Hey alan get the fuck out of my house lmao

>hey alan get the fuck out of my house lmao
meeeeeeeen

>but Charlie, alimony!!!
*que laughtrack*
meeeeeeeeeeen

>But Charlie I'm a spineless nu-male with a dyke ex wife and an even more useless son. I need to live here while also pretending to be morally superior to you
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>Come on Sheldon we have to go impress Penny
>But Leonard, Battlestar Galactica starts at 8

*laugh track ensues*

>Charlie... you gave me aids...
*laugh track*
meeeeeeeeeeen

Salutation Alain. Would you be so endearing as to graciously migrate from my premises. Hardy har har.

how many bazingas will sheldon score with star trek discovery/orville in the next season?

lmao i have that same gollum figurine, it came with the two towers extended edition

>Geeeeeeennnnnttttsssss

This might be the most accurate description of Alan ever.

>C: "Hey Alan"
>*laugh track*
>A: "Yes, Charlie"
>*laugh track*
>C: "Your name is an anagram for 'anal' "
>*laugh track*
>A: "I'm surprised you know what an anagram is"
>*laugh track*

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Is this from an actual episode?

Is that a Darth Vader wax melter?

No, but it's realistic, isn't it?

>I used to be rich
>I'm a trashy whore

cuuuuunnnts

>Hey Berta,could you please wash that plate,it's been there for days
>Fuck you Charlie,do it yourself!


meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

I miss this show ;_;

I can only imagine the writer's meeting went like this
>what do people like in sitcoms, and that every sitcom has?
>uhh coffee shops?
>OH, Let's make a show about coffee shop waitresses

I can't believe I actually liked this piece of garbage at one point

>LOL ALAN LET ME FUCK YOUR BOIPUSSY
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

I acted like I liked this show in middle school to fit in with the "cool" guys in our class

Didn't turn out well

>fart joke
>MEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

More like

>what do people like to masturbate to?
>I dunno,big boobs,great asses? oh yeah,they love uniforms
>OH, Let's make a show about coffee shop waitresses where one has a great ass and another one is busty

I get a laugh out of it when I'm watching it with my grandpa
>The cool guys at your school liked Two and a Half Men

Christ, I can't imagine what the dorks were like

>Charlie my new boyfriend and I had sex in your bedroom last night. I can't believe how filthy your maid leaves it.
>you were such a disappointment

...

kek

Same reaction as

Kek

just

>I lost six million of my ancestors 77 years ago
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeews

>ancestors
You're fucking retarded

J: dad I wanna put my dick in girls' pussies
*laughtrack*
A: Jake! Have some respect for women!
J: dad, what's a dick?
*laughtrack*

>jake you're stupid lol
>MEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN

>oh frasier, oh doodle doodle do
>that's "diddley do da", niles

kek

Damn I miss this comfy as hell show, imagine being charlie with his malibu beach house with all the hot women he got.

>Rose you really need to quit stalking me and stealing my cum crusted boxers from my laundry
>oh charlie, silly, without underwear to boil where will I get good soup stock?
>mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Poor Charlie never bought bitcoin

Which one has the ass

>neeeeeeerdssss

Rose is kino

>hey chander watch me eat this food
>could I BEEE anymore cynical??
ahohohohoho

aaaaaaaaaiiiiiddddssssssssssss

It's your fault I'm dead.

>hey Jake come here a sec
>what is it uncle Charlie?
>you are a fat fucking fuck up yet somehow your dad is more pathetic than you

i always wanted to fuck her so bad

Zoz

me too user me too

It actually is.

If the show was still around, Alan would have come back one day boasting about some shitcoin he just bought only for Charlie to remember that he bought a whole shitload of bitcoin way back while he was drunk.

that jew one looks rather attractive.

.>tfw when you will never have Kandi as your gf

>that jew one
which jew one?

the brunette one.

How did this stupid shit become so popular? Why do amerilards watch nothing but diarrhea smeared on their screen?
Seriously, I need an answer here. What the fuck is wrong with you as a people?

Jake: go fine them then
>Laughtrack
Judith: ALAN!!
Alan: what?
>laughtrack
Judith: Jake!?!
Jake: what?
>laughtrack
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>kid becomes a worse actor as he ages
are there any other examples of this?

>are there any other examples of this?
your lord and savior

Go ahead and post a better sitcom from your country

he never had the makings of a varsity actor

Stock footage of my taint is a better "sitcom" than this stupid shit.

fucking top kek

haaaaaiiiiiiiimm

>"Hey Charlie, pay me for being terrible at my job"
MEEEEEN

Oh, so you don't produce anything and somehow you think this puts you in a position to criticize. Enjoy your criticism, I'm sure it's very fulfilling.

Top notch

It's stupid as hell but comfy too, calm down bro

I can't even....

>hey sheldor how about them mario brohers
*laugh track*
>girls are weird lol!
*laugh track*

i miss two broke tits

Top kek

why live?

>implying you still don't like it
don't lie to yourself mayne

>ywn suck on Chelsea's tits