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What is she, /swco/?
is this an x-wing
I had a dream this morning that I saw The Last Jedi and hated it.
I can't remember anything about the movie itself, but I do remember it had a post-credits sequence and some asshole sitting next to me in the theater shouted something during it, which caused me to flip him off.
Sabers are also extremely valuable. So if a normie had one he would probably have it kept safe.
Rig 'Bury me in a Y shaped coffin' Nema.
So I suspect the general religion of Star Wars in canon (the literal truths of the universe, not the actual religions formed around them) are somewhat inspired by a mixture of Christianity and Taoism with little hints of Greek/Roman mythology mixed in. Here's my personal take on it:
>Cosmic Force always existed.
>One day the Cosmic Force decides to create life for whatever reason.
>The galaxy is created.
>The Cosmic Force decides to take form as The Father in the Living Force. (Maybe it didn't want to be alone or something so the whole reason for creating the Living Force was to interact with other sentient beings)
>The Father ends up creating children. This is likely in some form similar to ancient Greek/Roman myths where The Father has sex with some animal (maybe a bird which would explain their bird forms) or formed them out of some force of nature.
>The Father soon realizes that him reproducing directly instead of creating life like how he did when he made the Living Force is dangerous since his children are extremely powerful in the force.
>The Father also realizes that he will die soon since he likely has the same lifespan as a normal human.
>So he creates Mortis and moves his family there.
>He probably creates the Force Priestesses and the Whills as a way to keep him up to date with the universe. (Who do you think told him about the Chosen One finally being born? It was probably the Force Priestesses or Qui-Gon). These are similar to Angels in Christianity.
>He realizes that he will eventually die and maybe it's an extremely complicated process to create another form for himself so he decides to set up some plan to create someone else to eventually take his place in keeping his children in balance. This is the Chosen One prophecy.
(cont)
green or yellow?
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>Anakin is basically Jesus if the Jews accepted him as the Messiah and when he was a young man he rebelled against them to become a Roman Emperor. This is hinted at all over the place like when Yoda talks about how before Anakin nobody had ever turned back to the light side.
>Anakin ended up killing the Father/Son/Daughter and what that did was basically destroy the original intention of the Chosen One's existence and guarantee that the universe would fall into chaos.
>This is what leads Anakin to turn to the dark side eventually. I suspect that the reason The Son is so against Anakin staying friends with Obi-Wan and Padme is because they are what lead to Luke turning Anakin back to the light side.
>The idea originally likely would have been for Anakin to stay on Mortis to keep the Son/Daughter in check. Since they were about the same age biologically they would have likely died at the same time and then the galaxy would have stopped Sidious (maybe Anakin hindered the Jedi's plans to investigate Palpatine and whatnot) and peacefully transitioned into 'paradise' where the Jedi properly reformed themselves and the Republic served the galaxy for thousands and thousands of years.
(cont)
from the thumbnail I thought that was a dead sloth with its limbs in the air like a spider
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>green or yellow?
Orange.
>Now the galaxy is in a state where the Son and Daughter are finally destroyed but that chaos that the galaxy was in before the creation of the Living Force is still there and is being shaped by mere mortal beings like Palpatine. The Empire is created and this sets The Father's plans back a lot due to its negative influence on the galaxy that will likely lead to thousands of years of conflict.
>Theoretically though the galaxy will never again be doomed like it was during the time of the Empire because Qui-Gon led to the technique of becoming a force ghost and passing on knowledge that way. If anything happens to Luke he can likely just become a force ghost and find some force sensitive to train them in the ways of the force. Anakin also proved that you can turn back from the light side so while it may not look like it, the light side now has the advantage since their organization will likely never be destroyed again.
Rogue One novelization has Tarkin only moderately concerned about two specific projects that have data types on Scarif (other than the Death Star) and the potential for them being delayed due to the Battle of Scarif.
What do you think War-Mantle and Stellarsphere could be? Could Stellarsphere be DS2?
Why does this exist?
What kind of loser skips 34 - 70 episodes of a TV show?
Sure but I bet it'd be far more effective if clones had them in addition to guns. Why not a lightknife?
Wow these people make and fly spaceships yet can't do industrial espionage
In the new rogue one movie they mined an entire planet's worth of Jedi light saber crystals for the death star, proving they do know what they're made of
>tfw no fighter based entirely around cutting through ships with lightsabers for wings
It would be stupid, but it'd be my kind of stupid.
