Gwyneth

>Gwyneth
Did her parents have a fucking lisp or something?

I'm having some trouble here, lads. As you might understand I'm trying to masturbate to Gwyneth in that picture. However, due to the composition, light, body language etc. the eye automatically goes towards Harvey. Usually, it's ok if there's a guy in the pic (or porn video). You block that shit out. With this photograph thiugh it's just different. Harvey is always disgusting but this pic is just something else. Those fat framed eyeslits, the smug grin, the frumpy nose, the awful skin, the triple chin, his eggy fivehead, and that fucking herpes sore on his lip. What a nasty motherfucker. He took the little bit that nature gave him and shat all over it, challenging all of creation by saying "I have money and power I fuck all the hot chicks I want!". It's hard to express just how incredibly revolting this mcdonalds-ice-cream-machine-interioresque visage is. If you're a straight woman, could you appreciate it like a straight man can appreciate an ugly chick who's really horny, or is it even worse since it actively destroys and distorts what you might consider the formula to beauty? Help me out, please.

tl;dr post more HARVEYxGWYNETH

It's a fine Welsh name you Anglo retard

Are you implying that Gwynis is a name?

The poor guy must be completely drained. All those starlets he's poked, and the memory-wanks he must have had.

DRAAAAAAAIIIIINNNAGE

Name one Welsh person without a lisp.

>implying it's not
FFVIIfag detected

Anthony Hopkins
Catherine Zeta Jones
Ioan Gruffudd

>anthony
>th
>catherine
>th
Wow, you named 3 and got just one. Case in point.

Sophie Dee

they let Mike Tyson name her.

Is a better actress that Gwyneth Paltrow

And less slutty.

Does she have a lisp?

Rocco is a fan.

i can't speak that

burger here: is the "th" sound some kind of weird fixation the eternal anglo has?

"Th" is "s" by lispniggers.

wtf really? so in bongistan "Anthony" would always be pronounced An-tony, not An-tho-ny?

>tfw emma will never step on your balls