MY. FUCKING. DICK!

MY. FUCKING. DICK!

>kamala will never suffocate you

Is Champions any good? I heard Sup Forums hated the first few issues.

Why is Kamala so perfect?

Being aroused by an adolescent by Ramos must be the shittiest thing.

>aroused
>implying
She is my literal and actual daughter, you fuck!

>Ramos art

You have the lowest of low standards.

I just finished the first issue. I liked it.

Let me guess the reasons why Sup Forums hated it included the phrases "SJW" and "diversity" right?

Nope. It is the "How do you do, fellow kids?" feeling.

>He liked Champions.

>Literally Mark Waid is totally hip and young the book.

Christ almighty.

go back to tumblr

Go back to Sup Forums kid.

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I understand that they don't want Carol in a leotard. I undestand that they don't want her to have giant tits. If they drew her like this, tall and lean, instead of muscle-bound transgender freak, it would be so much better. I mean. This is sexy as hell.

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Go back to tumblr, really.

You don't understand. Sup Forums is a sister board, tumblr is a seperate website entirely.
You belong there, not on Sup Forums.

And there goes my erection. Thanks, user.

Go back to Sup Forums really.

>this person has a job drawing like shit while I spend my time barely getting by and having to draw furry porn to make an extra buck

Abu, get off the internet! You are embarrassing me!

Post your work

I'm very disappointed in you, beta.

Her boobs are too narrow

Kamala will never write fanfic on you

I just wish Marvel's editors would just finally tell their artists what Carol should look like. Every book that comes out now she changes hair style, body weight, muscle mass, facial structure, and fucking height. Just compare this pic to that one. These were both from this month and take place within weeks of each other in universe. For a character they are trying to push now as one of their main headline characters and has the company's name, the lack of consistency in just her appearance is baffling incompetent.

Bad op

Kalmela is not for dick

Her Marvel Heroes appearance is my favourite. They should go with that.

No an excuse to make shitty drawings

Mark Waid cant write teens for shit.

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>the lack of consistency

Well there's like dozens of different artists you fool

No, they hated it for the phrases "hashtag" and "woke"

this is not /ic you post your work here

It's funny that while the MCU's got their shit together (almost too much) it seems that Marvel comics legit doesn't know what to do with its characters.

I have you know that marvel takes great importance when it comes to Carol template! [It uses an amassment of SJW, Feminist and LGBT members peripherals and physical appearances in a random roulette slot to create the perfect appearance to every new issue she appears in. Now of course we know that the pool of bios that we pull out of are not all up to par on standards of fitness so we just end up upping the beautification up to 9000 to make it to social media's standards. ]

>MY. FUCKING. DICK!
dude, what's wrong with your dick

does it hurt or what

That's why editors and character/story bibles exist. Art style differences are one thing, but when a character can look like they took all of the steroids in one book and then in the next book look like a svelte jogger, that's a problem.

Overshipped with Scholastic Book Services for issue #1.
Kids and young teens are exposed to human trafficking and implied sexual slavery right off the bat.
Glad that ya liked it though. It's pretty brave to be so forward about your interests.

He must be disappointed with the people who carry the legacy.

Reminder that Wakanda could have saved him if Panther wasn't such a bitch.

That's some horrible fucking writing

Heh, I hadn't seen anything from him (mostly because I avoided any book with his name on it like the plague) since his Spider-Man run a few years back and for what it's worth, he's really gotten better

So far, no it's not good. Shame.

>Thinking you have to be Sup Forums to hate Champions

Yeah man I sure love poorly written trash that has everyone OFC because the writer agrees with me politically.

I hope somebody smashes Kamala Simpson with her own Soapbox

Soon enough she's going to look like Annie Lennox

What if I told you that not everyone who disliked tumblr was from Sup Forums?

>Marvel's editors
>doing their actual job

Cause they've made Carol so horrible.

I'd rather have him back on spider-man than camuncoli...

