I don't like movies that last longer than 90 minutes

I don't like movies that last longer than 90 minutes

should I feel bad about this?

pic unrelated

No
The certified kino range is 40-70 minutes

If you get the opportunity you should probably kill yourself.

too fat

You know you need to sauce that shit up, user.

where did you get pictures of my wife

No.
If you need more than 90 minutes to tell a decent story then you're probably telling it wrong.

*braaaaaap*

Kids under 18 aren't allowed on Sup Forums.

baddangelofig

Pic related is badd angel on ig
Don’t buy her snapchat it’s a huge waste of money
She has horrible tits and her ass isn’t that great
Also huge butter face

Fox puts out a lot of 90 minute movie so they can maximize showtimes. I prefer at least. 110-140 minute movie

just fast forward if you get bored. it's a new age, take advatnage of it.

Fat women are disgusting.

>buy her snapchat
not a snapchat user, does this mean you pay to receive her snapchat content?

>buying a snapchat access
is there any more of a beta thing to do?

this, i was watching apocalypse now yesterday and just skipped the scenes i found boring

Be content with what you like. Don't care about what you don't like. How hard can this be?

>Don’t buy her snapchat
Is that a thing? I thought that shit was free.

>baddangelofig
looked into it, shes only hot at that op angle, looks like trash in the rest

You should not feel bad, but you should be aware that the reason that many longer films are that way is not because of the story but rather the tone.

donate to twitch tv sluts

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> buy her Snapchat...

That’s a thing?

I have never not read a thread faster than now.

name?

she really needs to get rid of some of all that excess fat.

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kek

There are perfectly good movies with 90 minute run times, I give you that. Most of my favorite films are around 2 hours, sometimes longer. If you "feel bad" then you should challenge yourself with long-form works of art, not even necessarily film.

What movies are you criticizing. You're dead fucking wrong if you're hating on Dramas for being 2.5-3 hours long.

Totally right if you're talking about flicks though. Every comedy and superhero movie should consider itself ballsy for crossing the 2 hour mark and downright ridiculous for going longer than that.

The Dark Knight would have been stronger had it cut out a lot of boring plot threads.

You clearly didn’t read any of the thread then.

I prefer watching longer films in the cinema so the train journey is worth it. Got completely absorbed by Blade Runner 2049 and easily could have sat there for another hour.

She post her nudes and vids of her toying herself
I had a severe porn addiction for around 3 months and spent nearly 7 thousand dollars on camwhores
Even paid a 16 year old to send me shit

Fucking this. I got recommended some average-looking twitch girl's youtube videos and watched a handful and couldn't believe how many thousands of people watched and donated to her. She wasn't even that funny, just cute, but probably seemed like a dream girl to most of the guy's watching. Some of those girls have to make over 100k a year.

what a retard, why even bother if you're going to skip parts of the narrative? just turn it off

Everytime a movie lasts less than 2 hours when the movie ends I feel disappointed.

I just watched The Witch, enjoyed the movie but it was so short.

If it were me I'd make movies of 4 hours.

any samples

I hope prison goes poorly for you.

how come every race mixing slut wears these calvin klein underwear?

anyone else notice this?

There was a dude on here who apparently paid a single girl over 50 grand and she stopped responding to him and he was freaking out and asking for advice. He had started running out of money and told her he wouldn't be able to tip as much as usual, and she just shut him out completely.

Good. Betas like that don't deserve money or happiness.

It's acceptable for movies and films.

But flicks that last longer than 90 minutes? The director should be executed.

Im not american stupid retard
That shit is completely legal where I’m from

what kinda faggot actually does this?

i can imagine spending money on a girl for dinner or a movie or something

but god damn what's the fucking point if your not even get any physical contact?

holy shit like the minimum you should spend on a bitch is like 0 to 20$

Not fucking a chubby like that means your gay as fuck man.

Oh sweet innocent child
Wait until you hit rock bottom
You’d give every dime in your wallet for a girl to even speak to you

depends how many months it takes you to watch it in

I find if I have one running over 3 i start to lose the start of the thread by the end, but nothing to bad

I just want a cute girl to BRAAAAAAP. Wish a coworker would do it.

This desu.

Not everyone hits that kind of bottom though. That's an extreme level of beta that even sad sack pieces of shit that browse here can laugh at.

>sign up for college classes
>get unlimited college bitches to talk to you for free

talking to girls is easy

just ask them what their major is or complement their work or something

t.amerilard
just because your mongrel chasing women consider this skinny doesnt mean the rest of the world wants this fatass

>don’t buy her snapchat

this

paying for someone's snapchat is LOSER status

would you pay for steam friends?

...

>*braps your path*

You know there are escorts right?

