Spider-Man: Homecoming was the best Spider-Man movie in the same way poop is the best flavor of chocolate.
I can rant all day about how terrible of an adaption it is but even beyond that it really isn't all that great a film period. Most of that is due to the directing which is some of the most bland, Disney channel, mass audience pleasing garbage in any of the Spidey films.
Picking a guy that's only done like 2 movies previous to this one was such a huge fucking mistake on Marvel's part. He's got no idea how to direct action and he's only barely above par with everything else.
Sam Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy >The Amazing Spider-Man > Spider-Man: Shitcoming
Adam Gutierrez
Uncle Ben's dialogue in Raimi's version has not aged well
Grayson Young
It was awful, Disney High School straight-to-dvd tier awful. Extremely boring, very predictable and a generally bad story line. Ontop of that the effects were embarrasing at points. Spiderman spent more time running on foot than anything and continued to get slapped around by people he should defeat easily. He also somehow lost his spider sense despite having it in Civil War 6 months earlier...right
3/10 and that's only because it had a decent villian with a relatable motive
Noah Rogers
>When I was a kid I used to draw cowboys and indians. >Actually, it's Native Americans.
>When I say "Penis", you say "Parker".
>MJ: Excuse me, can we go already? 'Cause I was hoping to get in some light protesting in front of one of the embassies before dinner, so... >Nu-male white teacher: Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus.
>I don't really wanna celebrate something that was built by slaves.
>I'm looking at... porn.
>[shoots a web at Shocker] >Honestly, I'm shocked.
Yep, some great writing right there.
Austin Harris
Vulture in general and giving him a plausible backstory that ties into the Chitauri invasion was the only good thing about this movie.
Jose Gomez
Dont forget >Donald Blumpfh is not my president he is a racist and sexist, and as I no longer identify as a man I would like you all to call me spider-person
>let's give this guy's Green Goblin a solid plastic Power Rangers mask >let's CGI this guy's Ryuk I just don't understand the rationale.
Jason Sullivan
It's a good movie about a kid trying to be like his idols that ends with him learning from his mistakes and overcoming trials to be a better person in the end. Now whether it's a good representation of Spider Man, i'm not too sure. Tom Holland as Peter Parker is great, he looks like a teenager and *just* dorky enough to pass, unlike Andrew Garfield. And when he's spider man he's a wiseass like in the comics, unlike Tobey Maguire. But as everyone says, the fact that he just gets given his suit instead of spending time making it himself kind of degrades him from being spider man, and makes him more of an iron man 2.0 But at the same time, he already did make a suit, one that he seemed happy with even if it was shitty. and also what highschool age kid would be able to make a suit that not only fits his body perfectly, but also looks decent? I still enjoy it but i'm really on the fence about where it sits in the spidey movie rankings.
Logan Lewis
Watched probably 20 minutes of this Keaton was good And the kid stuff was teen disney sitcom but not necessarily awful
It was pretty shitty. One of the few times RT screwed up. Shouldn't have gotten a tomato. >talking suit Fuck off
Nicholas Stewart
I don't agree with you about the adaptation, Sony did much worse with their ASM. However I fully agree about the bland directing. Completely uninspired, there is no outstanding shot or scene. But that's the marvel way you know, they rather have flexible average directors than outstanding but difficult ones. It's the Image comics trauma from the 90's that makes marvel play safe unfortunately.
>>When I was a kid I used to draw cowboys and indians. >>Actually, it's Native Americans. This is not wrong.
Samuel Collins
The best part about this movie was Parker going to pick up his date reveal. Genuinely surprised me and I was waiting for the Vulture to show up too.
The rest of the movie was fun, I guess.
Penis Parker. Haha.
Aaron Perez
Marvel is pleb shit just consume your junk food theres nothing to mull over they're throw away comedy films with a bit of action in.
Andrew Turner
Laughed my ass off when the 'popular kid' was supposed to be that Indian cunt from Budapest Hotel, and Peter wanted to get his rocks off with that mystery meat girl.
Hahaha. Civilization is over. Let it all burn.
Jonathan Reed
I don't understand why Sup Forums shits on this movie so much
Am I a normie for liking Marvel movies?
Samuel Evans
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Nicholas Edwards
and it's still the second most grossing spidey movie
keep the salt going Sup Forums
Michael Torres
Whos the bad goy in this one and why in a Spiderman movie poster Tony Stark and Ironman have more space than the fucking spider dude?
Anthony Mitchell
this shit looks like it was made with Blender
Oliver Lopez
No, a lot of the people posting here are genuine racists, probably from pol but who knows. The movie had a lot of cheesy lines because it was meant for fucking kids, how can you not get this?
Jonathan Campbell
First ASM was fine bedsides the Lizard being lame
Gabriel Martin
>when I was a Native American I used to draw cowboys and Indians HOW THR FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE ??? Holy shit this movie was complete garbage