Good God no, it's a complete train wreck. It's pretty much , with Kamala shamelessly being character assisted by being a mouthpiece. It's atrocious.

See And Sup Forums ain't kin to any board I frequent.

*assassinated

you lack taste.

>Carol
>Looking curvy
BLASPHEMY

Yeah I like it when the 7th smartest person in the world gets demoted to meatheaded chad

Or when the synthezoid goes back to being emotionally retarded after the comic that introduced her resolves it.

She calls people weenies.

>Yeah I like it when the 7th smartest person in the world gets demoted to meatheaded chad

Wasn't Iron Man always a Chad?

user at least try

What's wrong? She looks fantastic

>Marvel introduces new character or set of characters in an environment that is relatively isolated from the rest of the Marvel Universe
>after a couple of volumes, series gets derailed and pulled into crossovers and "events"

Why do they do this?

because they can't leave well enough alone

Look at this shit.

Her book should be selling even less.

are your delicate yuppie sensibilities offended?

Are your Kamalafagness offended?

I want to bend her over, spank her bum, tell her how naughty she is, finger her till she's a whimpering wet mess, then pull down her panties and fuck her.

Then, I'll put her in a new costume, one that makes her look like a fucking slut, a one-piece leotard with high hips and boob window.

> He can see up her dress.

You've lost, Kamala, and he has won.

People sneaking peeks are what give size changing women their powers. Why do you think Giganta and Elasti-girl wear skirts?

Repeated panels.
Marvel's become addicted to Bendis.

what the fuck is going on in this picture ? was the text edited with some random sentences ?

What if I told you anyone who doesn't by into "muh diversity and SJW boogeyman" meme is from tumblr?

Would be good if not for the horrible nose and haircut.

He popped out a shitty daughter who ruined the Qasar legacy, so he deserves it.

She isn't wearing a dress, she wears a long shirt over red pants.

Doesn't change the fact that you should go back.

Fuck off ragheads

This is a Christian website

As a musclefag, I have to say that's just shitty art. 0/10, would not cuddle with.

How lewd

I literally cannot fathom the penis sizes of the men who put this idiotic shit up. We're talking microns

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I'm guessing it wasn't that anons intention to trigger you

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>can't think of counter argument
>I know I'll insult his weenie size!

Hilarious and original.

Her eyes are off center. It's fucking annoying me.

>15yo trying to speak while shoveling food in her mouth with her manhands.

What part of this would anybody find attractive?

Fuck, I noticed too, also there is something in the position of the nose that bother me.

Spotted the micro dicks.

>The reason for the champions to form their own team is ridiculous since they barely do anything that the avengers wouldn't do.
>repeated panels
>Kamala being a shameless mouthpiece and everyone acting like she should be the next captain america
>The dialogue feels unnatural, the sudden speeches are just jarring
>Sexual slavery right off the bat, ridiculous tonal shift
>They just check their phones as if nothing had happened next to a dead teenage sex slave
>Waid is obviously out of touch and it just becomes more evident with each issue
>The champions suddenly become a world sensation for no real reason.

They don't even become SJWs until the second issue

Personally, I dislike Champions because they aren't setting up for Kamala/Sam nor Viv/Sam.

The boy's doomed to suffer an eternal life alone.

Pet peeve: Artists who can't portray someone NOT using an eating utensil like a fuckin caveman or a 7 year old.

Kamala has become such a mouthpiece that she needs to be shut up.

It's like no ones knows what she looks like anymore, when your character can't be drawn by your own staff consistently than you don't even know what you're doing anymore.

Not like they have a clue how to make a comic adventure anymore.

Haha, pencil-dick

unfortunately no..
the actions just don't match what's being said

>ruined Quasar legacy
Wendell came back to life right after she died.
Phylla barely had any chance to use the bands at all before she was forced into an edgelord phase just to be killed by Thanos.

She always was a mouthpiece. Remember her "Millennials don't suck" speech or her comparing Inhuman terrorists to Muslim terrorists?

obviously

clean your vents, omg

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