The Dragons franchise would be a better franchise if Hiccup was a girl

>The Dragons franchise would be a better franchise if Hiccup was a girl.

True or false?

All franchises would be better if they starred cute girls.

False. Hiccup was a beta male that manned the fuck up and got his girl.

However a female Hiccup and Astrid is interesting...

m8 Hiccup being a girl.
even just the idea sounds better

As long as the fandom avoid all that abuse fetishism. Fuck the porn is cancerous as fuck, with all that abused astrid shit.

I think some people would have had a problem with a female lead getting maimed.

As long as Astrid stays a girl.

It would be fucking great. If you want equality, then get some fucking equality bitch.

False, because according to feminists women and men are equal, so if Hiccup were a girl the franchise would be equal as it's now, righ,t feminits?

Dude, I was just gonna say the exact same thing 'til I saw your post!

It'd be better if the dragons were girls

Would've been better if it was more like the books

Stormfly and Meatlug are girls.

Yang lost an arm, Furiosa has a prosthetic. Though I could be biased, my friends think I have an amputee fetish.

Everything would be better with a girl protagonist.

except avatar

True, because then we could ship Hiccup and Toothless. Have that cute brunette get Bad Dragon'd.

Sup Forums says they want more girls, but when girls are protagonists they whine about them being mary sues no matter what they do. In the end Sup Forums would rather fap to a female version of a male character without feeling threatened over female characters being allowed to drive plots.

>implying this isn't possible already
lube allows pretty much anything

My nigga. Moviefags will never know absolute comfy like those books.

Cuter at least, but you'd get a lot more bestiality porn with the dragon.

I said more, I know there already is some probably.

>The Dragons franchise would have won two Oscars if Hiccup was a girl.
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...Nah, that don't work

Huh, I never found colour versions

>Me better DRAWN
Savage

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This, though I stopped reading at book 7. Is the series still going?

It stopped at book 12.

A certain part of book 8 is my favorite though

fixed

I think it stopped at book 12, but sadly I never got around to reading the last 2. It started getting pretty fucking dark towards to end

Book 7 was my favourite because I love gigantic sea monsers

>A certain part of book 8 is my favorite though
The part where he's in the tree?

Yep. That whole scene was top-tier atmospheric. I'm hoping Cowely starts another series eventually.

I can smell they buyers remorse from here.

>When the pages themselves turned dark and shaded

False

This

Yeah, what the fuck is up with that?

It's like, Astrid being beaten, forced to fuck pigs and eat their shit.

What is it about this movie that attracted the S&M crowd?

I think a better question is, why so much Astrid hate in all of the rule34? I think she's a qt3.14, but most pics of her are practically torture or guro. It makes me sad.

Which was the one where Hiccup freed the giant dragon that decides to make an army?

>the atmosphere of a witch telling a story about fallen kingdoms in a prison-tree to a defenseless kid while a storm rages outside

Camicazi > Astrid

Book 8 is where he releases it, when he gets captured by the Outcast tribe

One monsterous cunt comminsioned a bunch of the torture porn from artists. Then it kept growing from there. So there is one faggot to blame for the blight on the community. Thought the artists are dicks as well for accepting and continuing it.

Ehhh starving artists gotta eat. But it makes me sad that I can't even look up r34 of her without getting into some dark territory. Plus it makes me sad cuz she's such a perky cutie pie tomgirl who just wants a friend. The fuck happened to the nigga who hates her so much? How does someone come to hate a cartoon character so much you throw money at artists to draw her as a quadriplegic mind fucked public sex doll for pigs?

False stay away from that qt or I'll fuck your shit up.

Is the show actually worth watching? Or is it another cashgrab tryna make money from inertia from the movies?

False. Shit won't get any less shit if you throw girls at it, you only end up with shitty girls.

BTW,

New episodes in like two weeks.

>How does someone come to hate a cartoon character so much you throw money at artists to draw her as a quadriplegic mind fucked public sex doll for pigs?

The saddest part is that I'm glad it happened to Astrid, because that means it didn't happen to Ruffnut.

She was a sacrificial lamb, user. Through her pain others were saved.

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