Fuck that, I wanna know what Blacksaber was
People that think their time is actually valuable or worthwhile believe in skipping episodes without even giving them a try first.
>malevolence
I'll never forget the sheer stupidity of those episodes. YOU'RE IN SPACE. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO OUTRUN THE EMP? Stupider than the "blockades" we see in the movies
Me too. I figure it has something to do with Mandalore that'll come up in Rebels later on.
It's a shame the Malevolence was never mentioned in Catalyst as a precursor Separatist weapon to the rumor of one Dooku was making, to trick the Republic into starting the Death Star project.
To be fair you could say the EMP was omnidirectional if the odd use of space in SW bothers you.
>Sabine
>boobs
I prefer S-foils like an ARC-170's if we're going with saberwings. Just for the hilarious looking cuts that would make.
Maybe War-Mantle was the Executor. Or just the general SSD plans? I have a feeling Stellarsphere is Starkiller.
My boy!
were the jedi allowed to masterbate asking for a friend
Are they outlawed as well in new canon?
Well the Malevolence's weapon appears to focus its energy in a single direction, and the blast's appearance don't allow the viewer to sssume it's omnidirectional. They even grew a brain and decided to "jump over it" later, removing all doubt that Jedi don't know how fucking space works and need to go back to spaceship school.
I assume Palpatine labeled lightsabers as "Jedi weapons" and put them in the ban along with everything-else Jedi.
there were concept art for tie fighters with lances on. im thinking they would had worked kind of like that.
speaking of which, does anyone have a picture of them. cant seem to find any
It's been 303 days and the ache is still fresh...
Problem is you would have to have wings that cover the entire volume of your fighter. So either something like the Trident or a tube that has a giant laser in front of it.
Neat.
What is the context to that even?
I think they talked about Ashoka being a good wife or something
At least you posted a new picture this time.
Oh don't be such a baby, all my husbandos are dead too. This is the nature of Star Wars - there can only be suffering.
Maybe try Star Trek if you want people to live.
Lol if you're willing to go close to a gigantic shielded thing that's firing at you with trillions of guns... At thit point you shoukd just straight up ram your massive spaceship into the enemy's at like petameters per nanosecond to make short work of them.
Anakin is mad someone else is hitting on HIS padawan
>starts off with her moaning
How are Mandalorians in bed? There must be a wookiepedia article about Mandalorian mating and how honorabru it is.
>defense guns
That is why you need to do it in a stupidly fast craft that will outfly their tracking. And at least ten or so of you so at least one or two get through.
Anakin and Ahsoka are not for sexual together
Its not even 50 posts in for this thread to be this terrible. This is awful.
Nice contribution
Tell that to Chekov.
When you sage, it doesn't hurt the thread, idiot.
>Obi-Wan we need you to follow up this assassin, meanwhile let your Padawan escort Padme
>I mean we can sense his boner from here, but we think it'll be good for his first solo mission
>Oh and tell him not to pack swim trunks, the lake country on Naboo is totally clothing optional
Years later
>Hey Anakin, here's a young, impressionable student in a tube top. Enjoy.
Sure the Jedi Council are well known for their less than stellar judgement but some of their decisions are especially hilarious. I wonder if they were secretly getting off to this.
But your post didn't contribute anything... What's your argument?
Crystal needs to be tuned before it can be used in a lightsaber. It can only be done by a Force user.
They were probably put into similar situations in their youth and were just getting back at the current generation.
The Jedi are fucking idiots really. No wonder Sith fucks them every time.
>What's your argument?
This isn't Sup Forums. Not everything is a debate or argument that devolves into shitflinging
Any theories on how you make a kyber crystal turn black?
Find one and enslave them
Sounds like a black market waiting to form
I can't wait to see her in Rebels.
>every time
>happened literally once in a few thousand years
You can entirely remove one character from canon.
They are replaced with an edgy mango OC.
Who will it be?
Looking at it now, is that supposed to look like damascus?
>symbol of Jedi-Mandalore unity
>OHHH LOOKS SHINY
>*Yoink*
>now the shiny stick that confers Mando leadership
Why are the Mandos so fucking stupid?
