ITT: favorite simpsons quotes

"die bart, die"

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>the bart, the

>"Yes, I'd suck that panda's cock for money, Mr. Burns. I'm a nasty bearslut"
Damn.

>"Yes, I'd suck that panda's cock for money, Mr. Burns. I'm a nasty bearslut"
that lady gaga episode had some weird stuff

>No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

What did he mean by this?

nein!

>GET BACK TO WORK, STEWART.

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>I don't *say* "evasion". *I* say "avoision."

>"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary."

Reminds me of life, that's why I love it so much.

I hated that lady ga ga episode so much, but that scene was pretty funny

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>she'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
>it no longer exists
>PUT IT IN H

Fuck what an incredible scene

>shimatta-baka-ni!

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seattle

I always fucking lose it at the slogan for MonstroMart. Still use the phrase "baffling ordeal" when referring to shopping in stores I don't especially like.

I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DINGALING!

Bart has such a pottymouth on him these days.

Pi is exactly 3

MY EYE!

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE!

This is a joke, right

Things are finally looking up, Ol' Gil's gonna sue