Would you rather live like them and be taken care of by gems or be part of the Crystal Gems on Earth...

Would you rather live like them and be taken care of by gems or be part of the Crystal Gems on Earth? I would rather be in the zoo personally. No worries or cares about anything. It seems like paradise to me.

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Stuck in a zoo with no chance to meticulously order things as my autism spectrum disorder demands? No way.

Nah, that Zoo sounds like a boring monotonous place to live in...

Leave because I wasn't bred to be a small minded zoo animal.

Ah if only Steven Universe were capable of depth, instead of ham-fisted(emphasis on the HAM) metaphors and allegories.

I really don't like being told what to do every few hours, so I'll take Earth over a nice safe regimented existence.

Zoo needs internet.

But Anons. You're absolutely guaranteed to get pussy.

It's not worth it if I don't have my current illusion of free will.

Why are they so diverse if they've been fucking eachother for 5000 years?

>go to zoo
>thrown in thrash for being 'defective'
no thanks

>Thinking vapid 3-D women with whom you share no interests and will quickly become grating are better than the entire internet
Go back to that other website

Anything to get off this doomed planet. I wonder if I would even mind living in a zoo if it meant I wouldn't be here when it all blew the fuck up.

Seems like it'd get boring eventually. Like, sure you get taken care of and are guaranteed to get laid, but there's literally nothing to do but lay around while a random voice annoyingly coddles you like a baby.

their all sterile and immortal. or maybe their just inbred to keep up the "diversity"

Well, at least here we have our 2D wifus

Why are there like 12 SU threads currently? Why all the spam?

Sugar lives in a fantasy world.

Real reason? Because making them all mulatto brown would be racist by implying slavery, and making them all white would be racist by excluding people of color. This way limits the cries of racism only to the craziest edges of tumblr.

In-lore reason? Eh, Gem sequencing human DNA/ maintaining biodiversity/ there's more than just the group we met in the human zoo.

They probably use a bunch of their DNA samples to make "new" humans after they start getting inbred.

As it is, gems are hyper advanced, so they could probably science shit up so that peoples kids will be whatever race they want.

>not choosing freedom

Commies everywhere, I swear.

I mean, I guess cloning is a possibility to control population instead of traditional reproduction. But they should have said it.

If this is a kid's show why did they pick such erotic costumes for the zoo humans
Like seriously jesus fucking christ

Considering how naive they are, you could get them to do anything, user. Anything! At that point, fuck 2D.

Because they are selected meticulously to breed, and it's better to have multiple different Pokémon on your collection than plenty of only one.

This user knows what's up.

Liberty or death.

How the fuck do you think there's so many different kinds of dogs

Judging by the picture, this episode portrayed woman living in a paradise without men? Or was it a female only cult?

The same reason why none of them had gender differences outside their physical appearance and when it came time for the choosing to keep their population going no one acknowledged the concept of procreation and only made it about who they wanted to be with.
An opportunity to show ones ideology.

It's an analogy for tumblr
They don't show you what they do with people that dare think independently tho

Those designs creep me out. Especially the guy with the cat mouth. I hated him.

Mods don't allow SU generals unless the show is Officially Currently Airing On Television(TM).

Surprise surprise, that results in a million threads about specific topics.

Because heterosexuality has nothing to do with them being born

>that results in a million threads about specific topics.
better than senseless shitposting

I already get as much as I want. Honestly, regular sex is pretty lame compared to the fantastical shit I can find on the internet to fap to.

B-but they allow them on that one board nobody likes to go to besides furfags.

It's also a board that's not publicly linked to in any of the site's board lists.

Not really. If you don't like SU, it's much easier to hide one general thread than constant specific ones.

hiding threads is for faggots anyway

It's almost as if banning the Generals from the board causes the exact problem the Generals are meant to fix in the first place...

Humanity is a sickly disease ridden race. We either kill each other or kill our planet. We are a slave race by nature, creatig fake gods and following leaders blindly in pursuit of a purpose. Our alien overlords shall come and make good work of us as pets.