Like it is insane that these fucking rich Omega Males throw fortune at Twitch girls (seriously look at their top contributors it can be in the thousands) when call girls will sleep with you.

Things like Juice girls exist in Korea and other parts of Asia too. Betas gonna beta user.

fucking a normal girl is cheaper and better then fucking an escort

escorts would want 50 - 200$ MINIMUM

and we all know 50 dollar escorts are crackheads with aids or something

i bet they dont even hug you

You don't pay escorts to fuck, you pay them to leave.

Yes I notice celebs wear those too. Is CK paying them? Pretty ugly underwear.

>talking to girls is easy

>just ask them what their major is or complement their work or something
Things normalfags say

hello ireland

>tfw a cute girl asks you out
I act confident in public but I didn't think I'd attract a girl. What do I do?

say no

how do i get a thicc gf lads

I don't think a $50 Escort exists unless you're going to the third world.

Normal girl you have to impress and it can lead to all the reasons why men choose to stay single. Escorts get the fuck out at the end of the night.

Also you pay the extra money so you can fuck a piece of ass, if you're an ordinary/ho-hum average joe well you're probably not going to land a Stacy.

>not arming yourself with normalfag rhetoric so you can blend into society

i swear to god Sup Forums ruined everyones mind

all of my professors are jewish and have typical jew features and claim they are "german"

can't help but smirk when i see my jewish professor with a sterotype hook nose talk about her polish and german "roots"

i know these thoughts are self destructive and if i continue having them i will end up like quentin or eggman

pretty sure shitposting also some how corrodes your soul some how

At Burger King.

Every guy should have a girl in his life desu
Otherwise you end up like those embarrassing bitter virgins on /r9k/ and Sup Forums

are you gay? skinnier than that and she'd be a skellington

just find some fat chick an be nice to her

I already said yes.

only right answer and something a desperate fuck like the guy giving away 50 grnd would never understand. It's like he is from a different breed of humans, one that's retarded and beyond repair.

Jesus, that’s retarded.

Yes. I fucking hate them. They look like such fucking shit. I'd prefer some normal boyshorts or lace panties

I had a roommate who racked up thousands in credit card debt to pay for cam girl credits, ended up declaring bankruptcy. Meanwhile I was gaslighting girls into sending me stuff for free.
also I fucked his girlfriend while he was out of town

they exist in america and other places

you just have to find someone desperate enough /shop around

impressing a normal girl is easy as fuck

- ride a motorcycle / high hp car (honda cbs are only like 1k) stangs are cheap too
- dont be fat
- be the driver

wat r u doing with ur life lmao

She has a breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it.

Anime conventions, believe it!

savage

but lets be real

he sounds like a ultra cuck

she would have fucked anyone within 5 miles for a dime bag of weed

Haha nah bro thiccc af u r gay if u tellin me u wudnt hit that broha!

If a movie isn't between the range of 114 minutes and 197 minutes, it is trash. That is fact.

What’s your states age of consent user

s..s...sauce
is this abbey cornish now> it looks like her
google search shows some instagram slut but that doesn't look like her

>take creatine
>show up to anime convention with steven universe shirt or the super man shirt
>bitches wont leave me alone
>when i want them to leave
>i start talking about kraftwerk

thicc girls are the worst girlfriends though, they're bitches and whores. whereas skinny girls are just bitches, fat girls are whores, thicc girls are both. horrible women, sexiest though.

I've only fucked one whore and I don't regret it, it just felt liberating to just get that whole awkward beta male dance out of my system and just find a slut who was DTF and looked like she could be in Brazzers. Helped me realize what I really wanted in relationships and it's more than just sex.

All I'm saying is Beta males who donate on Twitch and waste fortunes on camwhores should just find a whore or go to the damn whorehouse if you're paranoid about undercover stings.

>16 year old

Are you dumb? Don't admit that shit ever, you retard. You think after all this Drumpf crap and even before that all the real life stunts that Sup Forums has bore first-hand witness to or has created that the FBI and shit don't prowl the boards from time to time? And you think chinkmoot would let the site be shut down to protect your ass? Fuck sakes.

based braap poster

16 years is legal in most states

too thicc?

>States
Not everyone is an amerilard

Irishmen only dislike nice asses. They're fine with a fatty unless her ass isn't flat.

>artistic works of fiction

>what is probable cause

The evidence is what you say on Sup Forums; that is what gives them the right to investigate you. The evidence is the shit that she sent you.

im into chubbys and that is fat imo
not this, not chubby, that is bbw level
Still, i would plow, have plowed much fatter

so why did donald trump & the FBI come into the equation if you aren't in the states

fuck you memer

The evidence isn't*

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