Movies that deliver exactly what they promise

>movie is called brawl in cell block 99
>he has a brawl in cell block 99

>Bone Tomahawk
>The injuns use Bone Tomahawks

movie is called jurassic park, adn they certainly did have a park whcih jurassic era donionusars athough not all the dinosaurs were from that perido

>leafyishere
>he's actually here

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>The Raid
>Except the first two minutes shows only a police raid

lovely titties

>Batman v Superman
>it's a half-baked contrivance just to have these characters fight for no reason

People hate what they don't understand.

Yeah it's probably because Snyder is too Christlike. Yeah that must be it.

>Alien
>Antagonist is an alien
Works for me

>journey to the center of the earth
>they go to the center of the earth

>There will be blood
>Last scene has blood
wow

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Well they didn't deliver what I fully expected. I was thinking the entire cast would evaporate and then condense within the pressurized molten rock but whatever.

yes this movie is 2complicated4me, thats why people universally hate it

>The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade

Spot on

yes but it was actually directed by Peter Brook

>Lord of the rings
>it's about a dude who managed to lose THE most important ring for thousands of years and hides in a tower.
He doesn't even wear a crown.

>Silence of the lambs
>Clarisse hears them SCREAMING.

>World War Z
>It's a world wide pandemic

Can sombody explain the Cross tattoo and the scabs from the boot to me? I feel like theres somthing i didnt get

>The assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford
>Jesse James gets assassinated by the coward Robert Ford

>called 30 Minutes or Less
>movie is one hour and 23 minutes

>american psycho
>is about an american psych

oh

>saw
>there's a saw

HA!

is this 12 year old some sort of e-celeb?