Will Movie Night with Karlie Kloss be /ourshow/?
Every week, Karlie invites some of her cutest friends to come watch movies with her and provide commentary
Confirmed guests for season 1:
>Victoria Justice
>Peyton List
>Ruby Rose
>Lilly Singh
>Jourdan Dunn
>Martha Hunt
>Serena Williams
>Rachel Bilson
>Kaia Gerber
>Ashley Graham
>Kendall Jenner
>Joan Smalls
>Amber Valletta
Also note, citing "scheduling issues" Taylor Swift will NOT be appearing
Maybe it's because I'm a faggot, but, I don't see the appeal of a bunch of attractive women talking over a movie.
Real reason: she's afraid to be filmed sitting on a couch next to Karlie watching movies because she might start absentmindedly finger banging her like when they Netflix and chill in their home
You don't think they'll provide insightful commentary regarding the process of film making?
>attractive
It is pretty autistic
Probably going to be a massive hit, lot of lonely people out there
Sounds like a fun show to watch together in cytube
is it true she makes them all perform oral sex on her? or is it the other way round?
*abducts you with her spaceship*
Hey I said I was a faggot. They look nominally like the women that seem to popular. I don't find them hideous, that's generally how I gauge if a woman is pretty or not.
Probably not?
well I guess the pic in makes that pretty clear
They are her guests, after all
>no TayTay
>no Cara
>not even Lorde
>Serena "Planet of the Apes" Williams
This is a dumpster fire
I think Taylor won Lorde in the custody battle when she and Karlie got divorced
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WHY IS CARA SO ALPHA
I HATE HER REEEEEE
I want to see the casting couch for this show
Why no guys?
Guys only come in for the manlet bullying intermission
she pulls out a fleshlight and makes them perform oral sex on it!
I believe it
Too bad, Harvey isn't in business anymore ...
What an incredible collection of whores no one gives a flying fuck about. (This includes Kloss)
*blocks your path*
Wtf literal rape
*licks your pusy*
But what about her legendary KODING skills?
I wonder what kind of vapid movies a whore like her likes to watch?
Mean girls?
No because she is not a man.
Fuck off with your cringe shit faggot
Does Karlie Kloss browse Sup Forums?!
Sup Forums cringe thread?
Who do you think posts all the lewd TayTay threads?
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>applied to be Taylor's pusy slave
>the other applicant was literally a seven foot tall millionaire supermodel computer genius international assassin
Are these whores going to watch the notebook on repeat or something?
The shilling is getting out of hand
What are the movies?
so will this work as a gf simulator?
>nicely placed product
Reminds me of that one cartoon where a woman carefully places things for a picture (including coercing her cat to remain still) to act as if she's having a nice evening, posts it to social media and then spends all night shitposting in the dark with a frown.
The worst kind of person.
But you do the same thing without the cat
hoW i wach?
She gets paid to do it though.
Marathoning all the episodes in one night counts as losing your virginity
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
giv giant gf
>Every week, Karlie invites some of her cutest friends to come watch movies with her and provide commentary
So it's MST3K for teen girls?
And the profile, and the friends/followers, and the photo.
I'm just shitposting user. I'm a good boy.
>paid to be a dumbass online
I'm a specialist in this field, where do I sign up.
>Every week, Karlie invites some of her cutest friends to come watch movies with her and provide commentary.. and then she forces them to do LESBIAN SEX ACTS on her PRIVATE AREA
>no taytay
DROPPED!
;_;
do I get to watch the movie too?
Of course, it's MST3K style
Is it weird that I've wanted to be a girl my entire life even though I'm exclusively attracted to women and don't fetishize it (I've wanted this since long before there was anything sexual on my mind anyway). I don't (and won't) dress or act like a woman in my daily life, but I do like to imagine what it would be like to be a woman, and if anyone would give me the choice I'd pick being female. At the same time, I think crossdressing and trannies are gross and they aren't something I want for myself at all. I don't want to be a guy pretending to be a chick, I want to be a chick, and I'd much, much rather be male than a fake woman.
Is there anyone who has similar feelings? I'm not posting this on /lgbt/ since their attitude towards this is completely different from mine.
If there were a "step into this booth and come out 10 seconds later as a hot chick" service I'm pretty sure it would see a lot more use than surgery/hormone shit
>Karlie Kloss net worth: $4 million
>Taylor Swift net worth: $250 million
She looks terrible in that dress. Shame.
Do they watch Master and Commander in this?
you just want to suck on penises and have gangbangs with men
Please stop embarrassing my soon to be wife.
Are you sure you're her type?
i can tuck and put on a dress!!!
Does she realize the audience is going to be 90% virgin men?
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Why doesn't Taylor have an ass?
>cd..
>cd ..
>oh gosh this is hard, TIME FOR A SELFIE
Why are you such a faggot?
Because she's a white girl.
Is Taylor a stealth lesbian?
Because she's perfect
Nope, she's bisexual.
kill yourself
>stealth
Taylor and Karlie literally live in the same penthouse together
They went on a weeklong vacation in a camper that has one bed
Ok, look at this picture.
1 and 2 only sucked dicks their entire life. 3 is an avid cunt licker.
yeah, that's me
pls be a london
So you literally just believe everything The Big Machine puts out. lolok
>does the queen of Sup Forums and Sup Forums know her audience
>queen of Sup Forums
They literally hate her.
> and Sup Forums
she's over 13
taytay is clearly set up as the surprise guest for the season finale DUH
it's over user
Karlie Kloss is a meme with an ugly face and the show is going to be godawful, most people who are actually into movies are disgusting plebs and none of the guests even have that qualification afaik (don't recognize most of the names though.) Who is going to watch this? 12-year-old aspiring Instagram whores and basement-dwelling virgin NEETs?
who gives a fuck about this republican whore?
fucking roastie cunt
>>Victoria Justice
>>Peyton List
>>Kendall Jenner
This would be literally Sup Forums's show a few years ago
For me it's Rachel Bilson
mmm those feet...
I have this stupid fantasy where taylor and I are sitting next to each other by chance on a flight and we get to talking and she somehow enjoys our conversation and the fact that I don't care she is famous. When the plane lands, she invites me to the concert she is performing the next evening and I say something like "I'll see if I have time." Of course I end up going and we start casually dating.
Holy fuck I wouldn't waste my time on this show if you paid me $1000.
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gynokratic dominance hierarchy, they do this in sororities and when they're pregaming and leaving orgies/nights of debauchery. don't be sad
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Is it bad that one of my fetishes is seeing women "force" other women to sleep with them and bullying them?
>swn stomp you to death
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based giv poster
kys yourself
>>Kendall Jenner
fuck off reddit
chick banter is usually pretty boring. hopefully she'll have somebody who knows a lot about film and has something of substance to say.
Sup Forums loved pre-coal burning underage Kendall