Have you ever met a celebrity or entered a contest to try to meet one?

Have you ever met a celebrity or entered a contest to try to meet one?

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There really aren't any celebrities alive I'd like to meet, maybe Jerry Lee Lewis or Kurt Russel.

i have met morgan webb and adam sessler in japan.

>100 dollar raffle ticket to get to fuck Larkin

I know mac demarco on a personal level if that counts.

I don't want aids, so I'd just rub her tits and jack off all over them.

>illegal twerk

kek @ mastermind

she has literally been fucked by 5 niggers at once so your pic is strangely apt

It doesn't.

lou rawlins

Is it degenerate to watch / jerk off too her videos?

In addition to rolling, I offer the below picture as a suggested addition to the jailfu chart

Russell

Victoria can stalk and threaten me any day.

Hey! Ho! Let's roll!

I was on a boy scout trip sailing in the Bahamas and stopped at a small island to go swimming and buy supplies but met the cast of Scrubs and was cast as an extra in an episode instead. They were all pretty cool.

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I met Christina Hendricks on a plane. She grabbed me, forced me into the bathroom, and smothered me with her tits until I agreed to give her $50,000. Her giant tits give her lots of calcium, which results in super-human strength.

She sat next to me on the rest of the flight. If I tried to move she'd put me in a headlock where my face was buried in her titty again. At the end of the flight she forced me into an armbar and had me on display for all to gawk at.

When I revealed I couldn't actually pay the $50,000, she knocked me out with a tit smother and I awoke in her dungeon, where I now work as a slave. Every night I am milked then squeezed by her legs until I pass out.

If anyone sees this message, plz help

Only the ones where she fucks blacks, ots like she gathered the grossest niggers in the US for those scenes, theres some where she fucks whites and based Ramon but the rest is just her sucking white dick or lesbo shit.

Ashley's probably a massive bitch, but damn she's alluring.

Ran into Gerard Butler at a Five Guys. Asked how he was doing, he was really nice and chatted it up for a bit. Got his food and left. Seems like a regular dude.

Saw Dan Harmon drunk off his ass getting into an altercation outside a bar in Silverlake. He was yelling at this tall bald guy and then started pushing him. The bald guy pushed him back and he fell over, and when he hit the ground he immediately let loose the most piss I've ever seen in my life. Didn't stick around to see what happened after.

gimme Kimberly, waweewhoawah

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roll roll roll

Rollin on a river

I don't believe it.

I noticed the other day how jacked her feet are and completely lost interest.

Her Power Girl pov was a work of art.

Rolls in my room with a little house on a Sunday afternoon.

KEIRAN I DON'T THINK THAT GIRL IS 18 BRO

>She'll do it for free
>With no makeup or wig

I have met athletes

I want her to stick her tongue down my throat.
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She clearly has no intention of stopping.

yo give me the address, i wanna come 'save' you

giv 2nd rate famke janssen

I think she uses her fake tits to compensate for the fact she has no ass.

Please let me save Alex.

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it's real

I met Michael Keaton on the set of My Life when they were filming some scenes on Chicago's West Side.

rolling

I might just have to make an unwise use of my very limited funds.

rolling

She’d be a 10 if she worked out

>those horrible tattoos

boner killer

go go

I win no matter what.

>Sup Forums - Porn Stars

Rolling

feeling lucky today

what are you, gay?

>not jerking it to her JOIs exclusively

>be rich
>buy the max number
>already guarantee yourself 10% chance

What if you bought more under someone else's name? $20,000 is nothing to some people.

fuck it, rolling
I saw larry david in a blockbuster once

Her tits aren't even her best feature. It's that tongue.

cmon Russel, purify me!

ROOOLLLL

There was a period when Jessica Jaymes would let her website members have sex with her if they let it be filmed. Not sure if she still does that.

Pic related, this guy brought his wife to watch.

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oh jesus

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Can't deny, she does make the scenes better because she knows how to work the audio.

Rollan

Why don't more porn actresses have tongue game?

Jesus Christ, Geoffrey, stfu already.

>1638x3053
>tagged as transgender

OH BOY

Jesus Christ I'm really tempted even though I know I won't win and I'd bust within a minute.

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How is this not prostitution?

this is pathetic

It's on video and be classified as art through a loophole or some shit like that.

jack off right before, pop a viagra.

So I just need to carry around a contract and a smart phone to fuck any escort/hooker legally?

Time to get to work.

In the San Fernando Valley, yeah go for it. Don't forget your wallet.

52plz

rollin n tumblin I'm coming for you Rosario

Here we go

Harmon is known to be a gigantic faggot so I believe it.

Bum tress whick

1-18, 25-39. 52-54, 64-68, or 94-98 roll.

What if I'm a virgin with a heart condition?

>saw the director of master and margarita when I was 7, in a random store in Russia
> I thought it was the best piece of art i've seen in my whole life up until that point ( still a wonderfully adaptation and really solid work)
> Beta out cuz he looked scary irl
Wonder where my life could have gone if I introduced myself and talked about my passion for cinema/acting. No use crying over spilt milk though

me on the left

I was one of the reenactors in God's and Generals and met practically the entirety of the main cast. Robert Duvall is a dick when he forgets his lines.

Fuck you Geoffrey why do you have to gloat ffs

dicklets, when will they learn?

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what the fuck

Ugly

>fellow female porn stars be like

>be rich
>pay $2000 for 10% chance of winning
>lose raffle to poor shitskin who bought a 1/200 chance for $100
>he chooses to publicly release it
>watch in agony, unable to resist
>re finalist ends up becoming a full time pornstar

That is the most likely outcome.

How much would you pay for Hitomi Tanaka, Anri Okita, Milena Velba, or Nadine Jansen?

I want to eat Larkin Love's arse like it's my last meal on earth. I want her to moan, roll her eyes and call me a good boy while she cums all over my beard.

Fucked Gillian Anderson in 1995 after an awards show.

nigga you know you need to post details about this, so I can fact check it.

I fucked your mom in 2005 and got her pregnant with you so it's impossible

YES

Was the Otto Awards in Germany which is hosted by Germany's biggest teen magazine.
She wasn't a super huge star then so they could afford to fly her in. Duchovny was apparently too expensive so it was only her.
My uncle worked for the Bauer Verlag so he got me tickets and I went to the after party.
I was early 20s back then and a good dancer so I ended up dancing with her eventually. Was fun, got talking, had drinks, ended up in her room, fucked all night.
Gave her my number but never heard from her again. Such is life.

>How much would you pay...
Nothing, I have erectile dysfunction.