I LOVE GOLLLLDDDD

I LOVE GOLLLLDDDD

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gold you say?
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what's jigsaw doing in Star Wars?

The shmell of it, the tasthe of it, the texture.

neck vagina wtf

There are only two things I can't stand in this world
The intolerant sith because only they hate other people views
and those who only deal in absolutes

>shit Trump won, how do we change Snoke to reflect him

Bong and a crepe?

>No Luke.....I am your fahhhrjar

Wtf he looks like that lady from those anti-smoking PSAs

kek

more like anti-snoking

Why does his throat look like a heavily-worn vagina?

HE LOVES ONLY GOLD
GOLD FINGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Have a (you)

>ok committee, we need to design the new Star Wars villain
>how about we bring in Darth Plagious? It will be great. It will bring the whole series full-circle, the fans will love it. What could be more intriguing than Palpatines old master? A man who has mastered life and death?
>Darth Who? Did you even watch the films kid? We need another Palpatine. The audiences love him. And another Vader too.
>Agreed. It needs to be something the hip modern audience can relate to
>he should be white, really pale, and bald, and ugly
>great thinking Jamal
>and lets make him extremely rich and loves gold, like Trump!
>now we're talking Laqueesha!
>and we should make his spaceships larger, and give him another deathstar! But bigger!
>Now we're talking! I knew I should have hired you guys and not those Star Wars nerds! Oy moy can you imagine?

Welcome to 1975 Austin Powers and faaaasha

Why does he look like Corey Felman

wah waaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah

ANYONE WHO ACCEPTS THIS SHIT AS CANON IS A TRAITOR TO STAR WARS! FUCK DISNEY AND MONSANTO SHITHEAD OVERLORDS.

I HAVE A DUTCH ACCENT

ISN'T THAT VEIRD

this but unironocally

Damn he does look like Jigsaw

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures,

and the Dutch.

FOOK YU

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The first homosexual sith lord in the galaxy. Very progressive indeed disney

lol probably not that farfetched

>we rape the black man

What did he mean by this?

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

>OH let's just do what we always do, hijack a planet destroying weapon and hold the galaxy hostage. Good?

This character screams "I was made to scare the target audience" (aka 8 years old).

jej

>Hey let's dredge up more shit from back when Star Wars lore sucked
>lol yea that sounds perfect
>Hey I got an idea lets reference the widely panned prequels
>lol yeah that's perfect, no one will mind that

CAN I PAINT HIS LIGHTSABER GOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD? It's kind of my thing.

your farger???

>he doesn't realize he's not the target demographic anymore

How about NO, you crazy humanoid bastard!

His fajah, you know dad is fajah

Snoke and a pancake?

reminder snoke is anakins dark side force ghost trying to remain in the physical. jedi become one with the meta physical. sith try to manipulate the physical and try to remain for as long as possible. immortality if it could be attained.
anakins dark side force ghost is a vampiric entity reaping the force from living entities to remain in the physical world.

just look at snokes form. those aren't exactly wounds. thatsclearly an incomplete physical being.

That honestly sounds fucking awful

This isn't the expanded universe anymore, go back to masturbating over fanfiction. That said, who cares about new Star Wars?

That honestly sounds autistics

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so Voldemort