Character uses magic or psychic power

>character uses magic or psychic power
>nosebleed

Same one time this happens

that trope is cool, fuck off gay frog

literally what's wrong with this
it makes perfect sense

lamao

>Carrie
>Fantastic 4
>Stranger things

that happens to me all the time its actually true. even something as simple as moving a glass of water from my table to my desk takes quite a bit of mental effort.

>character uses public bathroom to take a shit
>doesn't go through two rolls of toilet paper and still smells the rest of the day

>character physically strains lifting something
>BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>he doesn't bring a cup of water with him to wash the shit off

wait, people can actually do this?

I hate that nosebleed powers trope so fucking much

Firestarter
Scanners

Be a total fatass to the point of getting up from your computer to grab a glass of water gives you a nosebleed?

Sure.

>character isn't constantly thinking about suicide
How am I supposed to relate to this

oh, I thought he was actually physic

>character just closes a door or lifts a minor object with mental powers
>no nosebleed

>character tracks someone or lifts medium object
>minor nosebleed

>character lifts a track or doing some AoE damage
>both nostrils bleed

>character tries to close an upsidedown portal
>gets first period

>character isn't constantly focusing on nothing and having a thousand yard stare
>character doesn't physically shake away bad thoughts

>heavy drug user
>healthy weight, attractive, functional

You don't like realism?

>omg another stranger things thread.

yeah, this was honestly the most annoying detail.

it was more annoying that it was always from the left nostril. almost like they believe in the right/left brain theories. or fucking phrenology. it's almost like stranger things was written by alt-right nazis.

stranger things is the most alt-right nazi show of all time.

I bring a disposable bottle of water and a little bottle of liquid soap with me anywhere I go just in case I have to shit in public.

>War movie
>10 minutes of actual war scenes, two hours of sappy PTSD/adjusting to home life

shut up you piece of shit

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>3 "x does y" threads up

...

>have mental/psychic powers
>doesn't use them for hands free masturbation

>washed up alcoholic sobers up for one last mission
>is fine within minutes

???

>character1 coughs in hand , blood in it
>character2 r u okay
>character1 I'm fine it's nothing

>asshole character is bitten by zombie
>keeps it secret until he turns and kills one of the heroes!

>character coughs
>character fucking dies