Frumpy linebacker or ginger sex goddess

frumpy linebacker or ginger sex goddess.

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i think the choice is clear

Hot Dog Water.

i want to take Velma on a romantic date and make her feel good about herself

Frumpy Linebacker it is!

take both.

I want to fuck her to death.

Linebacker.

More to hold on to.

Always the ginger.

Fanon (Thick) Velma > Daphne > Canon Velma

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Velma, every time.

The doughy one

Don't ever get contacts, love. I can't see you without your glasses.

Who wouldn't want a girl who can crush your pelvis while simultaneously calculating the exact amount of force she's exerting on you in her head?

I can't be seen without my glasses !!

>Who wouldn't want a girl who can crush your pelvis

Velma can't do it, she is mediocre. She needs fanartof insecure dags to make her look good and better than what she actually is.

Velma was kind of a bitch in mystery inc. Daphne was the better girl there

Why is this a question?

She's got the strength to carry the rest of the gang like they were nothing and run with them. There's some muscle mixed in with that thickness.

But that's Daphne disguised as Velma

with sound: #p1496284

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Every time one of these threads comes up I hear someone accuse Sup Forumsmrades of only finding Velma attractive because she seems more attainable. But I know that's not the case with me. I just have a thing for frumpy plain jane nerd girls. My first ever crush was on a frumpy plain jane nerd girl and ever since then I've come to realize they aren't really that attainable at all. They're in much shorter supply than normie girls and those who qualify as being pretty on a local scale. And they're never interested in people like me. They usually go for normies and/or dudes on that Buscemi-Cumberbatch spectrum of being outside conventional beauty standards in just the right way that they swing back to being extremely attractive to them.
By the way, have this picture of what might be the first canon confirmation of the Velma/Shaggy ship featuring Shaggy and what this show tried to pass off as Velma.

Crystal clear.

That's a rare Velma indeed.

daph always

How anyone could choose Velma over her is beyond me.

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yep

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no, that's a dude

She feels good about herself my dude

Daphnes bust isn't that big.

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Maybe you need to try looking at Velma in a different light.

What was the characterization of this Velma?

Cunty lesbian Velma makes me unhappy.

I want to ride on the back of Daphne's motorcycle.

They both hit a lot of fetishes for me, but I do prefer Velma. I also generally preferred Zelda to the girl of the week on Dobie Gillis, so it's not an isolated thing.

It is?

>What was the characterization of this Velma?
the same as WNSD

Was this show so bad that it never aired on Cartoon network.

That's not comfortable at all though

Fixed.

the reason is an edit?

Frumpy linebacker

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Velma canonically weighs less than Daphne AND has bigger boobs.

Bullshit

What's she watching Sup Forums?

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Cause bitch's a hobbit

This meets with my boner's approval.

How? it's not the best way to read until you remove the socks.

>that bashful
>'sorry, I tensed up'

The linebacker, of course.
The sex goddess is nice and all but god that linebacker is THICC

>The force of the canon below her
>That Hair
>Her demeanor hanging out of the cannon
>"I think I tensed up"

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Linebacker. Strong woman with warrior genes.

an edit of my edit? i approve.

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>4'9"
>95 lbs
Where did this thicc meme come from, she is a fucking womanlet.

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People mistaking the baggy clothes for her figure.

>Velma is very attractive to me.
>Given the proper circumstances, I would court her and eventually grow a respectful relationship through a series of romantic dates to hopefully build her self confidence and then one day get her to do all the jinky things I fantasize about doing with her.
>2.5 kids
>Picket fence
>yada yada

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we definitely need more spooky Velma pics

I don't like that some people see velma as a Land Whale.
If she is overweight at all, it's not by much.
She's probably just stacked and everyone thinks that huge boobs are attractive so ham beasts with large breasts think if they cosplay velma then it's okay for them to be huge.
It's not okay. Please diet.

>I don't like that some people see velma as a Land Whale.
Probably because to them they already associate her as big most likely because that's what they're attracted to.
>insert fetish with character
shocking.

I'd hit

bump

I'm gonna need an artist for this pic.

Would unironically smash all except middle who I would only smash ironically.

Lower-right corner.

Oh. Right. Shit. Thanks, I was distracted by tits.

Jacques00, also two more pics in the set that are Sup Forums safe

fair warning, the original version had a dick, I got that edited out over on /aco/ to make it safe to post here

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Uggggg thicker

Why's she peeing? eew

BOTH! OP will not divide us!

very true

Even better. Short stacks see the best.

because she's a short stack, that's why.

>See
Are*. The fuck autocorrect?

Avatar of well known rule 34 animator.

Holy shit, that is Zone-Tan. What is this from? Also is it time to stream the porn again?

Misato

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Canon 90 pound petite walking sex toy Velma>Daphne>Fanon fat cow Velma

Scooby Doo DTV movie called Camp Scare

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I never got how everyone was into Velma, Daphne is the superior girl

>Also is it time to stream the porn again?

When isn't it? Bobbi Starr was great in that.

anyone else? I got some time

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