That and im incredibly lonely and want to fuck one of my alien mastsers or fellow slaves

the generals cause terrible fanbases to feed eachother and don't let threads die
this is still better, we wouldn't want another pone situation

>Generals are meant to fix in the first place..

Generals created more problems than they solved. Keeping a thread up when theres reason to is fucking stupid. Thats when you end up with /HsG/ or worse /FRZ/.

Generals don't automatically need to be constantly remade, that's completely up to the posters. The Transformers general wasn't constantly up.

Generals kill discussion of the actual show/topics and becomes about the people in them and their own creations.
What mods should do is simply enforce the rules by deleting unnecessary threads and warning/banning posters who do not check for other threads to participate in.
You don't give in when someone misbehaves you enforce the rules and expect them to act like adults that they are supposed to be since Sup Forums is an adult only site.

Zoo! Keep me as far away from that annoying kid and his lesbian mothers as possible.

>lesbian
Theyre bi if anything

and your feelings are even more fragile then the crying breakfast friends marathon special.

seriously those fuckers broke down at "no", entitled twats

Alien space women abducted ancient humans and selectively bred them in a zoo for thousands of yearsand tried to make them more resemble the blue diamond gem faction. The men are rather androgynous

IF only the /rwby/ and star wars fags could do this.

You're also guaranteed to get a dick up your butt.

Again, that sounds like a result of bad posters, not the generals themselves. Not every general follows the same formula.

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Well, this artificial blissful ignorance sounds pretty damn nice. They don't need to worry about anything and are living in an environment to make them as comfortable as possible.
Naturally it's limiting if you grew up in freedom, but the luxury of absolute ignorance is what makes it great.
They have no need to know anything to compete, to survive or be comfortable.
They never work for anything and apparently reach high ages, too.
Really, they do live like a more extreme version of superfluous royalty that nobody even bothers to judge.
It's life with no lose conditions we have seen.
Yeah, you are a useless pampered baby all your life. But with no necessity for being useful, what is the point?

So its a cult episode.

>No tech
>Always dictated what to do

Nah.

Of course they are all happy, because the concept of unhappiness is never introduced, then how do you know if what you're feeling truly is happiness, if you never knew anything else?
The concept of happiness itself is tarnished if it becomes a guaranteed constant, you will never truly appreciate it if you're not afraid of losing it.

This guy nails it.

>Again, that sounds like a result of bad posters

Which is furthered enabled by general threads spawning more shitty posters that think the rest of Sup Forums acts like their general threads.

You'd be surprised how lewd tribal outfits are in general. Hell, alot of them don't believe in tops. Man or woman.

>implying cappies are "free"

Nah. Communism requires everyone to work to the full extent of their abilities because it cannot overcome scarcity and distribution of goods.
The Zoo is completely post-scarcity from their perspective. They have no needs they could work to satisfy because they are eternally comfortable.

Better dead that became a slave to the Xenos, heretic.

Filthy humans are no better then beautiful xenos playthings

Well, it's only missing the food shortages bureaucratic sycophants, iron-fist military, and political killings in order to be communism.

I'd probably have to offer my ass up to the stronger males like the Bonobos do

>slave
That implies work. They actually are the least oppressed beings on the station whenever the Diamonds aren't there and the only ones who never work.

Oh please. Homeworld would only be a week-long campaign and a couple Exterminatus away from complete annihilation.

SeeThis is humanitys default purpose, almost as if we were bred so for it

t.traidor scum aka heretic.

Nah, the Zoomans are a captive population with no survival instincts, no real culture, no achievements, no real reason for existing save as a specimen.

It's actually a sort of hell - anyone who would willingly subject themself to such an existence is a born slave.

This is what your pitiful race belongs to reside in. Humie filth shall be conqured soon

They're so oppressed they don't even understand that there is an outside world; understanding that there is another way to live isn't even an option for them.

That is the true control - and actually a very relevant threat in our world of bread and circuses and detached idiots living useless solipsistic lives .

>implying the right and left both want freedom

Get with the times, user. Freedom isn't in vogue anywhere anymore.