Presumably specific to the mindset of the person whose kyber crystal it was. First Mandalorian Jedi, it may be a cultural reaction.
Better question, if kybers are naturally tuned to the Light, what is the difference between blue and green crystals? More than that, if red is Dark Side and blue is Light Side and you can change between them if you rebalance the crystal, what the hell does that mean for Mace's purple nurple? Are we back to him being symbolically light and dark but not falling? Vapaad II: Electric Judgement Boogalooo?
>everyone talks about how much they hate Sabine
>marathon the entirety of Rebels over two days
>don't mind Sabine whatsoever
>hope they kill Zeb off-screen and never mention him aain
R2-D2
It confers leadership within House Vizsla since the one who made it was Tar Vizsla. The other clans merely respect the symbol since Mandalorians of House Vizsla, wielding that blade, once united the clans of old.
Rey.
That'll mean a massive drop in power levels.
do you think padme did anal
BIG
why tho?
You probably compulsively sniff your own farts as well
You can't rebalance it. You can corrupt a crystal with the Dark Side but if you remove the corruption it becomes white
yes
The pure mado edge, I guess. I'm more interested in the ancient Sith-like blade design.
>That'll mean a massive drop in power levels.
Hoo boy, I feel you greatly underestimate what you are dealing with here.
Didn't the Sith go full monk mode with the force, allowing only 1 master and 1 student?
I want to see an edgy mando sticking out of Anakin's ETA astromech slot fighting buzz droids.
the whole cast is pretty fucking bland desu
Yes
yeah, what user said
He's not talking about Rogue One
Kanan is okay but as a whole the show is pretty bad
That was because the Sith fucked themselves over so bad with backstabbing that they had to do that to not just fail constantly.
The worst thing about Kanan is the blindness which was a problem for half an episode.
I know exactly what we're dealing with here.
It's Rey.
the worst thing about kanan is that we haven't seen him in a dress
You can rebalance them, user, and I'm not sure why you think you cannot. The balance of the Force within the crystals are very delicate. You rebalance them to turn them Red. You can rebalance them again and make them light side again.
It should be noted that Ahsoka was not actively engaged in purifying the crystals, she was merely tuning with them as a means of fighting Sixth Brother. They turned white as a result of this struggle because, as said, the crystals have a very fine balance. It was not her intention, merely a happy outcome.
We don't know if they turned white because that's simple what happens when you remove the corruption, or if they returned to Ahsoka as she is now (as opposed to the green when she was still following the Jedi path), or if that's merely where they settled after the fight. Although I'm inclined to believe the third option, Filoni has repeatedly said that this is symbolic that she is no longer a Jedi. So either the second or a combination of the second and third.
I think it's a cool idea and his stupid helmet is cute, but having it be a problem literally not at all in the Maul fight or after was retarded.
She may have literally balanced them between the Light and Dark since white/clear is said to be the kybers natural state before tuning to a Force User, which is what Jyn's necklace is. This renders them impossible to recognize in the ice caverns of Ilum except via the Force, and even then it is very difficult to find a crystal that isn't calling out to you.
It would only be a problem if he wasn't force sensitive. That essentially gives him a backup pair of eyes forever, the started to kick in immediately.
Which makes blinding him completely pointless.
Are the Kanan comics any good? I'm from /tg/ and didn't know about them until the new RPG book mentioned it was adding a species from them.
>The Clone Wars was one big social experiment
Yeah, they're good.
You clearly misunderstood the episode. What truly blinded Kanan was NOT Maul damaging his eyes. it was when Kanan retreated and closed himself off not just to the Force but to those around him.
When Bendu convinced him to open himself to the Force and truly see those around him this gave him a new way of seeing the galaxy around him. A person with the Force as their ally is NEVER blind.
Almost everything done in SW is rendered pointless by some kind of other technology or ability. That doesn't take away from the symbolism of doing the act in the first place.
yes, see
kanan is basically drawn as a cute girl for the entire thing though, and he has a hot mommy
Yeah, they're pretty dope.
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Being dipped in Bacta rendered Depa Bilaba into Grade-A Adorable and upped her glibness factor off the charts. It's even higher than Master Windu!
>Being dipped in Bacta rendered Depa Bilaba into Grade-A Adorable
This user speaks the truth.
what did they serve in the jedi temple cafeteria
We /cuteposting/ now?
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