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Ryan Gosling General.
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>Ryan Gosling General.
What even is there to discuss?

>what is there to discuss?

ourguy

Ryan Gosling, obviously.

Why do redditors love this dude so much?

Sup Forums is a dog?

I think these goose threads are making me gay. I need help.
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nothing wrong with dogos as long as they're not pitbulls

It's not your fault, user, it's none of our fault individually. This has been building up for years, but I think Blade Runner tipped the scales. Sup Forums has fallen for Goose. Hard. And it feels like this is gonna be a "forever" kind of love. If you stay here, you are going to fall in love with a man

>wanting to deepthroat goose
>gay

is george still alive?

Do you think this is true?

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Sup Forums

He is LITERALLY me except attractive, successful and with people who like him.

If he were you people would like you dumbass

hello dog

What phase are you at?

Between 2 and 4. Not 3 because interviews ruin my immersion.

He spends the entirety of the film being shit on, his girlfriend is fake, the only person who remotely cares for him is Joshi who still treats him like a literal slave, he's spit on and insulted at work, and his own kind hate him.

He's not surrounded by people who like him. Deckard barely even knows his name.

Just watched La La Land last night finally. How is this man such a legend

I'm Phase WOKE: Neighbors with one of his former cast members and have met him in person several times. Ryan's a good dude.

He is the Jennifer Lawrence of our time.

Phase 1, except instead of starring in just porno fantasies for women, he also stars in porno fantasies for men. Drive and Blade Runner are literally the equivalent of chickflicks for men --presenting a simplified, mythic, emotive story that connects with men on an emotional level the same way chickflicks do for women. He hasn't been in a moving piece of drama. Enjoy your homosexuality and AIDS though.

GOOSE IS LOOSE xD xD xD

I guess you weren't here for drive faggot.

Unironically rebit the thread

How can you not be in love with this charming charismatic talented beautiful man

Phase heterosexual. Not on the list, unfortunately. It’s impossible for me to worship another guy, especially one as lowly as an ‘entertainer’ ( and I’m using that word lightly)

>He's a little shy but he's a nice guy. Go say hi to him, user!

You're really subverting the norms, based basedposter.

s-seven

What does he smell like? Have you seen his feet? Did he leave any hair or fluids where you were that you could possibly get your hands on? Do you have skype and a paypal? What do you think about the power of crystals?

Dog dance.
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What film/interview made you aware of your man crush? I personally like him better as non-autistic.
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I have seen this condition up close on this board a lot. --Celebrity obsession. Right now you probably think you're being semi-ironic. If you can, stop. Really --stop. You will end up consumed by a faggot obsession with some stranger you only know through moving pictures. Get a grip while you still can't. Don't joke and say "it's too late for me!" Actually try to stop yourself. Stop this virus from taking over your brain. It isn't healthy and it isn't good. It doesn't make you happy. It makes you a fucking weird cunt obsessed with a celebrity. Stop.

did blade runner spark another goose lovefest on Sup Forums. those 2011 drive threads / pines... made me love him

Gooslinko is overrated,

How cute he is. No homo.

Reminder that Goose supports PETA

He's a good dog.

Everyone makes mistakes user, who are you to judge?

>you will never marry the goose

Has never made a bad film

Do you have it, brehs?

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No, shut up.

I wanna bop that little broken nose

Never.

is george autistic?

His donger and falling asleep on his chest no gay

Reddit cancer that wants you to believe they were on this board before 2016

Careful you don't activate Pence, user

Honestly this made me sad. I wish he didn't cheat on his wife.

>falling asleep on his chest

He is so perfect. I think i'm going full homo

>nearest theater has already stopped showing blade runner 2049
>can't see it a second time without driving 50+ miles
honestly want to kms rn

That's nothing, they are showing it at my local theater but it's a spanish dub (in CR). People here have no taste.

I don't think so

what movie is this from

I drove 45 minutes both ways to see it in IMAX at night on a huge highway and it was worth it.

>Richard Nixon covering his privates
how did I not notice this

Sup Forums‘s favorite

Drive

>tripfag
seriously what's the point of having a username in a fucking anonymous ib. Thats some high level autism.

test

That's some fucking hair kino right there.I wish my hair could look that good at that length but its too thick and just puffs out.

A sense of identity feels nice. If you genuinely cannot understand why, it's probable you do actually have autism, desu. And if you get buttblasted because someone else does find a sense of identity nice while you disapprove of it, you are definitely autistic. I hope this helped!

low

Walk

>identity
This is the first time I can say fuck off to reddit and actually mean it.

how do we know any of this is real?

Reddit's interface is terrible, I don't like circlejerks and I get banned for being a deliberately provocative shitposter. Sup Forums is more than the anonymity, retard, and the name field is one of the site's features.

If you didn't fall for him in Drive, 2049 made you.

Most of it is probably not. "Blind items" are like 2% actual truth posted by people who were there, and 98% fantasy role-play by people who are even more celebrity-obsessed and autistic than we are.

They get posted without identities revealed, and people basically just guess who's being talked about. So some of those might not have even been written about Ryan Gosling in the first place because Goose wouldn't ch-cheat, I just know he wouldn't, he's not like that!!!!!!!

> famous as a child
> always very talented
> always strikingly handsome
> somehow i can't hate him
can anyone explain this to me? I literally can't understand it

also GOOSE TRIVIA: his haircut is known as the "Ivy League." My barber told me this when I asked him to cut it like goose

Are you obsessed with what I think user~? You're not jealous are you?

Were you here when DAVEY used to post, with his obsession with JGL? I just hate to see someone end up like that.

Closing the window is also a browser feature, I recommend you do that now.

I'm going to keep posting and there is nothing you can do to stop me, faggot. If this were reddit no doubt you'd cry to the moderators --ban him! ban him!-- but this is Sup Forums, motherfucker, and the man with the biggest dick is in charge --and that's me. Get on your knees, bitchboy.

He's not a self important prima donna like a lot of celebrities.
Stuff like him laughing when his movie has it's Oscar taken away and crouching down to pet a dog while wearing a clean multi-thousand dollar suit are just two examples

> I just hate to see...
Davey's death spiral was a joy to behold

>a grown man describing a vivid dream in which he works as JGL's personal urinal
My God-- I would spare anyone the hideous fate of the serious mental disorder of celebrity obsession. DAVEy wasn't even the worst of them, but the posters in this thread are very similar. Very, very sad.

I just think he's nice is all

Like, what're you gonna do about it, white boi?
Do anything and I'll get you banned faggot

unironically phase 5 here. bordering on phase 6

Not to mention breaking up fistfights in the middle of the street

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What's the essential Goosekino?

All of them, faggot

Joseph Gordon-Levitt seems to be much more low-profile now, I wonder if he's hiding from DAVEy. I wonder what happened to DAVEy.

>Officially not recognized as an American Treasure
The fuck is wrong with this country?

leafs would try to convince you he's Canadian
this is a fabrication and bald faced lie

Some late show kino starring the Goose

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having Goose is worth a World War tbqhwyf

Goose is a citizen
We got him, boys, we got him

>He's not a self important prima donna
He tried to have Rachel McAdams kicked off set when he was filming The Notebook.

One of us

Trollgoose

fuck that cunt. if goose wanted her off she must have made unhealthy advances on his purity
only his quiet grace allowed him to forgive her for her unwanted desires

is this the jacket from drive?