>the Zoomans are a captive population with no survival instincts, no real culture, no achievements, no real reason for existing save as a specimen.
So is Sup Forums.

Oh please, you're starting to sound like a Youtube comment.

Whats the point of achievements if your not happy. You traditonalists value the nodt useless things in life.

CAPITALISM IS THE ENEMY

ZOO ME UP

A great many people find happiness in achievement. Of course, a slave like you would never understand.
Get in line for your very own cage, nametag and meager nutrient-paste two times a day, you pig in human form.

That's Stalinism, actually.
Communism in the sense of the concept is a utopian system that works without government interference for the most part.
That's what every socialist regime in the Marxist sense claimed to work towards without having even the necessary starting positions postulated by Marx, or bothering to try and find out if the theoretical concept can truly be brought to reality.
And what the Asians did for the most part just beggars belief. They just took the shit Stalin did and swallowed the propaganda whole, then went and tried to force reality into compliance with their half-baked ideas of what Communism should be. With the inevitable result of destroying their countries and starving millions because nothing of what they did made any economic sense and only served to tighten party control. Because they tried to make agrarian states constantly on the brink of famine into post-industrial states without the introduction of a few centuries of Capitalism building an industrial society to graduate from.
And then there's the Khmer Rouge, who tried to force their state to abandon modernity and all become rice farmers. While a drought caused widespread famine. 40% of their population died before Communist Vietnam intervened with all the tanks and planes the US had thoughtfully left laying around, scattering the half-starved army and installing a considerably less insane government.

But oppression implies exploitation in all human definitions. They are kept from ever wanting for anything and live healthily without hurt or fear. They don't even know conflict.
We condemn such control over people because humans only do it to one another to exploit each other. Because the ones under control invariably have lives less fortunate.
But this is quite literally paradise as Christianity presents it. Eternal bliss in the presence of an all-controlling entity. No matrix, no thought control, no "or else", just gentle suggestion.

Hey, i resent that remark. I still want to be happy, taken care of, and compnionship

Unless you are fucking a super model, you will have a better time fucking artificial pussy

>giving up the slightest bit of freedom for some comfort
Communists get out. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

9 mother fucking steven universe threads...

I've eaten from the tree of knowledge, so to speak, so there is no way I'd enjoy it.

A bit unrelated, but this thread made me realize that there's people out there that unironically wear Che Guevara t-shirts.
Let that sink in.

Communism isn't comfortable, bro. Overthrowing the bourgeois is a long bloody process.

The word you're looking for is socialism

What would happen if a genestealer got on board? Assuming it could.

There's only so far the penis and maybe prostate can go and there is literally nothing to do other than have sex and play in the dirt, I have no idea how people can live like that but then again I wouldn't go into the zoo so it doesn't matter

>communism has never been tried
You have over 150 years to get that shit working and not once has it ever worked. By its nature it is oppressive and inhuman, if it isn't then it would rapidly stop being pure communism.

The Khmer Rouge were the closest anyone has come to real communism and it sucked because communism sucks.

the crysyal gems. If they were real are you telling my amytheist wouldn't be a slut? Even if she was somehow never introduced to sex, you could introduce her. For those who are shouting THICC or fat she can shapeshift. before anyone says vaginal would kill her there is fan theories that suggest rose shapeshifted a womb for steven. Hell even if vaginal is off the table we still got oral and anal.

She would either shape-shift and make your dick pepperoni slices if you ever pissed you off or would shape-shift into something else disgusting to fuck with you.

She's a shit

SEE. The picture. The piece of bone removed!

That's only certain sects of Christianity, the most specific definition can be gleaned from the definition is hell which would be isolation from God so heaven is simply closeness.

Sigh... you mon'keigh never learn do you?

Nietzsche here, you reek of the Eternal Feminine.

Value Ethics>>>>>happiness

Your happiness is dependent on having food and water, most can say that is what they need to live but not what makes them happy.

Id rape every woman, and behead every man then start talking to trees afterwards as I go slowly nuts.