Tfw we will never get a scene like this in the mcu again and instead we now get reddit quips

>tfw we will never get a scene like this in the mcu again and instead we now get reddit quips

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First Captain America was kino

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That's an incredibly stupid line and even worse than what DCucks tout out as actually profound and deep writing in DCshit. If you like capeshit if any capacity, you are a pleb. When are you faggot going to get this through your thick heads?

Just watched spiderman homecoming. Forced diversity and porn jokes. Porn jokes. In spiderman. Which doesn't take a genius to know little kids are going to be watching.
Everybody involved in the movie should kill themselves. I think somebody should go find out where the wealthy people involved with the movie send their little kids to school, and go pass out porn on the playground.

Calm down. It was just a joke, bro.

so underrated, the best marvel movie together with the first iron man

Never got the hate for the two Captain America movies, haven't seen all the Marvel stuff but they were by far my favourites. Always love a good Catholic lad.

I unironically turned it off at the penis parker line, cringe tier writing

It's not the 1960s anymore grandpa. 10 year olds watch porn now, making jokes about it is perfectly fine.

Maybe you should get them to stop showing modern movies in your retirement home if they annoy you so much.

Is his head supposed to look like it’s cgi’d onto a smaller body?

Kys pedo

The second one's not hated at all, it's regarded as one of the best if not the best in the MCU.

But yeah the first one's underrated. It's a great origin story for Cap with lots of good character moments. Shame they fucked up Captain America 3 by shoving in the other Avengers and some totally pointless 20 minutes of forced Spider-Man.

I instantly lose respect for anyone that unironically uses the word "bully"

It's always a beta/cuck/liberal that says it; no exceptions.

>no exceptions
except this one

no but the writer who wrote this scene was

You ARE the BULLY, user. God help you.

Modern Marvel:
All white CIS males have to die, I don't care where they are from.

Did they reduce his shoulder length or did they just made him thinner?
It's very important please help

I was thinking lately that kids nowadays actually get away with saying "shit" and "fuck" before they're 10 nowadays.
I've actually seen kids swear in front of their parents when they're out and they're just all laughing about it, it was almost surreal.

What would you call a bully then without using the word bully?
I get your sentiment about people who use the word "toxic" or "cancerous" for everything or try to call something a "strawman" when you're arguing because they're dumb as fuck, but a bully is a bully.

I agree. Only faggots and middle-aged soccer moms unironically use the term "bully".

meanie
bad person
unloved child looking for recognition from his peers by putting other children down

"bully" and "bullying" was made up by weak faggots that were naturally being put in their place in the social order. When these faggots are allowed to be obnoxious faggots unhampered they become "people" like Dobson.

>the dutch word for bully is plague head
>who plagues children

>in English the boys get prepped by the bull

>I was thinking lately that kids nowadays actually get away with saying "shit" and "fuck" before they're 10 nowadays.
>I've actually seen kids swear in front of their parents when they're out and they're just all laughing about it, it was almost surreal.

yeah? and? who gives a fuck. it was arbitrary and parents were being literal children when they scolded their kids for profanity. grow up

>It's always a beta/cuck/liberal that says it; no exceptions

That's funny...
I instantly lose respect for anyone who screeches out stupid things like this.

He said without even a hint of irony.

Doesn't answer my question.
"Bully" is pretty specific while being a "meanie" or a "bad person" isn't mutually exclusive to what a bully does/is.

Holy shit what is wrong with you rofl

I agree, you can't project your weakness onto me.

when i was in 6th grade we used profanity like a sailor all the time in front of our teachers and on the play ground and no one did shit

only if you said it like really loud to a point where a teacher couldnt pretend they didnt hear it were you every in "trouble"

t. obnoxious, bullied fag

>who gives a fuck
What are boundaries and why should we set them for kids?
Not that I'm actually asking you because I don't think you're the type to ever have kids or find a girl who will put up with you in this lifetime.

It must suck to have a worldview that hasn't evolved since high school.

It must suck to be such a weak little runt you actually unironically got bullied ever in school or work lmao.

When I first started posting on Sup Forums I didn't know whether to take comments like those seriously (as though a person actually believes what they just wrote) or just assume that they were made ironically because everyone's anonymous.
Nowadays I take the mindset that both occur at the same time - that people are just dumb as fuck and they're posting ironically to make a point at the same time.

It's just much easier this way.

>When I first started posting on Sup Forums
You mean last week? Nobody cares if those comments make you cry or not.

Straight out of the high school book of insults user with the three pointer drives the game home.

hey mom come look I'm playing badass on the internet

The book you got last week at HS you mean?
Cry more, little kid.

go back to gay class, fag boy.

Gay class is starting. Everyone report in here.

>calling a person who's probably not a kid a kid on the internet makes you a big man and wins you the argument

Nope, it just hurts your feelings.
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Every time.

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What would happen here with modern marvel?

DC: punches the weapons out of everyones hands. psssh nothing persoell kid
Marvel: blows up the city. Flies away. I guess you could say that was not very personal lol.

No dice, I didn't take gay class when I was in highschool, which I am now not in, unlike who is both in highschool and taking gay class because he's a fag boy.

>Posturing as an edgy tough guy on an anonymous message board
>Probably over the age of 15... maybe even in his 20s

Holy shit man. I almost feel sorry for you.

>mass reply
is that what they teach you to do in gay class, fag boy?

>having your feelings hurt by a stranger on Sup Forums so much you feel the need to respond en masse
No wonder you got bullied your whole life kek

>Pity
Yeah sounds like a wimp emotion, no surprise that the wimp brings his wimp agenda onto the internet.

looks so much better than any modern marvel movie kind of sad all this wasted potential

>what are the two ghost riders
it's like your brain can't handle neoshamanism

propably a real set, it's like they even tried back then.

Star Spangled Man is a fucking unironically great scene.

Much of what made Winter Soldier and Civil War work so well was set up in the first Cap movie.

It doesn't portray Cap as an untouchable icon, it portrays him as a human being who strives to do good.

The Avengers being in the movie isn't really the problem, as his role as leader and his interactions with Sam, Natasha, Tony, Wanda give alot of insight into Steve's character.

The problem is the scene where they introduce Spidey in Civil War is astonishingly long (its actually rather padded), and is totally disconnected to Cap, (Cap's scenes are almost all short.Tony has fewer scenes but they are often much longer and delve deeper).

Bullying is nasty and an example of human beings being assholes.

The first one sucked. Mainly because there was a detailed beginning, detailed end but they flew through the middle. They needed two Captain America WW2 era movies at least. Red Skull is a good villain and they fucked it up. Only interesting thing is he might be alive and might show up again.

You do understand that the whole web slinging and sneaking around your folks thing has always been a euphamism for jacking it right?

>MCU STILL hasn't topped the Spiderman 2 train scene
But hey who needs that when we have Mr.-Literal-and-nothing-else Drax, groot wanking, and orange slices?

Yes, the moral fabric of your country has rapidly broken down as the promotion of degeneracy and vice has been embraced by your cultural elites

Based China will gratefully seize this opening

This.