
Absolutely brutal fucking mog
Daniel Gomez
...
Tyler Brown
I'm some random guy actually, you wouldn't ever identify me, but the thing is, for some fucking reason, that poster gave the impression they're a female and that they'd be willing to post their feminine parts, yet they haven't. So I implore them to do so.
user, if you don't post your tits and vagina, it'll make me really sad, so fuck you if that's how you'll go on about it.
Michael Morris
I'm assuming Sam is reading/posting in this thread and if I post any pictures, he'll recognize me.
Anthony Cruz
>be a retard and pay $5 for hydewars
>sammyboy cucks me by releasing two shit videos and posting them on youtube the next day
Leo Lewis
he is really skilfull with editing software as we see with all that stuf between shots in adult swim
Anthony Wright
>lol I know what's funny!
>lol I'll just do a close up of my ugly face!
lol
Wyatt Price
>implying he didn't take this with the intention of flaming Sup Forums
Daniel Perry
Hyde is boring? It's sad that your comedic senses are so dull that you cannot grasp his genius. All the best comedians have some inner struggle they use to channel their material. In Sam's case, it's his repressed homosexuality.
Tell me, would a straight comedian come up with a hilarious bit like this?
youtube.com
And have so much inner turmoil that he uses transsexuals as an outlet to deal with his gay demons?
If only you could comprehend how much he suffers for his art, just to make people laugh. It's the least you could do you ungrateful cunt.
Aiden Moore
Stop posting this meme in every Sam Hyde thread
Nathan Lopez
I WANT HIM TO SHAVE THAT FUCKING RICE NOODLE BEARD
HE LOOKS LIKE LEON TROTSKY
Jordan Rodriguez
Stop shitting up Sup Forums with Sam Hyde threads. The guy barely deserves on a week much less several a day.
Ethan Sanders
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Sebastian Perez
Jackson Cox
I posted it again!
Jacob Young
nobody cares
Aiden Hall
that absolute HEIGHTMOG and FRAMEMOG
not to leave out that he is absolutely BLOATMAXXED
Levi Miller
>discounting the skullmog, FWHRmog and norwoodmog
JFL buddy boyo
Brandon Ramirez
MOG your way over to r/incels boyo
Gavin Long
>implying Eggman doesn't NTmog Hyde
Benjamin Martin
>Don't put it in your pocket, goy. It's your lucky shekel
Parker Barnes
MAJOR COPE
also JFL at that androgenmog in your image
Brody Fisher
BRAAAAAAP
I'm BRAAAAAP moving in, Morty!
Nolan Watson
some tranny fucker
Kayden Gray
It’s from Instagram.com/tube96o
Samuel Bell
w-what's going on
Jayden Howard
Regarding one of these hoaxes, Hyde told Forbes contributor Fruzsina Eordogh: "My wife's boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife's son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax."[2]
Holy shit
Jayden Watson
tfw to inteligent
Jack Russell
There's a man... in back of this place. He's the one who's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face. I hope that I never see that face, ever, outside of a dream.
Noah Nguyen
That's not his editing work. He always outsourced that to people. They did it for free and he credited them. I think he pays someone now.
Kevin Sanchez
...
Jacob Garcia
Lynch is a fucken hack
Logan Martinez
was it autism?
Bentley James
quality meme
Brody Powell
>HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Jacob Jenkins
...
Robert Campbell
who is this guy and why is he important ?
is he only popular because he parrots pols narrative ?
Levi Bell
lookism.net autism
Joseph Butler
He's 4chans living mascot
Dylan Campbell
Kek'd
Cameron Fisher
You know exactly who he is you faggot
Jacob Mitchell
lookism in the house where my copers at
Isaiah Bell
i actually dont. i know his name is sam hyde and that he fucks trannies but thats it. did he do something noteworthy ?
Noah Williams
Sam is clearly a superior specimen compared to Egg. They are both similar heights but look at how much WIDER Sam is everywhere.
>wider skull
>wider torso
>thicker bones
Bet you that big boi Sam wouldn't have broken his leg that easily.
That said they are both permacels and invisible to women.
Jace Jones
the tranny thing has been proven wrong. it was made up by some cam attention whore
Cameron Adams
is this loss
Jonathan Harris
okay nice. we are getting closer with each post.
so what the fuck did he do ?
Zachary Sullivan
Egg broke his leg? Is he still streaming?
Easton Wright
he broke something. that's why he is on crutches and there's a crutch in that pic as well
Aaron Parker
...
Anthony Gonzalez
Saying that it has been proven wrong is just damage control on Sam's part.
James Walker
delet
Jacob Evans
p-pls femanon..
Jordan Moore
>6'7 huge framed, big skulled, DOM artist with hyper-NT loudmouth jock personality
>permacel
Dylan White
Seriously why is his face puffed up. Is he having an allergic reaction?