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Eli Roberts
This is the worst one I've seen. It actually seems like it's made by Sup Forums as a joke.
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Cooper Russell
It's the audio which gets me more than anything with American documentaries.
Owen Diaz
>Brit documentary
>wubwubwubwub
>tons of cuts
Grayson Cook
>yuropeon docu
>some raspy 80 year old guy as narrator
Wyatt Lee
why does this remind me of hell's kitchen?
Benjamin Wright
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Logan Morris
Jaxon Anderson
Spotted the amerilards
Eli Carter
I dont even want to watch that from the thumbail
Alexander Wright
These are the worst. I can't stand them. I never want to learn about insects ever again because of this video.
Carter Walker
>the only way to slow this guy down...is death
Damn, what did the American meant by this? He doesn't actually believes the shit he is saying, right?
Matthew Nelson
Well, what else would slow it down?
Lincoln Evans
being splashed by human semen would probably slow it down a bit
Easton Johnson
>Monsters Inside Me
>nature documentary
Zachary Edwards
What if it uses it as fuel and goes faster?
Grayson Jackson
>literal autist survival documentaries
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Logan Rivera
how perspicacious of you
Cameron Morgan
This video is retarded, I feel like I'm watching a WWE wrestling match
Jacob Perry
europoors are retarded
in other news grass is green?!
Parker Jones
so uh what is it then? a nature thriller?
James Allen
that fight between the spider and centipede was really fucking cool
Levi Morales
>not wearing shoes
fucking dumb ass
Carter Rivera
A medical show. Saw one where a teratoma of brain tissue caused a girl's immune system to attack her brain and made her hallucinate and forget how to speak, was pretty kino.
Juan Evans
>Monsters Inside Me
>turns out it's a documentary about migrants in the EU
James Gray
Underrated kek
Chase Long
Spotted the Yurofaggot.
Joseph Ross
Which it would make her think I'm a 10/10 and fuck my brains out. Was she hot?
Samuel Roberts
Well even if she didn't think you were a 10/10, it's not like she would remember how to say no.
Tyler James
Its a nature documentary you autist
Liam Garcia
>LOOKS LIKE THE CENTIPEDE SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
Alexander Clark
I've seen people pull botflies out before and it's never this bad what the fuck.
Dylan Morgan
>ywn lay around and eat/rape penguins all day
Christian Ross
What did he mean by this?
John Nguyen
No, she was fat and half black
Also apparently they have the exact same show in Bongistan but with a different narrator
Isaiah Robinson
>THE DUNGBEETLE HAS BEGUN DENYING THE HOLOCAUST
>EVEN AS A DUNGBEETLE IT STILL WILL REFUSE BULLSHIT
how did attenborough get away with that?
Jonathan Myers
What would an american docu say about this footage, I wonder?
Nathaniel Ward
He makes his own shoes but doesn't usually wear them when he's working with mud.
Charles White
>DESPITE THE GREEN SCREEN, THE LADY ISN'T IMPRESSED BY HIS SPECIAL EFFECTS
James Cooper
He developed some nice upper body strength over the last year and a half while making dosh and learning about history/technology. Fuck
Jackson Watson
You wanna live that life, you gotta EARN that life, you fat shit
Liam Phillips
>ywn shower him off with your saliva when he returns to his actual home after a long day in the woods
Robert Clark
this is fucking awesome
Jack Harris
whose the faggot
Luke Watson
>european sex education/puberty doc
>it's just child pornography
Nicholas Rodriguez
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Thomas Smith
He's our guy.
William Murphy
this is like THE best nature show out there
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Dominic Anderson
>europe is so poor they have to steal ms paint images
Asher Diaz
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Colton Williams
American documentaries all seem to be voiced and edited as if they're aiming at toddlers and children.
Blake Bennett
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Henry Harris
This would be fuc*ing epic to some skrillex
Joshua Harris
Most of his videos are before shoes were invented
He doesn't need them because he doesn't shower with men like you do
Ayden Long
THIS
Evan Cox
>Go to European cinema
>Avoid trucks on way, my friends aren't so lucky
>Pass the circumcision test by the ISIS gunmen in front, looking for Jews
>Buy halal popcorn
>Pay jiza tax on ticket
>Wait for pre-show beheading to get over with
>Sit on what I think it's a seat but realize it's a woman in a burqa and I'm in the female theater
>Run out before I get stoned to death
>Special notice before movie to "Die for Palestine"
>Movie has been cut, it's just images of people praying
>Film interrupted several times for forced prayer sessions
>Theater closes early because it's Friday, the holy day of Islam
Leo Brooks
Not too long back was watching an American produced documentary about the Pioneer space probes - they actually blurred out the man and woman on the plaque.
