Uhh.. What the hell am I reading?

Uhh.. What the hell am I reading?
Why the fuck does Constantine look like this?
Did they hire an artist from tumblr?
Holy shit I'm mad.

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Why is Constantine hanging with Luke Cage?

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DCyou Hellblazer was great, stop memeing.

That guy is giving him bedroom eyes like he's about to feed him his BBC.

Oh, looked it up and I guess he is.

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How was Constantine's bisexuality portrayed in the past? I mean he wasn't a pretty blond femboi looking for 7 foot tall mandingos to bend him over, was he?

He was usually more a disgusting sleazeball who would flirt with anything he found attractive, *especially* if they were grossed out by it.

Yeah, that sounds more like what I know of the character, which is admittedly not much. He just seems too pretty in this. I always thought of him as more rough around the edges.

...and then they fucked.

Nu 52 stop whining it's over.
They were fugging.

They were actually cute together while it lasted...

This comic was actually pretty decent. Ending was some good shit

I remember him kissing an alternate version of himself before killing him.

This run feels like the writer was given a list of "Things about Constantine", but the only item in that list he payed any attention to was "Fucks men sometimes"

So the new Hellblazer book is worth reading? I put off reading it so I could get through the Vertigo run.

It looks like this artist should quit fucking around and get to drawing Bedlam.

At least he isn't fucking dogs.

He jacked off Not-Bruce Wayne in during Azzarello's run

>The time Constantine had an unwilling threesome with a pile of guts and Bueno Excellente

Oh wait, it was just the day before

Which one specifically?

Nah, he shouldn't waste his talents on that crap.

Uhh.. What the hell am I reading
Why the fuck does Constantine look like this?

>Did they hire an artist from tumblr?

No tumblr nose, so I guess not.

What the fuck.
From what issue is this? I'm genuinely curious now.

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Is there a list of people which Bueno fucked?

I still hold that Bueno raped Kyle's attacker and not the GL himself.

>Tumblr nose on the left

Rossmo is fucking fantastic you mongoloid

He was mostly portrayed as being into women, but even Delano (or maybe it was Ennis) had him casually mention having boyfriends in the past. Azzarello was the first one to have it be a plot point, though.

>implying spencer cares about bedlam

it will never comeback and rosmo is doing dc monies

But I love it so much.

Didn't Constantine also raped Hal Jordan?

That spindly little fuck is supposed to be John Constantine? Eww.

I think it looks good.

I always got the impression that John would be a super selfish lover and that when he did go for guys, it'd be ones he'd have no trouble tossing around or straight-up using him.

Having him go ga-ga eyed for the bara barrista like a chick in a Blacked video is, uh, definitely not something I'd expect from him.