So Sup Forums, which one do you take?

So Sup Forums, which one do you take?

Half and half.

Obviously the bluepill.

I kick the nigger in the balls and shove both the pills down his throat because I don't take pills from random niggers like a retard.

isn't the redpill the one that makes me a fat basement dweller cuck? I'll take the blue one

why not both?

I want a third pill.

Red pill, then sell Zion to Agent Smith in return for all the juicy steaks and juicy sluts they can program.

midol is the third pill

Now honestly, what would physically happen if he took both pills?
also isn't the blue pill just the same as not taking the pill + erasing memory?

the blue pill gives you gyno and male pattern baldness

How did they accomplish this shot?

is it during the day or am i going to sleep soon?

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I already have gyno because I'm a woman

post feet w/ socks

Now I have a boner.

I'll take the bogpill.

Red because that Trinity chick was totally into me.

What happens if you take both pills?

no you arent

No cancerous chemicals for me thanks, you can keep your poison pills all to yourself.

The Ralphie approach. Probably the red at first then I would make a deal with the aliens to make me a movie superstar who has nothing to worry about in life.