Brayden Campbell
Primitive Technology is fucking kino you plebian faggot.
Jayden Torres
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Isaiah Cook
Did I say it wasn't?
Luke Hughes
honestly, the birds look like raptors
Ryder Phillips
kek
imagine being this mad
Hudson Roberts
yeah some birds definitely carry that gait about them.
William Williams
>want to enjoy Blade Runner 2049
>movie pauses so that everyone can face Mecca and pray
David Sanchez
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Aiden Garcia
Lads Blue Planet II starts tonight. Excited tbqh.
Isaiah Lee
gib torrent
Benjamin Hernandez
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Xavier Murphy
awwwhhh yeah
Evan Long
Are you in the UK?
I am so fucking bummed that I have to wait until 2018 before Blue Planet is brought to the USA. What's the hold-up? American cable carries BBC and it's already in English. Do they have to redub all the bings and bongs?
Robert Bell
There'll be a torrent soon after I imagine.
Jacob Bailey
>american
>passing a circumcision test
Luis Howard
>not making your own
Lucas Edwards
Yeah, there will, but I can't well watch a torrent on my LCD TV with the soundbar blasting. I gotta have the full immersion going. My laptop is a busted old piece of shit that would doubtless ruin the quality, so that means waiting.
fuck man. I just don't know how they get so many incredible shots. Just that simple grab of all those fish hovering motionlessly over the rocks is breathtaking.
Christopher Wood
animals doing human activities is the best shit I swear
Cooper Martinez
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Eli Green
jesus christ. how horrifying.
Christian Ward
I went deep sea fishing back in 2007 and caught a couple Mahi-Mahi, they're hard motherfuckers to reel in but fuck me if it wasn't worth mounting the male I caught.
>tfw fancy hotel I was staying at ended up cooking one of the others I caught for me and made the best fish dish I ever had in my life
Alexander Harris
>mounting the male I caught.
that's lewd
Brody Evans
>but I can't well watch a torrent on my LCD TV with the soundbar blasting
what?
Just grab a flash drive and plug it on your TV you mong
Kayden Clark
What is it about bug documentaries that are so comfy?
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Ryan Edwards
>tfw I had one of those fuckers (giant centipede) fall out the shower curtain when I was about to take a shower one day
I just about killed myself slipping away. Scarred me for good. I can't take a shower anymore without checking everywhere first, and I never close my eyes, ever. Not afraid of anything else now though, which is good.
Julian Sullivan
lol
Gavin Collins
>this thread
Adam White
>american nature
Boring. Seriously how can one country have so much boring flora and fauna?
Charles Myers
Fucking Aussies
Jaxon White
Kevin Stewart
Yeah boring, at least compared to literally every other country on earth which is amazing considering how big the united states is.
>skunk
Just a wimpier version of the honey badger
>inb4 but hawaii
Hawaii is not a u.s. state, its just an illegally annexed territory.
Jacob Rodriguez
What Fauna do you find cool faggot? because the United states has some of the most diverse fauna in the world.
Ian Lee
>honey badger
Meme animal. Kill yourself post haste.
Sebastian Roberts
The non-Amerishart ones
Thomas Cox
MILF
Gabriel Ortiz
Ok ya got me with your first bait have another (you)
Henry Rivera
Okay so when I make a documentary thread I get no replies but when this guy does it gets replies, fuck all of you
Ethan Campbell
>those memes were actual reality
Grayson Stewart
>at least 10 words
Juan Cook
There was a threat where someone was Greentexting ironically about american documentaries like *Cavalry Charge Trumpets* ect ect then someone posted this and it had like 9/10 things he joked about.
Nolan Stewart
virgin vs chad
Cooper Reyes
>Not appreciating the GOAT American nature doc series
Turning on PBS and watching with the family was a Sunday night tradition when I was a kid. Of course anything on cable is gonna be trash. Public TV may be liberal propaganda 90% of the time, but at least it can maintain documentary programming without going full History channel.
Nolan Murphy
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